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Daria

@caprizant.bsky.social

125 followers 229 following 308 posts

good morning how are you, im doctor worm 28, they/them avatar by enki2: enki2.tumblr.com/post/8128684751460…

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Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

today in bluesky vibecoded nonsense: the vague term "creative posts" is a trending topic (insane enough already), and it seems to consist entirely of posts about big brother season 28

Screenshot of the "Creative Posts" trending topic. It shows a post where user @vintagewingnut says, "Wow. Angela apologized to Dee for getting paranoid about Drew. Now that they've secured the alliance, she feels 'completely settled.' 'For now.'" #BB28

Screenshot of the "Creative Posts" trending topic. One post features a screenshot from Big Brother Season 28 where two people are sleeping in the same bed. The other is a conversation, presumably transcribed from the show, which says:

"Kamu: 'I really like how you're playing this season.'

Dee, Barrett, and Drew agree.

Angela: 'Thank you. I really learned from watching the best players... plus a little bit of me, because I like to have fun.'

Us:"

The post ends in a GIF of three people saying "We know."

Screenshot of four posts from the "Creative Posts" trending topic.

One talks about Rome, presumably a guy from the show, having "Pokémon cards and pickleball skills," as well as an "army of betas and submissives," which he wields on the streets of Florida.

Another says, "Barrett trying to touch his head to the top of Dee's when they hugged but couldn't reach" followed by several crying emojis.

Another says, "Kamu leaves and Angela, Dee, and Barrett immediately giggle about how dumb and gullible he is," followed by a collage of Wendy Williams laughing faces.

The last says, "Drew wants to name them THE TOOLSHED," followed by a laughing emoji.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

today in bluesky vibecoding nonsense: "freddie mercury" means "cats"

Screenshot of the Freddie Mercury trending topic. This featured post is a picture of a cat. Freddie Mercury is not involved.

Screenshot of the Freddie Mercury trending topic. This featured post is a picture of a cat at a piano. The caption says, "This next song is about the complexities of trust and betrayal and it's called 'Why Is My Fucking Bowl Still Empty, Janice.'" Freddie Mercury is still not involved.

Screenshot of the Freddie Mercury trending topic. The account "More Movies" has posted a picture of a cat standing on a guy's notebook. I assume the guy is a famous filmmaking guy. He's not Freddie Mercury.

Screenshot of the Freddie Mercury trending topic. This post says "Jumping on the Vesuvius bandwagon" with the hashtags "#AlphabetChallenge #WeekYforYonder," as well as the hashtag #Caturday, which has been on all of the other posts. The attached photo shows a cat sitting on a low wall with Mount Vesuvius and a boat in the background. Maybe Freddie Mercury is on the boat, or climbing up the mountain?

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

i hate the internet

Screenshot from a Reddit thread with most of the replies deleted. The only replies are a mod saying "Thanks for reporting it," and a pair of posts that say "It's down" and "Man we can't have shit in Detroit."

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

having a wild night

Screenshot from the website "Container Exchanger" featuring an article titled "The History of the Wooden Crate."

Article text:

"Wooden crates play a huge role in today's shipping industry and they've been in use for ages. The time between the Paleolithic Era and the Middle Ages saw wooden boxes being used for a variety of purposes, and wood itself for even more.

What makes a crate?

In order to understand the history of the wooden crate, you need a clear understanding of what exactly—"

The screenshot cuts off there.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

what is wrong with this website

Screenshot of the top posts in a trending topic. All the posts are about Florida, ranging from talk about Florida's age verification law to a softball game between the Florida Gators and Texas Tech Red Rangers.

A BlueSky post from Stephen Monteith which reads: "Weird Al made a post about being in Florida, so now if you click on 'Weird Al' in Trending, you get a bunch of posts that are about Florida, not posts about Weird Al. That's it. I'm hiding the Trending feature. It never works."

A screenshot of the Trending topic for Terry Pratchett. All of the posts are about Lewis Hamilton. Nowhere in the screenshot does a post mention Terry Pratchett.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

i think the conclusion of "on top of spaghetti" does not follow from the evidence presented in the rest of the lyrics

The lyrics of "On Top of Spaghetti," a popular children's song:

On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty as tasty could be,
And early next summer it grew to a tree.

