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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 1h

I’m glad someone with an audience noticed this too, I’ve been saying it for years.

Photo from 2020 of a blonde white woman shouting outside of a Baskin Robbins. In one hand she is holding a tiny American Flag, and with both is carrying a large placard reading “GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH.” She is protesting masking regulations in Covid era outside of a store that seems to be open for business.

Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The zoom depixelated it a bit, I can’t make out the signature. Someone thanked her “for help!” Looks like a Seattle Storm WNBA basketball.

Closeup of basketball in background of Nancy Mace’s lair/set. It appears to be a WNBA basketball for the Seattle Storm, the legend reading:

“To Congress(illegible) Mace
Thank you for help!
(Illegible signature, appears to be underscored with VEG)”

The basketball is mounted and encased in a box of clear material.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee.”

The infamous photo of then-NJ Gov Chris Christie sitting on a public beach he had closed to the public in one of many Republican-forced government shutdowns. His summer home led to the shore, but the actual shoreline was officially closed, enforced by police to other residents. At the time, he had a 15/81 approval/disapproval rating among NJ residents. The pictures did not change this. He is with his wife and son on individual beach chairs, the couple looking up to the camera’s far right corner at a different news helicopter. c July 1997

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I kinda like this angle better, proves there were multiple helicopters:

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Our new idiot and his big idiot, collectively the Bite Brothers Alonso and Laszlo.

Alonso investigates his new environs of our messy office. He is orange/white mix and perfect.

Laszlo enjoys his slumber after a day of sizing up, swatting at, licking his new brother. He is a grey beauty, and also perfect.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You might be so called upon, because he’s still on X and, uh (TW Antisemitism, radicalized violence, etc)

(TW: Antisemitism, racialized violence)

This is a screengrab of user WASBAPPIN of X; who for years was a well known hater of socialists, Palestinians, and Syrians. His tune has changed, lately: instead of funding schools, his account name is now ANTI-White People Aktion; the familiar dog is replaced with a blond anime woman wearing a TOP GUN hat, and writing the following hideous post:

“Friendly Reminder that Jews are racial enemies of liberalism and exist solely due to Roosevelt’s Folly.”

I don’t wish to guess the context of this post.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

This is the front cover of Run DMC’s Raising Hell album. The alt-text will explain the minority leader’s sacrilege in strongly editorial terms, I just wanted to post the good if I have to see the bad.

Run DMC - Raising Hell (1986) album cover.

The photo is an action shot of the two rappers walking toward the camera, at a -15° angle or so, in an empty apartment, with a full length window closed behind them. DMC, on the left, is mid-stride with his hands in his puffy winter coat. His oversized glasses sparks a bit of lens flare as he mean mugs us. On the right, Run tilts his head down slightly, appearing in mid conversation. He has a small bowler hat on, and also has his hands in his pocket. The purple tint with saturated low contrast gives the image a powerfully grimy feel, and the mild blurriness makes the image move, like the duo was going to literally walk through the LP jacket right at you. It is one of the great American album covers of all time. To the left of DMC appears a column of justified text in green capital letters:

(Overline)
RUN (break)
DMC
(underline)
The album’s title appears vertically, top to bottom.

Over a year ago, Hakeem Jeffries and Corey Booker of the two held a sit-in to protest the GOP’s budget. That picture shows them sitting in front of the steps to the Capitol Building, both wearing black outfits (HJ a long sleeve T shirt, CB a button-down), with their hands clasped between their knees (wide apart in the textbook manspread style). HJ to the left is expressionless and half-squinting at the camera, as CB is speaking to someone just off the viewer’s left. Both are wearing lava mics with large fuzzy windscreens, in addition to HJ’s 3” Christian cross necklace. Medium closeup, flat depth of field.

The photo was reposted for propaganda and fundraising purposes; rendered in digital black and white, there is green text invoking the discussed RUN DMC cover, instead saying

DEMS (break)
Are (underlined)
Raising Hell.

