Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 37mI’m glad someone with an audience noticed this too, I’ve been saying it for years. 000
Reposted by Negative Cyptkeepergoof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra 302136440
Reposted by Negative Cyptkeeperone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 9hthe Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient” 214660814
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 2hMe, younger: “You can tell this came from a Protestant? It seems okay to me?” Mom: “You’ll see when you’re older, son. You’ll see.” 000
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Author of “Don’t Create the Torment Nexus” least surprised of all of us. 020
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperVintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 08/10/2026Quasi - I Never Want to See you Again [Portland, Oregon, US | Indie Rock](1998) redd.it/1lcz8lj youtu.be/M0por3awybQyoutu.beQuasi - I Never Want to See you Again [Portland, Oregon, US | Indie Rock](1998) 041
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My own unprovable conspiracy theory is that successful athletes get to make a lot of money and the dumber they are the more they need middlemen to make sure they’re not getting ripped off, thus ensuring thieves will have an endless amount of money to steal provided the lunkheads have a house and car 000
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Come ON, producers of America S250, this is worse than lazy. No one is named “Gabe Poirot.” It’s a placeholder name you use to write the scene; this was sent unrevised, and no producer or actor was like “gee, this is stupid?” Who keeps renewing this fucking show anyway? 000
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Pedocon Theory, as solid as theories get 9509117
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperJMay🍁⚖️🏝️🏖️🪖🇨🇦 @bubbles9333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Robert Morris, 64, who started Texas’s Gateway church and also once served as White House spiritual adviser during Donald Trump’s first presidency, pleaded guilty in early October in Osage county district court on five counts of lewd or indecent acts with child. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comUS megachurch pastor released from jail after pleading guilty to child sex abuseRobert Morris, who started Gateway church, pleaded guilty in October to sexually abusing girl in the 1980s 1414691
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026To anyone interested, I made a playlist of Bruce Springsteen’s Tunnel of Love that I can stand to listen to. Featuring excellent covers by Everything but the Girl and Martyn Joseph, and the best live versions now widely streaming. Girlfriend approved. PS please officially release the Christic run.open.spotify.comTunnel of Love w/out GloopBruce’s 1987 LP Tunnel of Love had terrific songs often marred by terrible production. I salvaged it w live version and 2 assists of excellent covers. 210
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 158941223
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Mm mm mm. Fading into total obscurity only to have the world celebrate that its finally rid of you. Oh well, look on the bright side, the poison seeds you sewed throughout your avaricious rise to fame have now bloomed into carnivorous plants that have trapped us all. 000
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperPornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 1020024
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 05/10/2026Prior to Trump (and memory-holed), Hastert was once the highest-ranking example of a central tenet of conservative thought and governance, supported by both GOP electeds and the GOP electorate: Children should be abused by men, and politics should be conducted to make it easier for men to do so. 418644
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This feels like someone is telling an impermissible secret out loud 020
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Since this is making the rounds, a few thoughts: 1) Fuck you. 2) Predators seek those kinds of people out precisely because of attitudes like this. They seek power and dominion, not sexual gratification as we understand it. 2a) without stepping into assault, this is a well known phenomenon where 110
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Everyone is correctly tearing apart the substance of this dunderheaded hateslop but I would like to point out that the superlative of “easily one of the most important 4Chan [sic] texts of all time” is something you could automatically dismiss. Calvin’s Moron Detector, etc. 100
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperMom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Remember how desperate Elon Musk was to impress Catturd2? 2141
Reposted by Negative Cyptkeeperjay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026why pay for school photos when, for the low, low price of feeding your own child's sensitive personal information to a machine that churns out child sexual exploitation imagery, you could get a bunch of photos of a creepy waxwork simulacrum of your child instead? 12531132
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperChris Sprigman @cjsprigman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cornell’s new era of transparency should begin with this guy admitting he hit Gaza protestors with his car on purpose and then lied about it. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/n...nytimes.comCornell President Calls Rape Inquiry ‘Defining Moment’ for CampusMichael I. Kotlikoff said in a video the university would be more transparent, hold Greek groups accountable and improve sexual assault prevention. 261536402
