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Daria

@caprizant.bsky.social
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Tucker Carlson: "If you look at pornography enough or bestiality videos all day, after a while... it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it."
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
my cat looks stupid when he sleeps
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Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 13/11/2024
I don’t believe there is enough fanart of Strega Nona actually
An illustration of Tomie dePaola’s beloved children’s book heroine, Strega Nona. She is an old Italian lady depicted here in bust, her gaze bearing to the left of the image. Strega Nona has a large nose, kind eyes, a prominent chin, and wrinkles all over. She’s wearing a white head scarf adorned with little yellow stars, a green dress with a magenta sleeve. Her magic pasta pot is superimposed in front of the portrait, a round, green thing with three legs and a handle like a pail’s.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Slavery was and is a real thing that has brutalized hundreds of millions of people over the course of human history, if someone tells me a fucking chatbot is enslaved I'm immediately throwing hands. It's not cute, it's not intriguing, it's an insult to real people who suffered and suffer now.
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Dan Liimatta @danliimatta.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Landscapes
Valley in autumn
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Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i was born to be staring at a computer screen in a dark room. when i close my eyes i see a cave-dwelling ancestor smiling at me through the dancing light of time's eternal flame
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i simply want democrats to be the version of themselves that steven miller conjures in his nightmares
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DOCTOR: have you been under any stress recently ME: come on
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あお @caramelrag.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
シリーズ25周年おめでとう❣️ずっと大好き
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Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
‘Protect the Dolls’ is a term meaning ‘take care of trans ppl’. Its origin is due to the campaign of persecution & violence aimed at this vulnerable part of the Gay community. LGBTQ ppl nationally, & internationally, have been flagging that UK state TV is actively transphobic, for years. More proof!
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.
How to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 the pacifist way
Most enemies in the game can be spared via damage boosting through them or skipped via team-up throws or Dixie's twirl. However, some bonus rooms require all enemies inside to be defeated. These can be avoided by using the secret that gives 75 Kremkoins*, allowing all bonus rooms to be skipped.
*In the first level, enter the cabin, exit immediately. Collect the first banana bunch but not anything else. Return to the cabin, collect the balloon, Exit, collect the bunch again, but nothing else. Return, and it will contain a coin that gives you 75 Kremkoins.
To skip bosses, get a glitch called "Bonus Storage" by pausing and exiting while failing a bonus. After this, use "Funky Skip" (get near the boss, hold L+Select, then tap Right, Left, Up, Down, Right, Left. Hold Up, press B, let go of Up and B, and press Down) which will put you on the world map. Reenter the world, then visit any NPC, and if done correctly, you will be put on the world map again but with the next world unlocked without fighting the boss.
After beating all the Lost World levels (requires only getting to the beginning of K. Rool's Keep and the 75 Kremkoins) the final battle is unlocked. In this battle, the player needs to enter it, then die, and finally do another Funky Skip to enter the True Ending credits instantly, without harming K. Rool.
In an exquisite case of irony, the True Ending cutscene shows Crocodile Isle being blown up and sinking into the sea, presumably killing everyone on it (save for K. Rool, who escapes on a boat).
It seems all the pacifism was for nothing in the end.
Source: YouTube user @kfin45, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEmOV78AqBIFpzVdz8N6SU7UEllnn1FBR
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
episode 020
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 06/10/2026
I saw a guy today wearing a hoodie with an all-over print of this woodblock print and the skeleton’s head was on the back of the hoodie and had silver rhinestones bedazzled over its eyes to make sunglasses and it’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takiyas...
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Takiyasha the Witch and the Skeleton Spectre - Wikipedia
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators
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Kate Draws 🌈✨️ @tacticiankate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what did she see wrong answers only
A photo of our dog Muffin with huge fucking bug eyes like she's just seen a ghost or some shit.Another bug-eyed Muffin, this time with her ears deployed.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how did we survive Jimmy eating the world
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
paywalls fund journalism and everything reported behind a paywall is aggregated and turned into vertical video that reach many orders of magnitude more people than the original article ever would have. this is not actually a problem and shaming sites that have paywalls means less reporting not more
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the alternative to paywalls is: only people who are independently wealthy or have a benefactor can do journalism. scale is dead and advertising is basically dead. the system we have now where people who can afford it subscribe and everyone else aggregates it on free sites or social isn’t that bad
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One aspect of living in a personalist form of government is that people no longer expect the laws or norms to protect them. If the king is rumored to be thinking of demolishing a believed institution, people assume they must defend it in person
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シラス @36srkn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon 
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
Follow up tumblr post 
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it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
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緑乃 @ryokuno4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Um, I don't think that's Navi....
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/09/2026
This is one of the objections I have when people talk about how useful LLMs can be for literature searches or for any kind of search, really. Even beyond the biases that inevitably (and, in some cases, intentionally) show up, part of a good literature search is seeing information *in context.*
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
payton tolle is the most charming man in baseball, exhibit 374
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すびかか @suyasuyabi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Friendly reminder that you can just do this and no one can stop you.
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Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
every day i am assaulted by headlines such as "good news! that thing you like has a quarterly release roadmap and crossover events now"
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A GAME-WINNING HOME RUN ROBBERY HOLY SHIT
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭
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すびかか @suyasuyabi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 29/08/2026
PlayStation YouTube Channel in 2008 www.webdesignmuseum.org/gallery/play...
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PlayStation YouTube Channel in 2008
Take a look back at PlayStation YouTube Channel in 2008. Unlock your digital memories at the Web Design Museum.
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 28/08/2026
PlayStation website in 2006
PlayStation website in 2006
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Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bsky did one of those things again where it's "logged out" (but usually i just click my username and it signs me back in without even using my password) but this time it did need my password. and it gave me a warning in the username box that my account didn't exist. but. well. it does. right here
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folukeifejola @folukeifejola.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We are told to ignore the racism of Hegel, Kant, Locke etc because they were just "men of their time". So what do we do with the racism of current academics? Are they too just "men of their time"? What is this "time" that seems to make racists of men?
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This
Cartoon by  Gautami Reddy 

12 cartoon images under the caption How To Live In The Age of AI 
read slowly
make ugly thing
don't believe everything
eat together
get bored
avoid instant replies
call your grandma/grandpa
fall in love
cry every now and then
memorize a poem
trust your gut
take your time
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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The world's tallest man is actually the Burj Khalifa
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i believe our problems are fixable. we did manage to create a period of time when people could work a job, buy a house, and retire. i don't think this is some crazy unattainable thing, and i do believe essentially all of our big economic problems are fundamentally due to runaway wealth inequality
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