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Negative Cyptkeeper

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C Alexander records: seealexanderplay.bandcamp.com 46 he/his hippie-married/boo’d up? Chicago living, NJ grown. Major Depression and stuff; no cop city, 🇵🇸 , socialism or barbarism, loves cats, etc. Fender guitars and amps. New York Mets, others

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 37m
I’m glad someone with an audience noticed this too, I’ve been saying it for years.
Photo from 2020 of a blonde white woman shouting outside of a Baskin Robbins. In one hand she is holding a tiny American Flag, and with both is carrying a large placard reading “GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH.” She is protesting masking regulations in Covid era outside of a store that seems to be open for business.
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 9h
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 2h
Me, younger: “You can tell this came from a Protestant? It seems okay to me?” Mom: “You’ll see when you’re older, son. You’ll see.”
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Author of “Don’t Create the Torment Nexus” least surprised of all of us.
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This account will never not repost Quasi
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 08/10/2026
Quasi - I Never Want to See you Again [Portland, Oregon, US | Indie Rock](1998) redd.it/1lcz8lj youtu.be/M0por3awybQ
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Quasi - I Never Want to See you Again [Portland, Oregon, US | Indie Rock](1998)
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My own unprovable conspiracy theory is that successful athletes get to make a lot of money and the dumber they are the more they need middlemen to make sure they’re not getting ripped off, thus ensuring thieves will have an endless amount of money to steal provided the lunkheads have a house and car
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Come ON, producers of America S250, this is worse than lazy. No one is named “Gabe Poirot.” It’s a placeholder name you use to write the scene; this was sent unrevised, and no producer or actor was like “gee, this is stupid?” Who keeps renewing this fucking show anyway?
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pedocon Theory, as solid as theories get
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JMay🍁⚖️🏝️🏖️🪖🇨🇦 @bubbles9333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Robert Morris, 64, who started Texas’s Gateway church and also once served as White House spiritual adviser during Donald Trump’s first presidency, pleaded guilty in early October in Osage county district court on five counts of lewd or indecent acts with child. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
US megachurch pastor released from jail after pleading guilty to child sex abuse
Robert Morris, who started Gateway church, pleaded guilty in October to sexually abusing girl in the 1980s
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To anyone interested, I made a playlist of Bruce Springsteen’s Tunnel of Love that I can stand to listen to. Featuring excellent covers by Everything but the Girl and Martyn Joseph, and the best live versions now widely streaming. Girlfriend approved. PS please officially release the Christic run.
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Tunnel of Love w/out Gloop
Bruce’s 1987 LP Tunnel of Love had terrific songs often marred by terrible production. I salvaged it w live version and 2 assists of excellent covers.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mm mm mm. Fading into total obscurity only to have the world celebrate that its finally rid of you. Oh well, look on the bright side, the poison seeds you sewed throughout your avaricious rise to fame have now bloomed into carnivorous plants that have trapped us all.
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chessothebeater
1 year ago
Hey guys, im announcing my retirement of pornhub, these have been the best years i have spent on any website but i think its time for me to retire because i have found someone and it feels like cheating everytime i jerk off, this is yo boy chesso signing off.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 05/10/2026
Prior to Trump (and memory-holed), Hastert was once the highest-ranking example of a central tenet of conservative thought and governance, supported by both GOP electeds and the GOP electorate: Children should be abused by men, and politics should be conducted to make it easier for men to do so.
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This feels like someone is telling an impermissible secret out loud
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Since this is making the rounds, a few thoughts: 1) Fuck you. 2) Predators seek those kinds of people out precisely because of attitudes like this. They seek power and dominion, not sexual gratification as we understand it. 2a) without stepping into assault, this is a well known phenomenon where
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone is correctly tearing apart the substance of this dunderheaded hateslop but I would like to point out that the superlative of “easily one of the most important 4Chan [sic] texts of all time” is something you could automatically dismiss. Calvin’s Moron Detector, etc.
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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember how desperate Elon Musk was to impress Catturd2?
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why pay for school photos when, for the low, low price of feeding your own child's sensitive personal information to a machine that churns out child sexual exploitation imagery, you could get a bunch of photos of a creepy waxwork simulacrum of your child instead?
