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Nelle ☕️

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SLUGGO’S THURSDAY SPECIAL
P1- SLUGGO’S THURSDAY SPECIAL 
NANCY WATCHES AS SLUGGO WORKS AT A LOCAL CAFE 
CUSTOMER: A DISH OF SPAGHETTI 
SLUGGO: A MILE OF ROPE
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not above pinning this post
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 01/10/2026
Chrontendo Episode 53 (00:55:38)
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 1557 out of 2747
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 1557 out of 2747
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’re at the “shipping container courts” stage of ICE’s mass expansion of the enforcement system.
Each detention unit would sit on asphalt or concrete behind an office's existing security fence, with a counter for processing people and a separate holding area fitted with a toilet and sink for detainees according to the draft work statement.
The agency also wants a 300-square-foot unit for interviewing people in custody and a 60-square-foot "Virtual Immigration Court Unit" for hearings run by the Executive Office for Immigration Review, the Justice Department agency that operates the immigration courts.
Both must also be designed for their purpose before delivery.
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🔪Dial J For Janky🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 25/09/2026
a few of you follow this weirdo and i'm guessing would not like this take
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Depends. While trans people do clearly have a right to use some bathroom at work, and access to some trauma space, whining about competitive sports fairness is literally not a thing by comparison. 

Only deeply shitty people even care about competitive sports. And to care about pro sport is fascist.
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A SEASONING THAT GOES GREAT TO ANYTHING, EVEN DRINKS.