A Parental Advisory sticker is affixed to it to Booker’s knee on the far right.

I’m sorry to be the one to tell you. RUN DMC may be passé, but they were once thought to be extremely hard and cool. These twerps, not so much.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

What even is an appropriate photo for the story of a family annihilation? The house with tape? A collage of the smiling dead? Another ghoulish day in this gun happy, domination obsessed country. I think the point of the famous meme has more to do with dehumanizing black victims of violence, which:

Post from Reverend Jesus “H” Christ
“MEANWHILE, WHEN IT’S A BLACK GUY”
Picture is a YouTube link of a horrible picture of KC Chiefs coach Eric Bienemy prowling the sideline diopter with his son’s mugshot, caption: “Wife of Kansas City Chiefs assistant coach shot by couple’s son.”

All over a tasteless photo of a family annihilator smiling with his beautiful victims.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Yeah, they’re kinda like Nolan Ryan and ceremonial pitches; nowhere near as consistent before their deal with the Devil, but they still have some gas in there.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Four perfect albums from the UK during the nineties, featuring mostly guitars

Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible (August 1994 - UK only - artwork is “Strategy [South Face/Front Face/North Face] by Jenny Saville)

Mogwai - Mogwai Young Team (October 1997, UK - 1998, US)

Suede - Dog Man Star album cover (October 1994, in U.S. under band name “The London Suede.” Artwork is “Sad Dreams on Cold Mornings,” photo by Joanne Leonard)

Cornershop - When I was Born for The 7th Time (sic) album cover (North American alternate, September in both territories) (I prefer this version)

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It is a genuinely wild story from this person’s genuinely wild life, read all about it. (The Congressman was a post-Nixon Democrat who only served three terms before either the Reagan Revolution or Ascam did him in, take your pick.

Born Rita Carpenter, her father, C. Hunt Carpenter, was a millionaire from an insurance business and natural-gas investments. She worked for the Republican party, but in 1976 married Democratic South Carolina Congressman John Jenrette.

John Jenrette was convicted of taking a bribe during the Abscam investigation in October 1980. Rita Jenrette appeared on the Phil Donahue Show, and her husband called in live to join the conversation. At his trial, she testified in her husband's defense.

Subsequently, she alerted authorities to $25,000 she found in her husband's closet, saying it was part of the Abscam money.

She gave an interview to Playboy that appeared in the April 1981 issue, accompanied by a nude pictorial. The article's revelation that her husband and she had sex on the steps of the U.S. Capitol during a break in an all-night House session caused a hoopla. (The comedy group Capitol Steps takes its name from this escapade.) She claimed that the couple was still "happily married" at the time the Playboy pictorial was photographed, although they had separated in January 1981, before it was published (they were divorced shortly thereafter).

Boncompagni Ludovisi and Jenrette married on May 27, 2009. To commemorate the marriage with Jenrette, the prince commissioned the re-creation of a fragrance originally devised for one of his ancestors.

The couple lived in his 16th-century family home in Rome, called the Casino dell'Aurora, or sometimes Casino Ludovisi, which they renovated. She resided for years on the premises and opened it to the public, giving tours and hosting charitable events there. She has promoted new research on the history of the property, as well as the creation of a related scholarly resource, the Archivio Digitale Boncompagni Ludovisi.

To settle an inheritance dispute, an Italian judge ordered Villa Aurora to be offered at auction in January 2022 for $531 million, but it attracted no bidders. It was to be put up for auction again at a slightly lower price. It contains the world's only ceiling mural by Caravaggio.

On 20 April 2023, Jenrette was ordered to vacate the Casino Ludovisi by order of a court of law as part of a ruling that she failed to maintain the historic property after a wall collapsed and blocked a nearby street. She declined to leave, forcing the Carabinieri to evict her. As she fled through the back door of the villa, she tripped and broke two ribs and her clavicle. As of May 13, 2023, she was staying in a villa

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Couldn’t put it better myself! Thanks Andrzej Żuławski, Director of Possession, one of the most astonishing, gripping, troubling, ambivalent, sui generis films ever made. Head over to Sam’s direction in Cinema Paradiso and explain some things, and thank him for me.