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Chris Sprigman @cjsprigman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cornell’s new era of transparency should begin with this guy admitting he hit Gaza protestors with his car on purpose and then lied about it. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/n...
nytimes.com
Cornell President Calls Rape Inquiry ‘Defining Moment’ for Campus
Michael I. Kotlikoff said in a video the university would be more transparent, hold Greek groups accountable and improve sexual assault prevention.
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s funny that this crew insists on posting the Ten Commandments everywhere, because their behavior has really made me wonder how strong can the sixth one really be in the face of this? I take solace that it’s driven many to the same bitter lake, but it’s a degrading feeling, and overwhelming.
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RANGE Media @rangemedia.co · 02/10/2026
The messages in which officers Daniel Valencia and Matthew Stewart strategized their reports were part of a longer string of texts that started one hour and 14 minutes after they’d killed Joshua Musselman from more than 100 feet away as he was fleeing into his apartment.
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‘I’m hoping we hit him at least once each lol’: SPD texts from 2024 killing show lack of probable cause
In messages, SPD officers hoped they inflicted maximum damage when they shot Joshua Musselman, mocked the police chief’s response to the killing.
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Sensual Kazoo @sensualkazoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the guys most responsible for this country aiding and abetting a genocide swears the guy most responsible was so upset at the genocide he helped do that he almost did something.
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RationallyDense (they/she/he/any) @rationallydense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'Ready to Blow His Stack': How Biden's Advisor Tries To Polish His Image By Lying
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If rapists actually faced consequences for their actions we wouldn’t have nearly as many rapists. In reality many rapists actually benefit from their actions
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been feeling destroyed lately so I guess I'm watching NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN and TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE and LONE STAR cause what I got ain't nothin' new. This country's hard on people. Can't stop what's comin'.
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Zach Galifianakis: Deep Sigh, Here We Go
ALT: Zach Galifianakis: Deep Sigh, Here We Go
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know I’ll regret this, but how is Smith alleged to have perjured himself before?
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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Updated information shows PPB killed the man and the dog. Absolutely shameful how some media talked about this man’s life like it was an afterthought, and unquestioningly put out copaganda.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Are you brave enough to face...DOCTOR HONK'S CHAMBER OF HORRORS? @thechunch.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Part of being socially stunted in my early years has given me the memories to remember this running gag and its actual context. Part of being socially stunted now is that I no longer care. The Splut is no longer a vengeful pie. It is cum. The Splut is cum.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
episode 010
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whenever you see a pollster or consultant give a take like this, it’s always worth following the money. In this case, Emanuel has paid Anzalone’s firm nearly $300k (maybe more but that’s what I found so far). A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc...
John Anzalone &
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Underestimate @RahmEmanuel at your own risk.
He knows how to win. He knows how to fight.
And he knows how to message.
And no one will out work him. Regardless of whether he wins the Democratic nomination in 2028 he will make an impact on the race. You can be sure of that. Don't take your eyes off of him. At the minimum, learn from him.
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
From nytimes.com
6:47 AM • 9/26/26 • 274K Views
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 28/09/2026
Danny Brown’s dark, boundary-pushing ‘Atrocity Exhibition’ was released 10 years ago today. An anniversary edition with new artwork and instrumental versions is coming on vinyl, CD, and digital on Nov. 13, and Brown will perform the album front-to-back for the first time at shows this fall.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bob Dylan in place of Emily from The Devil Wears Prada asking “are you wearing the…” and Suze Rotolo in place of Andy saying “coat so warm to keep me from the howling winds? Yes, I am.”
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m very very skeptical of this but realistically there’s no way to tell without waiting and seeing.
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FaustianFool @faustianfool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time he comes up I have to track this number down youtu.be/UWmPHvVNF1o
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ballad of big yud
YouTube video by Narogen
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whatever the merits of the song (I listened when it was first breaking out, and it went right through me), I find it hard to believe that Rolling Stone magazine is unaware that the charts ain’t what they used to be in terms of cultural salience.
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
July 2023, it was right in time for the poster’s strike and the racist username debacle. It was deffo full of highly sexualized content, which as a vanilla I’d rather not have seen, but I did have some nice chats with people I otherwise wouldn’t have. Mostly I remember there not being very much.
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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t watch enough television to have a strong critical voice on it, except: I fully understand why Key and Peele would outrank Chapelle’s Show in 2026; but, Louie outranking Chapelle is sus as shit, man.
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