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Nelle ☕️

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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dont want to download an app i don't want a qr code menu i dont want to talk to an ai assistant i dont want ai summaries for my searches i dont want to optimize my workflow i dont want to jump on a call i dont want to rate anything i don't want to create an account LEAVEME ADLONEe
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Riley MacLeod @rcmacleod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm only one question into the Vanity Fair Sam Altman interview and I feel I will die
This feels like a watershed moment. And I just want to know, Sam, what has the past month been like for you? Have you slept? Is your phone ringing off the hook? Are world leaders calling you asking for answers? Does this feel like the 2022 moment when you launched ChatGPT where something has changed or is this just an average week in the life?

A little bit of both, to be honest. I think the internal experience of this is we have been talking about this and preparing for this for the last decade in some sense. And we have been seeing this exponential progress and we have been confused about why more of the world has not seen progress the way that we’ve seen it. Because to us, the fact that this moment would come has been very predictable.
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ICE has disclosed another detainee who died We know: -After 17yrs, he'd only ever been busted for... *an expired car tag.* He was in a camp run by for-profit w/ history medical neglect An American died at one of its jails *after strep-throat.* austinkocher.substack.com/p/julian-cur...
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Julian Curo-Churata Is the 37th Person to Die in ICE Custody This Fiscal Year, Capping Off the Agency’s Deadliest Year on Record
According to ICE, 47-year-old Peruvian national Julian Curo-Churata died in Louisiana on Tuesday, September 29.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The FDA has announced a recall of ice cream due to possible contamination with metal.
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 05/10/2026
We are all Jane Doe. Behind every name left unknown is a woman with a story that matters. We don’t need to know her name to believe her, stand beside her, or fight for her. We see you. We believe you. We stand with you 💜 #WeAreAllJaneDoe #BelieveSurvivors #VivaHerAlliance #SheShed
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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is no way to reduce deportations without a substantial defunding of law enforcement in rural areas, who have long operated like a baronial class unto themselves.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WEAR YOUR FAVORITE SHINY THING.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Interviewer : so why should we hire you Me:
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Idiot Angel @idiotang3l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cis allies complete it too, the more evidence they have saying it's important and worth it, the sooner it's covered
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 05/10/2026
It's that day again, but we must (and WILL) perversely persevere 🤘😈
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God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
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Thad @tyranicus.net · 05/10/2026
Scooby Doo meme of Fred pulling off the mask of a "ghost" to see the man underneath it. The ghost is labeled "lower quality at my favorite place," and the unmasked man is labeled "private equity."
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
10/5 ICE kidnapped 2 people on Olive and Simpson in Ventura
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 03/10/2026
If you'd like a signed copy of *That One Matt Bors Comic*, an absurdly close examination of a single cartoon panel aided by 20 contributors, you can still pre-order and get a custom inscription for the next few weeks! aperiodical.net/tombc We have two signature page options, shown here!
Wasteland dystopia with red sky: peasant with eye patch at left and mechanical arm; Mister Gotcha with mutations at right in wellPeasant, left, flashing V for victory sign has apparently taken out Mister Gotcha, dead in a well, actually, at right. Castle in distance, blue skies.
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
people keep saying “well AI can detect cancer so if you hate AI, you’re pro-cancer” and to that i say: congrats on falling for their PR. they are absolutely not prioritizing shit like that and are only mentioning that it is theoretically possible to get normie support.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 05/10/2026
“My big concern is that automakers love to collect data,” EFF's @Mguariglia.bsky.social told @wired.com. “With autonomous vehicles, there’s even more data to collect. And the more data they collect, the more they’re going to find reasons to sell it.”
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Your Driverless Cab Is Spying on You
Self-driving cars from Waymo, Zoox, and Tesla are studded with cameras and sensors. Some of them are pointing at riders.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The world does not consent (but Sam Altman does not believe consent is required). But the world would consent to many bad things happening to Sam Altman and OpenAI.
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Evan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 05/10/2026
it’s pretty cool how every website is evil
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
who was it on this website who predicted she’d get pregnant and leave the admin by june/july to transition to a fox news gig? i don’t remember who it was but they can see the future
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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hell yea depression is pumpkin flavored now @liminalclown-e.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Loan repayment is outstanding: $408 due ($5 fee pending unless paid right now) If you’re wondering about whether we can be kept inside next week, I’m short $256 if you can help! TY for anything🩵 linktr.ee/hiitsbritt #mutualaid #bipocma #homelesssky #marequest #helpsky #fundsky 💸💕 #helpfolkslive
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Help us rebuild & rehouse | Linktree
Unhoused 1.5 years. Chronically ill Black femme surviving with my cat. Aid keeps us safe indoors & I hope it’ll help us secure a permanent home too.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/10/2026
The truth is out there
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Marvin's family has now created a GofundMe to help with funeral expenses and to support Natasha and the kids in the difficult days ahead. If you're able to contribute or share the fundraiser, I'd be deeply grateful.
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Donate to Support for Marvin Johnson Sr.'s Family and Honor his Legacy, organized by Erica Day Ruffin
It is with broken hearts that we share the unexpected passi… Erica Day Ruffin needs your support for Support for Marvin Johnson Sr.'s Family and Honor his Legacy
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whistleblower who exposed Secretary Howard Lutnick’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein found dead—The Banker www.thebanker.com/content/0228...
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Whistleblower who flagged Lutnick’s links to Epstein dies
The former British banker who spent more than 35 years working in financial markets has died by suicide
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
October 5 2001, Paper Mario debuted on the N64 in PAL territories! The PAL cart contains 4 languages (Spanish, English, French, German), and ends up being 24MB larger than the NTSC version....making it one of the largest N64 games alongside Resident Evil 2, Sim City and others!
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/10/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the autonomous vehicle developers who most vocally argued that society must accept a certain number of deaths to enjoy the technology's safety benefits (Tesla & Uber ATG) were the only ones who killed people and never actually delivered on their promises
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SLUGGO’S THURSDAY SPECIAL
P1- SLUGGO’S THURSDAY SPECIAL 
NANCY WATCHES AS SLUGGO WORKS AT A LOCAL CAFE 
CUSTOMER: A DISH OF SPAGHETTI 
SLUGGO: A MILE OF ROPE
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not above pinning this post
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 01/10/2026
Chrontendo Episode 53 (00:55:38)
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 1557 out of 2747
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 1557 out of 2747
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’re at the “shipping container courts” stage of ICE’s mass expansion of the enforcement system.
Each detention unit would sit on asphalt or concrete behind an office's existing security fence, with a counter for processing people and a separate holding area fitted with a toilet and sink for detainees according to the draft work statement.
The agency also wants a 300-square-foot unit for interviewing people in custody and a 60-square-foot "Virtual Immigration Court Unit" for hearings run by the Executive Office for Immigration Review, the Justice Department agency that operates the immigration courts.
Both must also be designed for their purpose before delivery.
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🔪𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙹 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚢🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 25/09/2026
a few of you follow this weirdo and i'm guessing would not like this take
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Depends. While trans people do clearly have a right to use some bathroom at work, and access to some trauma space, whining about competitive sports fairness is literally not a thing by comparison. 