Over a still frame of a young Sam Neill curled on a bed in agony, clutching his chest with both hands, there is this text:

“Sam Neill is the glue holding the film together. Isabelle Adjani comes and goes and appears and disappears and makes a big bang every time she appears, but Sam had to be there all the time and hold the pieces together, by being there all the time.”

A screenshot from maramarietta dot com quoting Andrzej Żuławski’s director commentary track (c 2008) for the film Posession (1981). Żuławski passed in 2016.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

This “Wonderwall” slander is the cheesiest cope of all time, man; bad look for bad taste, all of yas. It’s a happy song! They’re happy! “Bohemian Rhapsody” is way harder to sing! You want them to sing John Martyn or “Teardrop” while we’re at it? Anyway, my permanent rebuttal:

“Wonderwall” with nearly 3 billion streams on Spotify. The song surely helped move a large portion of 22+ million copies of its parent album, including a staggering 5.7m in the UK (see next slide).

Chart from Wikipedia showing the best selling albums of all time in UK. Oasis’ “(What’s the Story) Morning Glory?” is tied with Adele for 3rd place with >5.7m copies sold. For context, Queen’s Greatest Hits tops the chart with >7.5m units, with a population of around 70m people.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If it doesn’t make some random young pilot salute his fucking dick off, then all is lost. But who knows? Maybe this whole thing blows over and the President can play spastic free jazz at a midnight club in rebuilt Los Angeles. Anything to escape the guilt of his dead wife!

Screengrab from film Independence Day (1996). A heretofore (and hereafter) unseen and non speaking character in a pilot’s helmet vigorously salutes President Whitmore’s galvanizing speech. He looks a little young. And nervous. The salute is uncomfortably energetic.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I’m being a killjoy and I’m sorry but he is trying to be sneaky:

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The superlunatic fringe has tried to recast Bonhoeffer as an exemplary hero of what to do with non-religious Democratic leaders. I’m convinced this stuff influenced the Hortnans’ killer:

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Sadly, as people have mentioned, this is an in-group dog whistle. Gill may say he’s concerned that Bonhoeffer wannabes might go after Trump but this is actually a call for more Hartmans.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I get that it’s fun to mock Hasbarists in the wild, but be aware that their comeback will be invoiced:

Famous Posh Spice and David Beckham class meme repurposed for Palestinian rights

Victoria: I stand with Israel
David: Be honest
Victoria: (defensive) Israel has a right to defend itself
David: (less gently, but he’s been here before) Be honest
Victoria: (flatly, honestly) I get paid $7k per post
David: Thank you

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I just blocked this guy without reacting or dunking (if you wanna go find him, fine, but it’s your problem, leave me out of it) but: man, fuck it. You want to blame the only people who can be arsed to stop the problem, be unhappy. It’s your ass, too.

[name withheld] “As I was saying the other day, this is like the 🐒 paw curling on the ⬅️ wish to be rid of conservatism. In 🇬🇧 and 🇺🇸now you have a far left, a ⬅️, a centre [sic] left, a centre, a big gap, and a nihilistic far ➡️”

This is a quote tweet of some wildly alarming headlines in the British papers that allege anti-white racism actually exists and is alive and well in Britain, as evidenced by one (1) tragic murder.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Oh, man, I’ve never told this story! I found my loaner copy at Myopic Books in Chicago. On the inside flap is a dedication to someone, but the book was never opened. Sara, wherever you are out there in Chicagoland, fuck him. My partner and I aren’t Jewish but we can make decent latkes, come over.

