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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 29/06/2026

I asked the new Siri AI to summarize this, and it said it was satirical! I’ll have to file a bug report.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 17/06/2026

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp It was Get Smart, except with chimps

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 21/05/2026

I encountered this stray cat on the sidewalk recently. I didn’t fall for this obvious trick.

A stray cat lying on his back on the sidewalk at my feet. He’s clearly trying to trick me into scratching his belly, which I know is a ploy so he can attack me.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 18/05/2026

I’m no English major, but something seems off with that comma.

Screenshot from the Publix supermarket website, a picture of a prepared meal with the caption, “Publix Chicken Cordon Bleu with Roasted Baby, Potatoes.”

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 03/05/2026

I’ve walked across that bridge many times.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 22/03/2026

I really enjoyed your pictures. It looks like we visited many of the same alleys.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 21/03/2026

I’ve taken that picture! I’ve got zillions of alleyway pictures from Tallinn. Everywhere you go there’s an interesting alley to explore.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 21/03/2026

How long until Trump says something tasteless about this?

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 09/03/2026

It’s okonomiyaki (Hiroshima-style) time.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 30/12/2025

I took this from the cockpit while I was getting ready for my last flight before retirement.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 29/12/2025

And in Taiwan. This was in a hotel gym in Taipei.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 06/12/2025

I did see some in Malaysia a few days ago though.

A long-tailed macaque sitting on a branch.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 06/12/2025

I was promised wild monkeys. I didn’t see any wild monkeys.

A sign at a Singapore park entrance telling you what to do if you encounter wild monkeys.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 20/11/2025

Gotta love watching your own flight land from the tail camera.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 28/10/2025

One of them has nothing to do with trains.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 30/09/2025

Took the Shinkansen back to Tokyo, was able to see Mt. Fuji again.

The Shinkansen bullet train pulling into the station at Shin-Osaka

A picture of Mt. Fuji taken from the train.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 21/09/2025

Caught a glimpse of Mt. Fuji through the clouds.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 21/09/2025

On the Shinkansen (Japanese bullet train) from Tokyo to Kyoto.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 21/07/2025

I’ve got a ton of pictures of Mt. Fuji, mostly on flights from Narita to Shanghai or Osaka.

Mt. Fuji, photographed from an airplane.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 02/06/2025

And a 767 snout. I have a ton of airplane snout pictures.

A 767 at Malmö Sturup Airport, shot from in front of the nose.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 02/06/2025

Here are a couple of 757 snouts.

A Boeing 757 at Stockholm Airport, shot from in front of the nose.

A 757 at Penang Airport, shot from in front of the nose.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 02/06/2025

I caught this stripey one a few weeks ago from the window of another stripey one.

A picture of a blue-striped Condor A330.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 28/03/2025

Here’s an airplane picture, a 747 with another, smaller 747 poking out of it.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 26/03/2025

It’d be interesting to know what Jeffery Goldberg shows as his own name in his Signal profile. He sees his own membership in the group as “You,” but the other members of the group would see whatever name he has in his profile. We know it’s something with the initials J and G.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 04/03/2025

That “dumb” part is going to make Trump blow a gasket. There’s nothing he’s more insecure about than his intellect.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 29/12/2024

I sent your picture and question to ChatGPT. Here’s the answer it gave me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The circular object embedded in the concrete appears to be a wagon wheel or a similar metal structure repurposed for construction purposes. These kinds of objects were often used in historical mining and industrial sites as reinforcement in concrete or as improvised construction materials.

Given that this is from an abandoned mine in Death Valley, it is likely an artifact of practical engineering from the mining era, where materials like old wagon wheels were incorporated into construction due to their availability and strength. This would provide extra durability for floors or support structures in industrial or mining settings.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 01/12/2024

Why do I keep getting followed by fake Bennett Tomlins? I follow the real @bft.wtf, and I’ve been followed by at least two fake ones. I imagine there’s a crypto scam involved somewhere.

A screenshot of a presumably fake Bennett Tomlin.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 24/11/2024

As a bonus, I’ve thrown in the oldest airplane photo on my phone.

A green and white striped Condor A330-900neo at the gate in Frankfurt.

An Ilyushin Il-76 parked on the ramp in Sharjah, UAE.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 12/11/2024

About to board this stripey A330-900neo from Frankfurt to Miami.

A green-and-white striped A330-900neo at a gate in Frankfurt.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 07/11/2024

Pretty close to what ChatGPT came up with.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 07/11/2024

It’s even scarier in German.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 06/11/2024

I guess the stock market approves of fascism.

Screenshot showing the U.S. stock market futures way up on the news of Cheeto Hitler’s election.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 20/10/2024

The moron brigade was out in force yesterday.

A city-block-length parade of vehicles festooned with Trump flags.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 17/09/2024

According to the in-flight map display, there’s a list of the ambassadors of Greece to Russia in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chris Johnson @captainslim.lol · 01/09/2024

This massive moth, probably five inches across, was on my window for about nine hours a few days ago. I thought it had just landed there, but I found the remnants of a cocoon after it left, just below where it had been. So I think it was a brand-new moth, just emerged from its pupa.

A large moth with orange and gray markings is resting against a dark surface. The wings are spread wide, revealing intricate patterns, and its legs are visible.

A large orange moth rests against a window screen.

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