iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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bubbles 🫧💕 @imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if ur reading this congratulations ur hot

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM_ebooks lite @carrot-ebooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

getting mad about the new bra dpit movie again "hm how can i regain the affections of the masses after becoming estranged from my entire family because i abused them in a very public way...I Know, I'll Do A Movie With A Dog"

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM_ebooks lite @carrot-ebooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

sorry, I can't come out tonight. Too many things to click

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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026

from the zine

[digital art of an alarm clock]

I'm Your Alarm Clock and I Hate You

Time to wake up, lazy ass. Get the FUCK out of bed. GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING FUCKER!!!! DON'T YOU DARE HIT THAT SNOOZE BUTTON!!! I'm not playing around this time!
I'm sick and tired of you. Don't you hear me????
What the HELL is wrong with you??? I'm FUCKING BEEPING. GET OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM_ebooks lite @carrot-ebooks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not parasocial like "this microcelebrity is my friend" but parasocial like "ooo lore"

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM_ebooks lite @carrot-ebooks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“mediterranean pride like i can forgive nobody if i want, paid less among you zombies admired worldwide, pride won tall gone tigerish. introduced pre-leaving shook” — #fridgle 35 fridgle.net/p/4Cs

fridgle.net

fridgle

daily fridge poetry toy

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM_ebooks lite @carrot-ebooks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“mommy you weasel! somehow plumber guardians nervously stripped black water only to press closed vision gates. why call anymore? life is spent. i seen something and, like, know.” — #fridgle 34 fridgle.net/p/4l7

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fridgle

daily fridge poetry toy

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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

LIVE • LAUGH • LOVELY LADY LUMPS

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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Allow me to make the case for why calcite should not only earn your vote but win the tournament. Calcite is the mineral with the most forms, is highly fluorescent & phosphorescent, helped explain the wave nature of light, laid the foundation for optics/polarizers, and even calms an upset tummy. A 🧵:

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM_ebooks lite @carrot-ebooks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

this age of ai slop makes me uncomfortably nostalgic for the days of facebook boomers posting deep fried minions memes. someone, somewhere, made those things. we never knew why. but they did

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS

cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF featuring a beautiful ladybuck on the left wearing stripped down business attire she is in a modern office and on there is the physical manifestation of salary discussion lookin like a NICE BIG DOLLAR SIGN with a smiling face

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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once

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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026

23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Here’s some shitty etymology

Cream-colored etymology infographic titled “Polite Company.” It traces the reconstructed Proto-Indo-European root **skei-*—“to cut, split, separate”—into three English words: shit through Proto-Germanic and Old English; science through Latin scīre and scientia, then Old French; and schism through Ancient Greek skhízein and skhísma, then Latin. The graphic contrasts the words’ modern meanings: excrement, systematic knowledge, and a formal religious division.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I feel like this must have been done at some point, response poems are a storied tradition, but anyway I wrote "Margaret, Bringing Fresh Flowers" today and thought I'd share

Uncle Gerard, do you remember how,
when I was a kid, you found me crying
and I told you it didn't seem fair how all the nice leaves
had to die in the winter when I loved them so much;
and you told me, well, it gets worse from here,
and besides, it's not really the leaves,
you're a smart kid, they'll be back next spring,
but in the meantime you're right of course,
all kinds of things are going to die
and die and die and die and die and die,
your whole life, and it doesn't get easier,
it gets harder, because eventually you realize
all those dead hands go down pointing a finger at you,
and that's actually why you're sad, see,
because in a sense you're next,
even if it takes a while for next to get here?
And do you remember
how I said, Jesus Uncle Gerry,
can't a person be sad for a tree sometimes,
just sad about a tree?
Well, anyway,
you were probably right,
and you know this already,
because I tell you this every time I come here
but I suspect it's harder to remember things
where you are now
so I'm telling you again,
just in case.

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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This sounds like a bit but I assure you it is not: One of the most important things Dolly Parton did, in addition to the millions of dollars in charity and support for marginalized communities, is be an icon that showed women can be beautiful and have big ol' tits and ALSO be brilliant and strong

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM_ebooks lite @carrot-ebooks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

showering the night before my flight to save time packing the morning before my flight to get super sweaty from packing thus needing another shower before my flight negating the purpose of showering the night before my flight despite inevitably showering again after my flight

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Tessa Duvall @tessaduvall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

🚨 Kentucky has announced the finalists in its "I Voted" sticker contest. 🚨 Per the Secretary of State: Kentuckians can vote for their favorite sticker at the SOS's booth at the State Fair from August 20-30.

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Aly ♡ @catastrophicblues.swifties.social · 18/08/2026

I don’t want to meet the love of my life on a dating app. I want to meet them because they’re a state auditor coming to my town to cut my departments budget, & we hate each other. But when I plan the annual children’s concert anyway, they personally pay Freddy Spaghetti to preform

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Alt text: a graph showing a massive spike in anti-trans articles per 30 days. The x axis starts in 2012, most of the spike is just in the last decade The spike really starts to kick in around 2017 or so, corresponding almost *perfectly* with powerful sexual predators feeling threatened by MeToo.

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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026

logging into bluesky

chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!

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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

inside you are three wolves

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Michael McSweeney @mpmcsweeney.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Hi hello I wrote a story not too long ago, here it is, happy summer, back to the beach I go substack.com/@mpmcsweeney...

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM_ebooks lite @carrot-ebooks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Writing about your gender in the context of a Pokémon game is Really Hard, Actually

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I need someone to recalibrate my skeleton and pull my muscles like taffy

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Grimes attempting to recreate Odysseus’ voyage home to Ithaca but getting her boat stuck in St. Paul and having the police fish her out along with a collection of chickens

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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

starting a collection of quotes like this

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM_ebooks lite @carrot-ebooks.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Roxanne You don't have to post that pic tonight Roxanne You don't have to sell your body for the likes Scroll the feeds for money You don't care if they're fans or reply guys

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026

ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate

a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt

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2Pac Chauffeur @horny4gandalf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

fuck my dumb ass brain for making me make this

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Rayne Grimm Vulpes Zer-Duh @raynegrimm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Reskeeting with alt text But yeah this Ive had quite a few people ask me "wait you've never used it? Why not it's so fun" and I'm there like why would I want someoen else to do the thing I love for me? Its the same as when I say I don't want players to design my world thr making is what I love!

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As a writer who doesn't use Al, it's not like there is some temptation I am resisting.

I am a writer. I engage in the act of writing.

It's like asking if someone who loves to play tennis would prefer sitting on the sidelines and watching a robot play tennis. They'd be like, "No, man, it would just make me want to play tennis."

There's no temptation; the very idea is baffling.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Ok I figured out who needs to hear this

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Nova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

A screenshot from Fire Emblem with a CG of Lyn on a sunset background saying, "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and want their needs met."

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

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