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LYDIA ZANOTTI @phrisk.bsky.social · 18h

closing out #swordtember i just wanted to draw a snake 🐍

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I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*deep breath* When Northeast US cities were settled they were often located on rivers as far inland as possible, which was usually just below the “fall line” (think Great Falls near DC); I-95 connects those cities and thus runs along the fall line and that’s why the rain/snow behave the way they do

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"North and West of I-95" - why does snow in the Eastern US always seem fall to the West of I-95?

Why does it seem like the most snow falls North & East of the large cities of the North East United States?

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The Fiber Farm (Jen) @jjco.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This is also a good time to remind everyone of my favorite German insult “hobbyloses Verhalten” which is basically “hobbyless behavior” 😅

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026

REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo

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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

John Le Carré

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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 01/09/2026

Happy Bisexuality Visibility Month

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Quaker Oats: the only oatmeal named after a schismatic sect of the Church of England. We guarantee it.

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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

For everyone going through it right now 🖊️🦑

American traditional style pinup of Dolly Parton in a long pink dress and platform high heels, holding a cowboy hat, with the text “I Will Always Love you”

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Brendan Harkin @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/08/2026

important context

sign taped in a window reading

NOTICE:

We will not be open on the 25th of August because we will be closed.

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Fiona Creates @fionacreates.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Trash bird.

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Dog with a Biscuit and a Chinese Cup by Giovanna Garzoni, 1640s

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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 10/08/2026

great narrative pacing

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Listening Habit @listeninghabit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Happy 808 Day to all those who celebrate it.

A roland tr-808 rhythm composer seen from above. Black box with gray text, assorted knobs and programming interface.

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🔚🔜 @voidstar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Research advisors will say “this is a good place to start reading” and then send send you:

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This is how you get a fursona. This is what happens to you.

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Air to Ground Message: WE ARE GOOD UNLESS YOU ARE BORED Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA Type: Boeing 767-300 A: #a6e102b03ab F: #f1c140be2af

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I’m wheezing smittenkitchen.com/2026/07/spag...

Spaghetti Aglio e Olio
SERVINGS: THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER
TIME: 20 MINUTES
SOURCE: SMITTEN KITCHEN

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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.

When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'

I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"

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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 06/02/2026

Posting this again to remind you you dont have to be an amazing artist to draw comics!

A comic showings cartoon man degrade into a bubble with eyes and a mouth saying that comic work no matter how well drawn they are.

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/07/2026

celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Anyway, the Tuskegee Airmen faced far worse in their lives than any of us can imagine so if one of them can think this then so can you, happy 4th

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Chillhop Music @chillhop.com · 01/07/2026

checking in on everyone who also had one of those days 🫂

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Nano🔥 @nanocolors.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Children’s picture book character Pandorobou (the Bread Thief) is a a mouse who disguises himself as a loaf of bread to sneak into bakeries and steal fresh bread.

A slice of white bread with a grey mouse’s limbs, nose, and eyes poking out of it is posing for the camera.

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Are you beach body ready. Is your meat-wrapped skeleton prepared. Are your flesh-covered bones visually correct for coastal deployment.

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f. lee @ Everfree NW @fleebites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

#junicorn day 11 ‘pigecorn’ happy pigeon appreciation day :)

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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 13/06/2026

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✨Kirm✨ @antonballdeluxe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Given all of the recent genAI discussion, I wish to repost this.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I'm not even kidding when I tell you it feels extremely vital for anyone in a position of this much power to always have at least one totally unimpressed sibling they are in regular contact with. that's how you keep them from getting high on their own supply

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SOVKA ✶ @monstersovka.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

✶ PRIDE MONTH ✶

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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

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Kiku @ SPX W15A @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

these are getting weird

comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."

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Celica @nothingxs.net · 30/05/2026

Who in the Final Fantasy XIV team actually decided they needed tacos, and who researched how they were gonna get animated and put into the game? I just want to talk.

A man holds a taco made with an oversized flour tortilla, and eats it the most incorrect way possible: by biting into the top of it, rather than starting by its sides.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

There was a period where people kept saying the internet wasn’t real life and then a period where people started to accept that the internet had become real life but I think we’re out of that now and that the internet isn’t real life anymore, it’s some sort of hyperreal zone of impossible terrains

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

"i can't explain trans people to my child!!" oh so you're stupid AND bigoted? pick a struggle bitch

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

this is a masterpiece

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