The tree was all covered with beautiful moss,
It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball and don't ever sneeze.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

this tutorial im following is just like "look—we know"

Step 7: Work the fastener up towards the buckle. This may be a bit tricky, because it's tight, but that's a good thing. You won't need to do this again, so it's worth the effort.

The example image shows an arrow pointing upwards to indicate that you should attempt to fit three layers of strap material through a tiny fastener. Upon accomplishing this feat, this poster is convinced that you will generate an area of mass dense enough to qualify as a miniature black hole.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

?

Screenshot of Phoenix Wright, displeased and sweating. His haircut greatly resembles that which is shown in the main image of the embedded link.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

>see interesting article >open link >video

Close-up of a cat looking unamused.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Text mimicking the style of a "Zohran for New York City" sign. It instead says "Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables."

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

this subreddit is fascinating

A recipe blog comment which states, "Sorry but I tried this and it was awful. It was dry and the flavor, even if it wasn't dry, was not good. A lot of the flavor issue could have been attributable to the sausage I chose - I did use Italian sausage - and didn't vary from the recipe. It was disappointing - hardly anyone (group of about 17 tried it and I ended up dumping about 7/8 of the pan. I wanted to try to salvage but knew I was kidding myself about anyone eating the leftovers. Sorry! Just being honest."

A reply to the comment states, "It calls for sage, not sausage. The herb, not the meat."

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

thanks

Screenshot of NYT Spelling Bee. The game says "good start" as the first two words guessed read "failing life."

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

what in the jesus fuck

Stock photo of a man leaning over a keyboard in the dark. Rather than being human, his body is about 90% constructed out of parts from several gooseneck lamps. The only flesh he has are his hands and his head, the latter of which is encased in a helmet at the end of the lamp.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Unwanted (Chocolate on Engineered Wood, 2024)

Photograph of several miniature Mr. Goodbars from a Hershey's variety pack. They are scattered randomly and artfully on one side of a coffee table.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

im all for representation, but i really dont need to know if these tieflings were AMAB

Screenshot of the Wikidot entry for Levistus Tieflings. The title of the page has the letters MTF appended to it, to mark that the subrace originates from Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Google screenshot which reads, "People also ask: Why do I crave power?"

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

me choosing what to listen to to help me sleep every single night

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

thank you, google

A Google search for the question, "Is Cardiff a big tourist destination?" A Google widget answers: 54.05 miles squared.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

Post a meme made by you

A Wind Waker screenshot of an old man with a walking stick. It has been edited to say "You, my friend, have just pinged me."

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 27/08/2024

?????

A checkbox which says, "I would like to receive emails about the future."

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 25/08/2024

what the fuck does this MEAN

Screenshot of a Windows lockscreen message that says, "Host a memorable dinner with themes suggested by Microsoft Copilot."

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 14/08/2024

i need to see them get lesbian nasty

Screenshot of a YouTube game called "Fork N Sausage," featuring an anthropomorphic fork and sausage.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

A thumbnail featuring a kitten silhouette standing in front of a wiki article. Below the thumbnail are the words "Grok TiddlyWiki."

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 17/07/2024

my gamecube is stuck on 9/11

Picture of a Nintendo GameCube's calendar adjustment screen, which erroneously states that it's around noon on September 11, 2022.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

what pride flag is this ?

Image of an "OPEN" flag at a storefront.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 17/03/2024

A screenshot from Amazon which says, "Pick up where you left off." What follows are several product pictures of fake potatoes.

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 16/03/2024

Screenshot of Joker from Persona 5 sitting in bed. His dialogue reads, "I feel exhausted. Maybe it's because of the Metaverse..."

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

you cant tell me what to do

Screenshot of a notification which says, "You've made a lot of changes. Consider saving your work."

Daria @caprizant.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

Screenshot of Dick Gumshoe from Ace Attorney. "You know what that chef said to me? 'Oh là là! Your body is full of la toxins.'"