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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026
NEW: Remember when John Oliver opened a church to expose how easy it was to get tax exemptions? This year, ProPublica reporters set out to establish private schools to test if, truly, anyone could open one. We founded two. Here’s how.
propublica.org
How ProPublica Reporters Became Private School Owners in 24 Hours
The reporting experiment demonstrates how easy it can be to open private schools that might then access public money. No credentials or background checks required.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.
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Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Idk what if they do and they commit to the bit?! It would be awesome, nobody will like it but damn it it will be respected
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
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Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026
See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete
jd vance standing weird like trump
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Absolutely you gotta get the enemy where they’re vulnerable, desiring success with no effort or justification whatsoever
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
True journalism and art
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Forbes @forbes.com · 22/06/2026
The thank-you note and the strong performance against the top side in their group came despite the Iranian coach’s complaint about being forced to play in the “worst” conditions.
forbes.com
Iranian Team Leaves Thank You Note For LA Despite Complaints Of Unfair Treatment At World Cup
The thank-you note and the strong performance against the top side in their group came despite the Iranian coach’s complaint about being forced to play in the “worst” conditions.
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Shania Twain in leopard print hood and bangs and a bold red lip in the That Don't Impress Me Much video, smirking, with a speech bubble like she's saying the quoted post
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
the primary social crime of the near-future will be making people feel bad for refusing to think
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Rotating Handles @davidhdaw.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Some men are born awful, some men achieve awfulness and some have awfulness thrust upon them. Only Steven Seagal is brave enough for all three.
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Adam Rose @adamrose.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...
Matthew Keys
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Paramount is apparently trying to suppress copies of "Only in Monroe" from appearing on other social platforms by filing frivolous copyright notices, even though the show was produced by a public access TV channel and doesn't use their intellectual property...
https://x.com/MatthewKeysLive/status/2058567331992023172
Michelle Kinney
@MichelleKinney
Happened to us at The Mayday Network as well — this is insanity.
https://x.com/MichelleKinney/status/2058596263004721436
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itsmab.bsky.social @itsmab.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem
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Reuters @reuters.com · 20/05/2026
Exclusive: Intuit to cut 17% of global jobs to streamline operations, memo shows reut.rs/3RR8q08
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Exclusive: Intuit to cut 17% of global jobs to streamline operations, memo shows
Intuit is laying off about 17% of its workforce, ‌or about 3,000 employees worldwide, to streamline operations and sharpen focus on its key bets including its AI efforts, according to an internal memo seen by Reuters on Wednesday.
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
For a second I thought you meant “my God, Jar Jar Binks” like an introduction title and I was about to get real locked in
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Thanos mocks a beat-down Captain America, “give up yet?” Panel 2: Doctor Strange begins to open a portal. Spider-Man appears beat up. Through bleeding teeth and a black eye, Captain America replies, “Not while we have…” Panel 3: Thanos, gobsmacked, exclaims, “Maya Angelou!?” Indeed, there she is - Maya Angelou, T-posing and floating stoically through the open portal.
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I do and honestly reading these comments it’s maybe bc I was raised in the south full of poc, but also as a 5’2 feminine person with a kind face people still act like I’m in their way in a completely open space where they have plenty of room so I genuinely feel in the way always. It’s probably both.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 24/04/2026
I keep hearing otherwise normal people say things like “you know, [sex pest/internet nazi] is wrong on a lot but he’s right on [anodyne thing]” and it’s such a clear symptom of brain poisoning and really demonstrates how effective the Twitter guys have been at force-feeding bigotry to everyone
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I see it how I see giving gifts - I say it bc I mean it and the act of affirming them and letting them know what their work means to me is the point. If they give something in return that’s so meaningful on its own, it’s not owed to me and they did it anyway? That’s so special to me.
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I realize this is freaking you out about aging but genuinely this is so fucking funny bc that was probably confusing him so badly 😂😂
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Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“Guns” (crowd boos) “n’ roses” (crowd cheers)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The Newspaper: nooooooo you have to debate every bad faith asshole in the worrrrrrld no matter how incoherent or wretched their supposed views are The Pope: nope I’m gonna wear a big hat
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you don't have to talk to people who are annoying. you can just not do that
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Jochen Spangenberg @jospang.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Landmark decision with potentially huge impact on social media companies (and - ideally - their users’ (mental) health and wellbeing): “Tech giants Meta and YouTube were found to be liable for designing their platforms to be addictive, which harmed a 20-year-old's mental health.”
bbc.com
Silicon Valley reeling from social media addiction trial verdict
The landmark decision in an LA court may go beyond immediate impacts on defendants Meta and YouTube.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
U.S. senators launch investigation into Alligator Alcatraz ‘torture’ allegations www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Subquestion, how many holes does the new guy punch in walls after he drinks a monster
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m just trying to figure out if her new gig is ominous head of propaganda for the war machine or made up nothing position so she can technically be paid but no longer on camera
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
shockingly people are capable of simultaneously, 1. Hating their government 2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Oh hey that’s the same reaction the cashier had looking at my drivers license before he furrowed his brows in horror and I’ve never snatched something back so fast in my life 😅
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
fellas, is it a good sign when the Queen has to join the army reserves?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2026
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-r…
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The alt text to this is so funny what 😂😂
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I can’t stop buying heated rivalry merch and stuff for embroidery, my finances will never recover 😂
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens. More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Normal for being online, so in a much more real sense *no* 🥰
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
oh my god
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture"Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This is so funny I’m cackling in my car, what a beautiful way to get through something horrific together with your friends when no condolences could ever be enough
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 04/12/2025
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
…. I have so many questions and none of them are sensitive to how shitty this must actually be so I’m just gonna keep that to myself. Go go gadget throat stretcher though technology is wild
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carverator.bsky.social @carverator.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Oh god that’s so scary I’m sorry I hope things will get taken care of so she can heal and yall can spend the time you should’ve had now at that point ❤️
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