Reposted by Chad JipitiDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS. 1060594
Chad Jipiti @captainhacksparrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comEw Brotha Eww Meme ReactionAlt: Ew Brotha Eww Meme Reaction 010
Reposted by Chad Jipitiweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107312533
Reposted by Chad Jipiti🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁ 17630148
Chad Jipiti @captainhacksparrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey let’s not let Joe Rogan pretend he didn’t help get Trump elected twice. 000
Reposted by Chad JipitiMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051351130
Reposted by Chad JipitiPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026I put Roko’s Basilisk in a burlap sack and I threw the sack in the river. The computer is fine now. it’s normal again 625429
Reposted by Chad JipitiThe Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It can only good happen 1245423
Reposted by Chad Jipiticeej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026“learn to code” looking pretty silly in retrospect 41125189
Reposted by Chad JipitiKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way." 3381241
Reposted by Chad Jipitibakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026it is sears air conditioner commercial ill call now hot out lately 517217
Reposted by Chad JipitiAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You now have permission to forget about Dre 14672141
Reposted by Chad JipitiRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You just know there's a notebook with "Natalie Trump" written in cursive thousands of times. 942701328
Reposted by Chad JipitiMiranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Now that's a fucking headline. www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...newsweek.comMitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birthSenator Mitch McConnell has continued to receive his full salary while being absent from the Senate for medical reasons. 4830651069
Reposted by Chad Jipiticeej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish 9453821008
Reposted by Chad JipitiThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 158223486262
Reposted by Chad Jipitijourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Flavors used to be infused but nowadays flavors are blasted. This is happening to society as well of course 132254349
Reposted by Chad JipitiKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout 159115282683
Reposted by Chad Jipitiweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening. 472062334
Reposted by Chad JipitiLindsay @neomeruru.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Death of the Ability to Read A Review and Think 'Huh, That Was Interesting; Don't Know If I Agree with Everything, But It Was Interesting' Without Contributing to the Discourse 472498
Reposted by Chad JipitiPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026my wife keeps playing club bops from the late 2000s for the baby and when i ask what she’s doing she says “education” 45157557
Reposted by Chad Jipitipixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is 1344425505
Reposted by Chad Jipitida share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN 03061709
Reposted by Chad Jipitiinnes mck @innes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026but they already made a historically accurate version of the odyssey? 393524622
Reposted by Chad JipitiSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/07/2026you don't have to have sex with someone! not your husband! not your boyfriend! if somebody makes you have sex with him that's rape! 135038
Reposted by Chad Jipitijam @socialistboat.dad · 22/07/2026in 2015 when you saw a low image quality photo you could say "what did you shoot this on a potato" and now everyone's like "oh what kind of potato is that I love how the blacks get crushed and the details go all soft it's so vintage. is that like a Russet or" 243837
Reposted by Chad JipitiNathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏 58153713628
Reposted by Chad JipitiPatrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Wishing a happy Andrew and Tristian Tate Are In Custody Day to all who celebrate 330636
Reposted by Chad JipitiMiami Mike @leather-peach.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Speaking of the odyssey this is the best post anyone's ever made about it 3574772123
Reposted by Chad JipitiKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I don’t think AI is the future and I’m 100% basing this on how nobody likes those kitchen trash cans with the powered lids. 743191232
Reposted by Chad JipitiGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A whole lot of people with otherwise progressive views suddenly get real mad when you talk about doing anything at all to address the scourge of speeding drivers killing people 94166618
Reposted by Chad Jipitibobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026i remember scientists saying 20 years ago that climate change-fueled wildfires would darken and poison the skies hundreds of miles away. but republicans said that was a lie, so now climate change-fueled wildfires darken and poison the skies hundreds of miles away every summer 4130181011
Reposted by Chad JipitiJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026“I’ll pass on the salad and just have those fries. I’m trying to eat healthy.” - instant hall of fame dad joke thanks to cyclospora 203354375
Reposted by Chad JipitiTiffany C. Graham @bluenote123.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that’s rape. www.salon.com/2026/07/15/m... 30459461473
Reposted by Chad JipitiAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not. 14798902533
Reposted by Chad JipitiMicah @rincewind.run · 12/07/2026wait Lindsey Graham just died?! what the fuck?! may he be remembered accurately: as an awful warmonger who deliberately chose to empower the worst people in the world despite knowing better 352836360
Reposted by Chad JipitiTim Dawson @ironicaccount.bsky.social · 07/07/2026the problem with the games industry is that it makes money in a sustainable way by creating stuff that people want to pay for this is in contrast to how big capital would prefer to make money, by trying to scale fake numbers to infinity using gambler brained investors lured in by impossible claims 153316892
Reposted by Chad Jipitimtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026elderly council of wizards mandates child gential inspections. 3542541068
Reposted by Chad JipitiRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 29/06/20262026 Huey Lewis is like "It's based to be cringe" 3816130
Chad Jipiti @captainhacksparrow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Drinking a Red Bull in a metal koozie in the morning feels illegal to me? 000
Reposted by Chad Jipiticeej @ceej.online · 28/06/2026For fifty years, fans, critics, and scholars have debated the meaning of the Eagles’ acclaimed 1976 recording “Hotel California.” Our new paper uses advanced AI analysis to finally reveal the hidden truth: it’s about what if there was a spooky hotel 763486458
Reposted by Chad JipitiThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/06/2026GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim theonion.com/gop-urges-democrats-to… 323001562
Reposted by Chad JipitiRet @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. 2889992871
