Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 14/02/2026[trying to get out of date] ME: Oh sorry, I have a missed call from 911 DATE: That's not how- ME: *mouthing* IT'S AN EMERGENCY 051
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 06/01/2026There is one Caleb Hearon quote that comes to mind when I see something like this 061
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I love new year eve - counting numbers, kissing smooch style, doing a yell 051
Reposted by Caitlin HulseyHunter Felt 🏳️⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I covered the NFL for The Guardian for like... eight years? Including a stream of Super Bowls. This is 100% accurate. 0101
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 24/05/2025BOSS: Your feminist agenda is starting to disrupt meetings ME: *tucks tampon behind ear like a pen* How 115321
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about it and I think if chickens were trying to steal my style I’d probably say something like “I like that boom boom pow, them chickens jackin' my style” 062
Reposted by Caitlin HulseyYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/10/2024the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way 492567578
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Me, my face. A facie they could call it but they don’t 2280
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Doctor’s office has the news blaring in the waiting room, can’t wait to see how normal and good my heart rate and blood pressure are 260
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 14/04/2025You know how women love when men tell them to calm down right 190
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Personally I think it’s wrong that they’re launching Katy Perry into the sun. Let her hang out on the moon until the album chatter dies down damn 151
Reposted by Caitlin HulseyRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 17/01/2025[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a mitten vending machine as an avalanche approaches] 11722172
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 10/04/2025From the vault where the vault is a public website I originally posted this on 030
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 10/04/2025You drink one sports drink and suddenly you’re kicking and throwing any sphere you see. Anyway I’m sorry about your baby’s head it’s just 191
Reposted by Caitlin HulseyMitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 31/03/2025report this woman for plagiarizing @caithuls.bsky.social's bit 1213
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Sometimes it’s like y’all don’t even care about using a dinosaur toy as a pillow anymore 040
Reposted by Caitlin HulseyDee @figgled.bsky.social · 25/03/2025whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage i'm like yeah. me know 246188
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 25/03/2025You’ve heard of cast the verb. You’ve heard of casted the made up verb. Let me introduce you to: casteded. Now we’re all mad you’re welcome 141
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 22/03/2025[bird watching] when's the yellow one gonna teach me the alphabet 0157
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I freestyle cut my own hair in the mirror the other day and it looks fine or good even women can do anything 0110
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 06/03/2025They don’t call me Eliza Caitlin Thornberry for nothing. They really don’t. No one calls me that. Yet 010
Reposted by Caitlin HulseyIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long 131444230
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 22/02/2025My aunt replied “so peaceful” and now I feel like I did a bad 010
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I could have a really amazing panic attack in this thing 5342
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Dropbox emails are scarcity mindset and fear mongering it’s awesome and good 030
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Obsessed with these emails. I don’t even know what I put on there buddy and I ain’t adding to it and it ain’t full 2130
Reposted by Caitlin Hulseybrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 18/02/2025requested my ashes be spread at a water park. a logistic and legal nightmare for my family. one last chance to prove their love 533954
Reposted by Caitlin HulseyTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons 231481272
Reposted by Caitlin Hulseydonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Twirling aggressively in the direction of my haters 45112