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s funny that this crew insists on posting the Ten Commandments everywhere, because their behavior has really made me wonder how strong can the sixth one really be in the face of this? I take solace that it’s driven many to the same bitter lake, but it’s a degrading feeling, and overwhelming. 100
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperRANGE Media @rangemedia.co · 02/10/2026The messages in which officers Daniel Valencia and Matthew Stewart strategized their reports were part of a longer string of texts that started one hour and 14 minutes after they’d killed Joshua Musselman from more than 100 feet away as he was fleeing into his apartment.rangemedia.co‘I’m hoping we hit him at least once each lol’: SPD texts from 2024 killing show lack of probable causeIn messages, SPD officers hoped they inflicted maximum damage when they shot Joshua Musselman, mocked the police chief’s response to the killing. 39046
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperSensual Kazoo @sensualkazoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of the guys most responsible for this country aiding and abetting a genocide swears the guy most responsible was so upset at the genocide he helped do that he almost did something. 0212
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperRationallyDense (they/she/he/any) @rationallydense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026'Ready to Blow His Stack': How Biden's Advisor Tries To Polish His Image By Lying 001
Reposted by Negative Cyptkeeperdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 2551941366
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should. 525101852230
Reposted by Negative Cyptkeepergeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no 413186772
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... 11646911166
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If rapists actually faced consequences for their actions we wouldn’t have nearly as many rapists. In reality many rapists actually benefit from their actions 123182395
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system 12671791377
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperWalter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Been feeling destroyed lately so I guess I'm watching NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN and TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE and LONE STAR cause what I got ain't nothin' new. This country's hard on people. Can't stop what's comin'. 516512
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comZach Galifianakis: Deep Sigh, Here We GoALT: Zach Galifianakis: Deep Sigh, Here We Go 000
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know I’ll regret this, but how is Smith alleged to have perjured himself before? 000
Reposted by Negative Cyptkeeperpnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Updated information shows PPB killed the man and the dog. Absolutely shameful how some media talked about this man’s life like it was an afterthought, and unquestioningly put out copaganda. 820357
Reposted by Negative Cyptkeepernick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 6453202130
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperAre you brave enough to face...DOCTOR HONK'S CHAMBER OF HORRORS? @thechunch.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Part of being socially stunted in my early years has given me the memories to remember this running gag and its actual context. Part of being socially stunted now is that I no longer care. The Splut is no longer a vengeful pie. It is cum. The Splut is cum. 031
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperGarfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026 16785243
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whenever you see a pollster or consultant give a take like this, it’s always worth following the money. In this case, Emanuel has paid Anzalone’s firm nearly $300k (maybe more but that’s what I found so far). A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc... 2263404831
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperStereogum @stereogum.com · 28/09/2026Danny Brown’s dark, boundary-pushing ‘Atrocity Exhibition’ was released 10 years ago today. An anniversary edition with new artwork and instrumental versions is coming on vinyl, CD, and digital on Nov. 13, and Brown will perform the album front-to-back for the first time at shows this fall. 0287
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m very very skeptical of this but realistically there’s no way to tell without waiting and seeing. 000
Reposted by Negative CyptkeeperFaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every time he comes up I have to track this number down youtu.be/UWmPHvVNF1oyoutu.beballad of big yudYouTube video by Narogen 15416
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Whatever the merits of the song (I listened when it was first breaking out, and it went right through me), I find it hard to believe that Rolling Stone magazine is unaware that the charts ain’t what they used to be in terms of cultural salience. 110
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026July 2023, it was right in time for the poster’s strike and the racist username debacle. It was deffo full of highly sexualized content, which as a vanilla I’d rather not have seen, but I did have some nice chats with people I otherwise wouldn’t have. Mostly I remember there not being very much. 131
Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t watch enough television to have a strong critical voice on it, except: I fully understand why Key and Peele would outrank Chapelle’s Show in 2026; but, Louie outranking Chapelle is sus as shit, man. 120