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Tom (from before)

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
People will go online and say anything. "Ishmael had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Big liberal rally happens? Good excuse to punch left. Streamer is popular? Time to punch left. Antisemitism on the rise on the right? Country completely run by rightwing fascists? You better know what it is baby.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Me, to my friends with European passports
Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting telling Will Hunting that Will owes it to him to leave
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Right wing tariffcels make sense to me because American conservatism hates life itself. Left wing tariffcels are idiots at best and first world chauvinists at worst (and bad at that!). “Uhhh the US should destroy Cambodian society a second time so Americans can go to the textile factories” dumbass.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 05/04/2025
It’s one supply chain, Michael. How long could it take to recreate? 2-3 months?
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Tom (from before) @calm-like-a-tom.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
a lot of the people behind this clusterfuck literally believe that a machine God will be born and all material concerns will fade away
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
welcome back hoover and mellon
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
A lot of "post-left" personalities like Brand claim they were pushed away from the left but were in fact drawn to the right as a means of escaping accountability for their own actions
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It’s so funny that exiting the vampire castle is about Russell Brand. Worst called shot in history lmao
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Tom (from before) @calm-like-a-tom.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I’m sure it’s nothing, probably best chalk it up as Just One Of Those Things
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/04/2025
It’s weird how extra costs trickle down to consumers but extra profits don’t. What’s that all about
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
in my garage making a branding iron that says CENTRIST and realizing too late you have to make it backwards
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/04/2025
(wearily slicing a translucent sliver of a bean mickey mouse style) everything's computer lol. remember when he said that
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Russell Brandom @russellbrandom.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
ChatGPT's human form looks like he's about to tell you to watch The Wire
ChatGPT is prompted to draw itself "if you were a person" and in three different images, draws a caucasian man with glasses, brown hair, and a beard.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Verhoeven country
A press release on NewsMax letterhead with the text: 

Newsmax Inc. (NYSE: NMAX)
Rings The Opening Bell®
WHEN:
APRIL 3RD, 2025 @ 6:26 AM - 6:30 AM PDT
TYPE:
OPENING BELL
COPY LINK
The New York Stock Exchange welcomes Newsmax Inc. (NYSE:
NMAX to celebrate its recent IPO. To honor the occasion, Chris Ruddy, CEO, will ring The Opening Bell®.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/04/2025
i can get 3 refurbished gameboys for that price, meaning that i can play one in one hand each and the third with my left foot while i balance on the right. thats a level of haptic and physical challenge & gameplay modern consoles cant match
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Ed @peaceandpaine.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
One interesting thing I've noticed is that people with a background in finance are downplaying the tariffs, and the economists I know are basically on suicide watch. Do with that information what you will but, imo, econs are much better suited to analyze the macro effects of a situation like this.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"we tried to warn you!" no, you carefully explained why you don't care for marginalized people. you support genocide. effective wages have been declining for 40 years & the savings and purchasing power of each generation has gotten smaller. you lectured us that we were actually doing well. lol
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
oh no shit the atlantic had something absolutely horrific to say about covid precautions no wayyyy *turns into a pile of gravy*
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
let’s see who has the unfortunate task of ringing the opening bell tomorrow … ah perfect
newsmax is ringing the opening bell at the stock market
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
No kings! No emperors!
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
its a banana michael. how much could it possibly cost? [penderecki starts playing eerily in the background] we are going to find out together michael
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
4 panel comic of someone saying "leftists cost us 2024 and 2016's elections". Someone else replies with "wow! so we're important and Dems should earn our support?" 
The person who asked the question silently pauses, then gets upset.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
….is that good?
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james 🐎🔫 @buffalocia.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
50 years of US policy aimed at separating Vietnam from China going up in smoke overnight.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/04/2025
America is about to have a doodad and treat recession
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Greetings my fellow Americans. Today I am proud to announce my "ABC" three-point plan to make everything Axpensive, Broken and Contagious.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
during the decline of the American Empire, syncretic cults arose amalgamating Civil Religion, Fetid Capitalism, & Public Humiliation Rituals of Lactose Intolerance. this horrid confluence birthed the most vile of arcane oligarchical pustules: A Racist Homunculus Fueled by Diarrhea Magic.
Elon Musk with cheese hat in front of an american flag. he looks pathetic because he is.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
switch 2 this switch 2 that why don’t you switch 2 decaf you’re making me nervous
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Year Progress Bot @yearprogress.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is, in large part, pandemic revenge. As far as these oligarchs are concerned, all science does is tell them stuff they cannot do. They can't keep spewing carbon. They can't keep businesses open as usual when millions are dying. They have concluded that research is the enemy of profit.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
starting to think that centering your campaign around the most viscerally offputting man in history isn’t a reliable winning strategy
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Leather bracelet stamped with WISCONSIN FOREVER and a fish and buck head
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/04/2025
Wokeconsin Forever
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
They’re calling it the musk effect
Wisconsin Dem Supreme Court nominee Susan Crawford leading by 13 points with 58% of the vote in
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Tom (from before) @calm-like-a-tom.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
thanks to @mattbors.bsky.social for turning this sleet-pelted midwesterner’s day around on a dime—sometimes, a quick walk to the mailbox really *is* The Answer
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 01/04/2025
Ah yes April fools day otherwise known to us autisticals as HELL DAY
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/03/2025
Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn McMinutes to McHours
The McBarge, a former floating McDonald’s, is sinking into the Fraser River
By Amy Judd   Global News
Posted March 26, 2025 5:22 pm EST
1 min read

The McBarge, the former floating McDonald's, has begun to sink into the Fraser River. The vessle was created for Expo 86 but was soon abandoned and fell into disrepair.
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 31/03/2025
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Some More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Happy #TransDayOfVisibility www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlkB...
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Trans People Are Real and Detransitioning Isn't That Common – SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
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Tom (from before) @calm-like-a-tom.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
my screens cracked but I better not find out later they did surgery on a grape
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