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This reminds me of Gilda Radner’s Emily Litella character, who would go off on a rant about something she misheard, and then when she’s corrected simply says, “Never mind.”

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Chevy Chase & Gilda Radner: Nevermind

ALT: Chevy Chase & Gilda Radner: Nevermind

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026

Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.

Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 22/09/2026

He’s almost completely stupid.

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pennsylvan(ian) @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 07/06/2026

It boggles my mind, that media presents Trump as a real serious official, political scientists discuss his decisions, pundits talk about his policies. Meanwhile he loudly declared to the world he made an amazing discovery that "dumb" has a "b" in it.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 12/07/2026

The iPhone needs a focus mode that will allow only that one thing through.

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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 30/11/2023

If we’d speak more ill of the dead, maybe it would remind the living not to be assholes.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Can't recall a recent video that better captures Trump's essence. Misogynist goon sweatily belches out egregious lies to a woman reporter, insults and berates her when she asks for evidence, then storms off in anger, all while his spray-tan slowly slides down his face.

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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 04/06/2026

Autonomous robot clown roundhouse kicks a small child

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I just realized that when It Happens, Fox News is going to be so weird to watch -- solemn, tear-filled tributes to America's Most President™ interspersed with angry coverage denouncing the millions and millions of Americans celebrating in the streets.

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Don’t put in the paper that I got mad about all the singers cancelling

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

My life coach yelling from the sideline for me to "just run out the clock"

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itsmab.bsky.social @itsmab.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 18/05/2026

I’m no English major, but something seems off with that comma.

Screenshot from the Publix supermarket website, a picture of a prepared meal with the caption, “Publix Chicken Cordon Bleu with Roasted Baby, Potatoes.”

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out. I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Well, those boots were not made for walking

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 23/04/2026

So a drop from $600 to $100 is simultaneously an 83% drop and a 600% drop?

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I quite happily live in a neighborhood where most people do not share my religion, where multiple languages are represented, and where people have come from a lot of different countries. Bigoted assholes always assume everyone else actually shares their bigotries.

Post from Dale Partridge claiming nobody wants to live in diverse neighborhoods

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 05/04/2026

It’s funny that absolutely nobody needs to be told what “it” is.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 04/04/2026

I like saviors who didn’t die.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 04/04/2026

Reminds me of the old Weather Girls song, It’s Reigning Men.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

When I was a kid my parents told me if I didn't go to gatherings, people would stop inviting me. So that was a great tip I received early on.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 21/03/2026

How long until Trump says something tasteless about this?

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 09/03/2026

It’s okonomiyaki (Hiroshima-style) time.

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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

There's much to say about what's going on, but what strikes me the most is just how embarrassing he is. The guy who launched an illegal attack that will lead to war and the likely destabilization of much of the Middle East for no real reason is posting like a middle schooler struggling with English.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Statement regarding tonight's final 💔

Sir Michael
Statement Regarding Winter Olympics Speed Skating Final

18/2/26

To whom it may concern,

It is with a heavy heart that I publish this statement.

This evening sees the final of the men's Short Track Speed Skating at the Winter Olympics and it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I will not be competing in it. Please be assured that I have not taken this decision lightly but, for the following reasons, I believe it to be the right one:

- I do not own a pair of skates and feel this would put me at an unfair disadvantage.
- I don't know which direction I'm supposed to skate around the circuit and I would feel very embarrassed if I went the wrong way.
- I've got a check-up with my dentist at 9:15 tomorrow and I don't want to risk not being back in time because it's a very busy practice and it takes ages to get a new appointment. I have suggested that they should hire an additional dental hygienist but so far they have not listened.
- The other skaters might be angry at me for not competing in any of the qualifying rounds.
- I've just checked what outfit speed skaters wear (skin-tight onesies) and I don't think I have one of those and I would feel awkward asking one of my competitors if they have a spare suit that I could borrow.
- I don't know if it's a communal changing room but I have unusually small nipples that I'm a bit self-conscious about and I don't want the other skaters to make fun of them.

I know some people will be disappointed by this news but I ask that you accept my decision and not try to change my mind. Furthermore I ask that you all accept the result of the race and do not discredit the gold medallist's achievement just because he didn't beat me. That is not his fault and he deserves respect regardless.

Thank you and good luck to all the competitors in tonight's race.

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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 26/01/2026

Damn proud of Minnesota.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll empty a whole goddamn magazine into you while you’re lying on the ground if you don’t cheer them on while they’re fucking doing it.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

"Give me the peace prize or I'll kill you" seems like a pretty funny joke until it literally unfolds on the world stage

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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/01/2026

they are recruiting for the worst, bottom-of-the-barrel chuds imaginable and those chuds are behaving exactly as you'd expect

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

(To messenger) Go now! Tarry not! (Looking out the castle window moments later) This mf tarrying

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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

They want to wipe out almost a third of the country. It’s got nothing to do with illegal immigration. It’s white nationalism pure and simple. They’re fascists, and there’s no reason to doubt it.

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The peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world.
America After

Terrible AI image of classic car on a beach with text that reads “America after 100 million deportations”

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 31/12/2025

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
by Michael Ward

MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com

MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com

Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com

AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com

One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

probably because they have to keep stopping to pick up their backpacks

Road sign reads “CAUTION SLOW KIDS ON ROAD WITH NO SHOULDERS.”

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Ricky Mondello @rmondello.com · 28/12/2025

Tech sure has dug itself into a hole if a technology like passkeys, which is a solution to one of the most pernicious problems in being a person with online accounts — the password problem — is viewed with skepticism because websites and apps are actually adopting them in unison.

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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

What's striking about Trump's lies, and those of his apologists, is that they're not even plausible. They don't try to be plausible. As others have noted, that's kind of the point. True authoritarian control and power is telling a blatant and obvious lie, and showing you can get away with it.

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