mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I would love to hear your takes lmfao 110
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Was watching Buffy’s Anya backstory episode. Friend asked why I sighed. “She’s not of a sufficiently high social class to have domesticated rabbits that far north in Europe in that century, but the writers couldn’t know, the paper was only presented at a conference yesterday.” Accuracy is fleeting. 473351649
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Great thank you I love to question you about books and add them to my tbr!!!! 010
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I haven't been here long but I'm actually finding people slightly friendlier here. Japan most folks were nice but some were like GO AWAY fnkfkg. Which of course was almost certainly bc they were like ahh my English is bad ahh which is extremely relatable but people here are very willing to try lmfao 030
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Japan was also like this. Also they're right. But 120
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I am in China on vacation and having an absolutely wonderful time but it's so funny how people are like AHHHH WHITE GIRL INCOMING 150
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Ooh what was the first one? 100
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 13/10/2026He's just happy to be hanging out. He wants a belly rub. He's soft 020
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This pic of my cats kind of tells the whole story re their personalities 190
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it 142743688
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ooh baby crash that game so we can do this three times in a row 000
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026every nier automata side quest is like MACHINE THAT LOVED TO SUCK COCK: "I...JUST...WANTED TO...SUCK....COCK..." (explodes) 9S: "Wow, that machine was so weird! Right, 2B?" 2B: "9S...We androids also like sucking cock..." 11533426
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 188111811873
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems 91125465
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 05/10/2026I have a few thoughts. www.patreon.com/LolaSebastia...patreon.comWhat the fuck are we doing with Jacob Geller? | Lola SebastianOn September 30, 2026, just days after the 2024 Cornell University rape controversy dominated the news cycle, it was substantiated that vide 301068317
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 05/10/2026reminded all at once of the tony soprano that @icelevelartzone.bsky.social drew by request back in the cohost era 192
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I like to read posts that stress me out to the point of nausea and then close the website and then reopen it and do it again 060
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Maybe mamdani will appoint a random 20s pet store villain to office and we'll have to cancel him 020
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)No Context Bachelor @dailydanko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 085
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Grandma's back, her new boyfriend is a maniac, he thinks that I killed his birds is an all time opener to a second verse 100
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Men can be evil or my coworkers can be incompetent but I need them to happen on different weeks. Thanks in advance 060
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there should be like a barometer for Certain Discourse in the culture and when it fills up I should get a day off for free no questions asked 080
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026liberty biberty was humanely put down after mauling his handler 1950067
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice 561717198
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 31526179
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me and my friends would've killed Liberty Biberty with hammers I can tell you that much 51348
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ME BEFORE LORD OF THE YEAR: where the hell is my arkenstone! ME AFTER LORD OF THE YEAR: well yes obviously John 10:16 is about faeries. Oh my god hold on my arkenstone is missing again 424946
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026for reference: 2152635
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back 1472791
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He loves to climb tall objects and eat strings and then go :)? Why are we at the vet :)? 030
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My cats let me brush their teeth and even run over to get the tasty toothpaste but on the other hand one is suicidal and the other likes to wake me up by licking my entire face so who can say if they're good or bad or not 130
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student! 29494485
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer 283466305
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's truly kind of alarming out of context of me knowing that it's my little cat. It's like BREATH. BREATH. MMRRMRMRMR. BREATH 040
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you hear a combo purr/heavy breathing in your ear and you know you're going to get your face licked 1100
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)brad @bradiscranky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026errybody post nyc skies now 1425244
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is a K drama but when I watched Crash Landing On Your years ago it was the first real like. Drama I had consumed from an asian country. And the tonal whiplash was absolutely hysterical. I loved it also but it was so so so funny. They do the freeze frame too! 000
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa 222476789
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day 382373384
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I absolutely adore c dramas. The unrealistic martial arts. The slow mo when something vaguely romantic happens. The freeze frame on the end of the episode 120
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/06/2024younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner 375795
Reposted by mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26583041367
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard) @capricioustube.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sometimes that's the best, you're enjoying yourself and you're not being driven to madness 😂 110
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