Only deeply shitty people even care about competitive sports. And to care about pro sport is fascist.
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A SEASONING THAT GOES GREAT TO ANYTHING, EVEN DRINKS.

A - WET NUT MEG
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, watching candidate pour 4 5 hour energy drinks, a gas station boner pill, and a mini vodka into a starbucks pumpkin spice with 2 espresso shots : fuck, ur hired
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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JUST IN: A federal judge (Trump-appointed Stephanie Gallagher) has held the Trump administration in contempt for deporting a man to El Salvador in violation of three court orders. She's ordering the government to return him. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 25/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "go the fuck back to bed"
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Tennessee Lookout @tennesseelookout.com · 25/09/2026
A Tennessee law preventing adults from giving information to minors about legal out-of-state abortions will remain blocked, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit ruled Thursday. @friedmanadam5.bsky.social reports.
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Federal court upholds block on TN law making it a crime to aid minors seeking out-of-state abortions • Tennessee Lookout
The 6th Circuit Court of Appeals on Thursday upheld a block on a Tennessee law banning adults from giving abortion information to minors.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 25/09/2026
oh my god theyre doing it theyre making institut fur sexualwissenschaft 2
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Jules of Liberty @greeneyedmonster13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yep. My friend is divorcing her cop husband and he keeps showing up where she is. I told her to inform her divorce attorney that he’s likely using Flock to stalk her.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk
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con questi nuovi ritmi americani (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏳 @racheledini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“To Matthew Ingalls, Jonathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris and Scott Kretzschmar” — the students accused of drugging, taping, and sexually trafficking a fellow student — “We know who you are and we refuse to let you benefit from this University's concealment.”
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/09/2026
they’re available in boston too!! do it!!!!!
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every third Twilight Zone episode is about how if you get every single thing you want every time, it makes you go insane, to the point where it’s a punishment from The Christian Devil. They were warning us about this tweet
Tweet that says: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Tennessee Lookout @tennesseelookout.com · 25/09/2026
Just in: Planned Parenthood of Tennessee and North Mississippi asked a Nashville court Wednesday to set aside a sweeping legal demand by Tennessee Attorney General Jonathan Skrmetti to turn over donor details, healthcare provider information and the medical records of adult and minor patients.
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Planned Parenthood files legal challenge to investigation, document demands by Tennessee AG • Tennessee Lookout
Tennessee Attorney General Jonathan Skrmetti is asking Planned Parenthood of Middle Tennessee for patient records as he targets abortion care.
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WatchYourRepsTN&SC @watchyourrepssc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elect @jerrigreen4tn.bsky.social
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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