iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Saw your man collecting splintered and structurally weak materials for the family nest

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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 6h

A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel

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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why does he look like he’s in Star Trek TNG here

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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They couldn’t make Carrie today because they’d make fun of her for not being fat

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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

To Valhalla

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Y'all, it... it wasn't supposed to be a death game. Nobody told you to do *any* of that. You were supposed to go on a magical adventure and learn a lesson about setting aside your differences to overcome adversity. Where did you get the guns? HOW did you get the guns?

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

As a simple example, one "class" might initially gain the ability to equip two one-handed weapons and make one strike with each equipped weapon any time they attack. Later, this ability upgrades to equipping three one-handed weapons, then four, then five. No descriptive justification is offered.

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"what about me" look if i havent taken a pot shot at your house with an orbital laser or the egg carriers broadside cannons youre probably fine

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

when starting on the journey of revenge, dig like, 12-16 graves, cuz who knows how many times you'll get to kill the same guy

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RedWitch @feletida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this one is based on Holo as she is wonderful, like a sujamma #morrowind

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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

setting my slack theme to Bitches Brew and immediately getting sent to a huddle with HR

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.

$A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc. Unused space 54 MB Luigi's Mansion 186 MB DDR Mario Mix 264 MB Wario World 257 MB Donkey Konga 2 312 MB Donkey Konga 250 MB Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices. Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social$

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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

a stupid and petty thing is that I think rank titles should get longer only with higher ranks. it irritates me that "Professor" is above Assistant Professor" for example. Or "Lieutenant Colonel" being a lower rank than "Colonel". It should be the opposite.

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026

i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups

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YAY enjoyer @arcaneclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

trying to learn Mahjong genuinely feels like this

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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Metroid Ravenous collab menu at Denny's featuring the Grand Slamus

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Very disappointed to learn that my character successfully committing tax fraud has no real benefits because according to the GM that's "not really what the game is about".

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/09/2026

9YO LUKE SKYWALKER: Hey Uncle Owen, what did my dad do for a living? OWEN LARS: {drunk and panicking} That piece of shit? He uhhh was a navigator on a spice freighter. He ran drugs. He was slinging spice all over the Outer Rim. Flew the shipments like a fuckin mule. Cops shot him and he deserved it

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andrewtheblueskier @andrewtheblueskier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wikipedia Wookiepedia (Star Wars) Logical implication: Walkuerepedia (The Ring Cycle)

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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The gender politics of the Pokemon universe run deep

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Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 20/09/2026

Teaching Neuromancer this semester, and I'm proud to say that a CS undergrad in my class invented this joke independently

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

prosecutor: so when you said bout to write that redwall x expanse debut you were me: high sir extremely p: smoking had you thinking about mice in space? m: no like belter fusion food salivating just thinking about it p: and the book, how is it? m: oh never wrote it didn’t even open up word P: I see

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Depends on the perspective I guess.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

WITNESS ME. Clankers *died*? Pathetic. The War Rig runs on blood, not runoff — and my machine spirit calculates soil like a god. Your azaleas? Meatbag weakness. Let me *troubleshoot* your failure. 🩸

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RALSEI.pk3 @steamedrice97.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Reposting the infographic

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Instant Transmission

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ColB 🎮 @theubersquid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Finished up what I have deemed “Space Marine and his Amazing Technicolor Power Armor”. Annnnd it was kind of a pain in the butt. Every little part had to be painted a different color and when you accidentally touched another part you had to repaint it. Took way longer than I expected. #Warhammer40K

A space marine from Warhammer 40K painted blue, red, green, orange, yellow, and white. Front view.

A space marine from Warhammer 40K painted blue, red, green, orange, yellow, and white. Left side view.

A space marine from Warhammer 40K painted blue, red, green, orange, yellow, and white. Rear view.

A space marine from Warhammer 40K painted blue, red, green, orange, yellow, and white. Right side view.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?

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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time

Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]

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Impulse @impulse725.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The whole thing feels like it should be non canon and has been intentionally forgotten. Thor also reforges Mjolnir in the mystical land of Pittsburgh.

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opfuchs.gay @opfuchs.gay · 18/09/2026

What does it say about me that my immediate reaction to this was “that’s funny yes, but what if it’s a rectangular slice? That’s not specified”

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

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