The inside cover of the book Revolution in the Head: The Beatles’ Records and The Sixties by Ian MacDonald (Third Edition, with new text and notes prepared before the author’s death in 2001). On the flap is a dedication:

“Matty -
I hope this changes the way / you listen to The Beatles. / Happy Hannukah (sic) / Love Ya, Sara”

*spellcheck says this is an incorrect spelling of the holiday, I do not know

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Can no longer see anything about the south of France without thinking “Find any ham on the net?” @defector.com

A pillar in the Philadelphia airport advertises a sunny day amongst the sailboats of Nice, France.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Pretty sure I found an AI bot, all this account does is smugly argue against people.

Suspected AI bot y i t z i 2 dot bsky dot social. This is a screengrab of the account page with no banner, a ufo pfp, and infinitely more posts than following accounts.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Hahahahahaha this block list rules, I am nobody at all.

I, a nobody, am blocked for having correct opinions. Oh well, no great loss.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Good block. If you don’t want to talk to someone, just ignore them.

Calvin and Hobbes frame, wherein Calvin is dusting himself off in the snow. His hat has fallen off his head. “*I* say,” says Calvin, grouchy and authoritative, “if a novelty Christmas song is funny the first time, it’s funny *every* time.”

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Dril got our age and its medium so perfectly that it’s easy to forget the guy is just really fucking funny at everything:

@dril its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

@dril the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good and bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Forgot that I didn’t mute the one billion Americans guy and was wondering why I was seeing his vomit more often. Adding to this miserable collection

The visually impaired are missing nothing from seeing this rogue’s gallery - Harper’s and Atlantic and NYT bozos plus that MN creep.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

As mentioned, it is Jim’s bandmate, later actor and comedian, John Gorman. As mentioned about British faces they don’t make anymore, the island has a natural ability to create people simply born to be old men. Paul’s brother’s bandmate; no way he didn’t PULL in the sixties, however he looked.

Young(ish) John Gorman, in a wool jumper and turtleneck. Thin hair grown long from a point at the very top of a very sloping head.

John Gorman, middle aged, still with a face for radio but extremely darling. Almost entirely bald, this is a man who asks after your family with genuine interest at the pub, who remembers the people and events of your life even two years when last you met. He put in a good word for you at the firm who hired you, almost certainly pointed you out to your now wife or husband. Everyone in the village has a story about him exactly like yours. Looking spiffy in yellow trousers, a red waistcoat, an expensive black petticoat and suede creepers.

John Gorman, the greatest of the great elderly faces. All smile lines and crows feet. Totally bald, smooth, there are cue balls that aren’t as white and smooth as this. The godfather of scores of men and boys for three generations. Tan winter jacket and pants lightly clashing with navy and light blue vest and collared shirt. Off the hard stuff, still sneaking cigarettes more than he should. You’re happy to be alive to see this.

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Negative Cyptkeeper @calexander.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Before cat ownership: I love cats when they’re cute, but I’m not just going to take photos of everything they do whenever I see them. Eight years into it: the cat was curled up facing one way, but then I got up, and when I came back he was curled the other way. This is the momentous news of my day.

Gray cat, perfect specimen, asleep on a bed with white sheets that are highlighted with green branches, curls in a perfect Fibonacci swirl because he is an amazing genius, he literally does this in his sleep. He is resting his head against a crumpled up weighted blanket, a lighter shade of green that has elements of pea soup green. He is facing the right side of the photo, with the magnificent tail beneath him, mighty and majestic paws cuddled in to his belly.

Same perfect gray cat but now facing the other way, indicating he broke the laws of physics by rotating the earth vertically so as to embody the yang to the previous photo’s yin. His paws are over his eyes now to better shield from light, teeth exposed to shine the light back at the source to weaken it. Truly the greatest organism to ever grace Earth, a time which shall henceforth be known as Laszlo Era (2023 - forever, for he will be the first cat to never die).

I know you must be thinking, “This man is a fool, for he’s giving away these images of the Godhead for free!” It may be that I am a fool, but no one is this foolish. Please send checks for $4,999.99 plus local taxes at once, you unworthy swine.

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