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Carl Bateman

@carlbateman.bsky.social
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Creative Coder for hire--mostly web stuff. ex IBM carlbateman.com/webgl

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 8h
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 16h
Most TV is just this now.
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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz359bs
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Lane! Draws! Comics! @lanedraws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My b-day is in a couple days and I just got the lovely notification that I have -$200 in my account. So! If anyone would like a commission, a cover, really anything done for them, I am available! Kofi for commissions: ko-fi.com/sablepod Portfolio: lanelloyd.crevado.com Please share
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Neill Cameron @neillcameron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah so I was just on The One Show! Got to visit a brilliant school in Barrow and talk about the amazing LICAF-led Comic Town initiative there, and how great comics are for getting kids reading (and writing and drawing!). It’s on iPlayer here: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
My face, on the telly! Photo (and pointing) courtesy of Joe List.
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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zenbullets @zenbullets.com · 29/09/2026
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cheers, Nigel Farage is crying now
Headline: men arrested near RAF airbase are UK citizens from London
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-Boulet- @bouletcorp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
J'aurai beaucoup de @jimbenton.bsky.social dans cette liste, parce que j'adore son univers. Et celui-ci est marrant parce qu'il est à la fois un one-panel, et à la fois pas du tout. On touche encore à une limite de l'exercice, ici.
Ce qui semble être quatre cases de BD dans lesquelles on voit passer des oiseaux sur fond de ciel bleu. Mais les quatre cases peuvent être vues comme une seule image. L'un des oiseaux dit "Je ne crois pas que ce soit une BD" et un autre ajoute "Je crois qu'on est juste en train de passer devant une fenêtre".
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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The issue is that if you can spot the grift then it was never intended for you. Modern politics has become indistinguishable from a confidence trick, it follows the same rules as most other scams, it’s all about finding the mark and exploiting them. And there’s still a lot of marks out there.
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GigerPunk @gigerpunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big Red and the Bug hunters?
A giant robot with Red On its chest, towering over the rest of the Bug Hunters.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Dear Diary, I'm still furious about Burnham's plan to tackle disinformation. Doesn't he know that one man's disinformation is another man's essential stream of bollocks and lies to spread hatred and division in order to fuel his rise to power?"
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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haversack @hsack121.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop eating octopuses.. A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Man Who Saved The World. May his memory be a blessing.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facebook really doesn't want you to see the new documentary exposing Elon Musk Neither do TikTok or Google or the eX social media site. Since they won't accept paid advertising, let's do some free advertising. Go see Musk in theaters October 9 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On the Edinburgh to Aberdeen train, somewhat unnerved by this description of Leuchars.
Search summary for Leuchars with a picture of a church and the description: "Human settlement in Scotland".A photograph of a Scottish cloud over ploughed fields taken just outside Leuchars, the human settlement in Scotland.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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MakeBritainNiceAgain @grahamgrumps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why must we legitimide him by calling him an 'activist'? He is a domestic terrorist He is an an anarchist www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Anti-migrant activist Daniel Thomas charged after dinghy slashed in Channel
Activist Daniel Thomas is charged in connection with an incident in the English Channel on Tuesday.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social - best known for his work on Wing Commander III: Heart of Tiger (1994), Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom (1996) & Wing Commander Prophecy (1997). Also, "The guy from Star Wars."
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absofreakinlutely 💯% True......
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Iva 🐛 @ivathehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🦷👁
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Donna @germ3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ironically, US taxpayers contributions towards Israel’s social fabric provides benefits to the citizens (and permanent residents) of Israel that far exceed the benefits available to citizens of the US. Such as Universal Healthcare, for a huge example.
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Peter Gordon 🇺🇦 @gordon.plus · 25/09/2026
Nice to know the demoscene is still going in the 23rd century
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Zach Elsbury @zachelsbury.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Politics would be much healthier if political leaders had the metal to tell these idiots to go fuck themselves instead of bending over backwards to try and reason with them. Just like hospitality and customers, constituents aren’t always right.
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RDCK98 @comradekenobi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Waaaaahhh, the government doesn't exclusively cater to me the individual waaaaah. I am forced to join in death chants about drowning refugees and migrants waaaaahh"
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Dave is a prick. But some people do work 70-80 hour weeks. Not Dave though. He's a lying prick.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#TBT to this from 2012 in honour of Michael Gove starring as an invasion-battling leader in Sky's new show The Wargame. If you don't know what or who this comic is about... just count yourself lucky and scroll on, no worries.
[Opening scene is WESTMINSTER, LONDON. Over Downing Street a huge ALIEN SPACECRAFT hovers, silent, still, filling the whole sky a la Independence Day]. 

[Cut to INSIDE 10 DOWNING STREET. The (then) prime Minister DAVID CAMERON is looking out of his office window at the ship.]

VOICE FROM OFF-SCENE, BEHIND CAMERON:
Prime Minister…

CAMERON [addressing the person behind him, still keeping his eyes fixed ahead in dread at the spaceship]:
Yes?

[We see the speaker is MICHAEL GOVE, then Education Secretary]:

GOVE:
Let me do it.

CAMERON:
For God's sake, Michael, you're the Education Secretary! You've never flown a fighter plane in your life!

GOVE:
But I know I could do it, David. I could fly a fighter plane into the big space- ship...

...and shoot all the aliens.

CAMERON:
But you have no military training!

GOVE:
David

I haven't told you this, but...

I used to be a journalist. For The Times.

[Cameron reacts, turning to look at Gove with awe and respect, as if only now truly seeing him for the first time]. 

GOVE:
I wrote two articles about planes, David.

I've got strong opinions about aliens.

I know I can do this job.

[Cut to a title card panel]:

AND SO:

[Then cut again to Cameron on the roof of Number 10, watching a Michael Gove pilot a fighter jet up towards the spacecraft, and then completely miss it, careering towards Earth, as Cameron buries his face in his hands].

[Ends]
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good. Now arrest those who were with him for conspiracy, and then arrest those who tried to set fire to a hotel for arson. And then proscribe the group as a terrorist organisation. Which is what you are if you use violence for political ends. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel
Thirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Build child care centers. Build health centers. Build community centers. Not data centers. And not ICE detention centers.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Author JL Meredith @jlm-writes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wow, look at that pretty snow!! nope, it’s the surface of a COMET!
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kerry Callen y Jack Kirby @kerrycallen.bsky.social
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely
Reasons why I'm polite to waiters - Because I realize they're human beings, trying to make a living, not my servants.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 22/09/2026
Welcome to the world of Tanya Gomelskaya. Her creations meet in the flux between traditional paintings and sculpture, forcing second glances - which artwork speaks to you the most? #beautifulbizarre #art #mixedmediaart #surrealart #darkart #darksurrealism
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
𝚝𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚍𝚊𝚢...
fuck's sake Lionel.


a land rover defender cuts drives up a shallow river that cuts through a thick jungle. perched upon the vehicle's roof cage is a large, yellow rubber duck.
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 21/09/2026
lmao dude what, apparently a guy selling AI shit at a convention in Australia got so mad that people were criticizing him for it he started biting them. I've heard of AI brainrotting but these people are literally zombifying www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
screenshot of a person recounting the story in a facebook post
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Inigo Quilez @iquilezles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Distorting space with sine functions #math
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God @thegodshow.com · 20/09/2026
The president banned reporters for asking questions. He can’t defend his record. And if you can’t take the heat, then get out of the kitchen.
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