A - WET NUT MEG
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, watching candidate pour 4 5 hour energy drinks, a gas station boner pill, and a mini vodka into a starbucks pumpkin spice with 2 espresso shots : fuck, ur hired
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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JUST IN: A federal judge (Trump-appointed Stephanie Gallagher) has held the Trump administration in contempt for deporting a man to El Salvador in violation of three court orders. She's ordering the government to return him. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 25/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "go the fuck back to bed"
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Tennessee Lookout @tennesseelookout.com · 25/09/2026
A Tennessee law preventing adults from giving information to minors about legal out-of-state abortions will remain blocked, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit ruled Thursday. @friedmanadam5.bsky.social reports.
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Federal court upholds block on TN law making it a crime to aid minors seeking out-of-state abortions • Tennessee Lookout
The 6th Circuit Court of Appeals on Thursday upheld a block on a Tennessee law banning adults from giving abortion information to minors.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 25/09/2026
oh my god theyre doing it theyre making institut fur sexualwissenschaft 2
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Jules of Liberty @greeneyedmonster13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yep. My friend is divorcing her cop husband and he keeps showing up where she is. I told her to inform her divorce attorney that he’s likely using Flock to stalk her.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk
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con questi nuovi ritmi americani (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏳 @racheledini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“To Matthew Ingalls, Jonathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris and Scott Kretzschmar” — the students accused of drugging, taping, and sexually trafficking a fellow student — “We know who you are and we refuse to let you benefit from this University's concealment.”
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/09/2026
they’re available in boston too!! do it!!!!!
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every third Twilight Zone episode is about how if you get every single thing you want every time, it makes you go insane, to the point where it’s a punishment from The Christian Devil. They were warning us about this tweet
Tweet that says: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Tennessee Lookout @tennesseelookout.com · 25/09/2026
Just in: Planned Parenthood of Tennessee and North Mississippi asked a Nashville court Wednesday to set aside a sweeping legal demand by Tennessee Attorney General Jonathan Skrmetti to turn over donor details, healthcare provider information and the medical records of adult and minor patients.
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Planned Parenthood files legal challenge to investigation, document demands by Tennessee AG • Tennessee Lookout
Tennessee Attorney General Jonathan Skrmetti is asking Planned Parenthood of Middle Tennessee for patient records as he targets abortion care.
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WatchYourRepsTN&SC @watchyourrepssc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elect @jerrigreen4tn.bsky.social
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People were like no, using genAI doesn't deskill you. And then *all* the CEO's started announcing that not only is deskilling the explicit goal, but then they brag that they don't know how to toast a poptart
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI users: I am so fucking productive now, I am programming things naught but gods would dream of, I- Every single genAI CEO: well, it's like you- no one, I mean, really needs to read nowadays, right? Btw I don't remember whether you wipe before or after pooping
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Christopher DiPiazza @chrisdipiazza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drexel University is choosing to shut down the country’s oldest natural history museum, The Academy of Natural Sciences, for “funding” reasons (even though it costs .6% of their annual budget and they spent WAY more on ai nobody wants this year!) Go to save-the-academy.org to help.
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Aya @melangell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The House passed a resolution requiring Trump to end U.S. hostilities with Iran unless Congress actually authorized the war. Yesterday the Senate killed it by one vote, 49–50. Four Republicans voted for it; John Fetterman was the only Democrat who voted no.
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Bernie AAAHH @comp-ussr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please help Bella
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another horrific category Tennessee is *leading* in under this GOP supermajority: YOUTH PRISONS “In contrast, Tennessee’s Dept of Children’s Services budgeted $360 MILLION to build 2 new facilities” (We can’t afford school lunches for all tho😕)
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Across the Country, Youth Prisons Are Closing. This State Is Building More.
Tennessee officials say they need more high-security facilities for kids who commit crimes. Experts say this approach flies in the face of crime data and research that shows youth prisons are not reha...
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
She wants to ethnicall cleanse Germany of Syrians, including Syrian-Germans. It would mean becoming a citizen can be rendered temporary for any group of people they deem to be undesirable.
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026
Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 11/09/2026
NEW: The Trump administration proposed a set of changes to the 2030 census this week that would exclude non-U.S. citizens from the population count. The changes would directly impact how House of Representatives seats are apportioned among the states as well as Electoral College votes.
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Trump’s latest plan to rig the congressional map for Republicans long after he’s gone
The Trump administration is proposing changes to the 2030 census that, if they take effect, would siphon seats from blue states with larger populations of undocumented immigrants, handing more power t...
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
renamed lake america to lake deez nuts and now i’m president for life
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Abortion Access Front @abortionfront.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🚨POD DROP 🚨COURTS IN OUR SHORTS: ABORTION PILL ON TRIAL ❗@lizzwinstead.bsky.social & @mojilocks.bsky.social break down Louisiana v. FDA, AKA the lawsuit putting mifepristone’s future in the claws of the courts. ❗ECTOPIC PREGNANCY DEATHS HAVE DOUBLED. And we are PISSED.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my dad usually has the news on so that means my kids will walk through a room and regularly say things like “thanks for the update, chud”
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a homemade bracelet with beads that are letters and 2 that are shooting stars and 2 that are toilets. The letters spell out "I Be Shitting. IBS"
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An underrated referendum in two months: There's a popular initiative that made it on the ballot in North Dakota to give every kid in public schools a free breakfast and lunch. www.valleynewslive.com/2026/05/14/f...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
UPDATE: “MARSHA BLACKBURN IS A COWARD” @jerrigreen4tn.bsky.social responds to @MarshaBlackburn saying she won’t debate or “give her air”— “I don’t need Marsha to give me a platform… she answers to dark money donors. Voters see her for what she is: a coward.” 👉🏽 www.instagram.com/p/DdJ842PCXE...
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
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Kiwi🥝 @kiwisodas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pepsi dog 💙
A crayon illustration of a dog taking a sip out of a straw of a Pepsi cup, it is heavily saturated and bright in colour, decorated with stickers, intent to invoke a childlike nostalgia.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thousands of immigrants did the hard, dirty work of clearing rubble and toxic dust and debris from Ground Zero. Many were undocumented laborers sent to work every day with no special PPE, and got cancer as a result. Now some of those same people are living in fear of ICE. www.npr.org/2026/09/11/n...
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They cleaned up ground zero. Now many are hiding from ICE
After 9/11, thousands of rescue and cleanup crews went to work at ground zero. They were exposed to toxic debris and experienced psychological trauma. Today, many say they live in fear of deportation.
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"If you write your congressional representative these days, your reply may come from a computer..." (Source.)
Up top, a drawing of a poster a politician, eyes covered by PCBs and mouth filled with a keyboard, posted on a brick wall, behind a trash can. Beneath, the title: "Computers in Congress" The article follows.
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