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Nelle ☕️

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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I don't know why reuters is saying it's 9-0 when multiple other sources are saying Jackson, Sotomayor and Kagan dissented, even the documens say so.
acts on the basis of a belief that a woman cannot be aggres-
sive, or that she must not be, has acted on the basis of gen-
der” and has therefore violated the statute. Price Water-
house v. Hopkins, 490 U. S. 228, 250 (1989) (plurality
opinion).
The prohibition against stereotyping is difficult to ex-
plain fully by reference to sex assigned at birth. A sex ste-
reotype often will but need not have anything to do with an
individual’s sex assigned at birth. A transgender woman
penalized for being perceived as aggressive has experienced
discrimination “on the basis of sex” just as much as a cis-
gender woman has, no matter that the transgender
woman’s behavior matches expectations of her sex assigned
at birth. Either way, the institution has imposed its gen-
der-based expectations upon her. And either way, the in-
stitution may have violated Title IX.
In short, the majority is wrong to suggest that the term
“sex” in Title IX “cannot plausibly be interpreted to refer to
anything other than biological sex.” Ante, at 10. Title IX
makes room for individuals to live in the gender they
choose; it cares not just about sex assigned at birth but also
about individuals’ ability to match (or not) their gender
presentation to their gender identity. Because West Vir-
ginia’s law forces B. P. J. to live—in this case, to play—as a
boy though she is a girl, it might well run afoul of Title IX properly construed.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Y'know, maybe you should rephrase that headline instead of making a mild skin condition potentially linked to *having sex in saunas, not just men having sex with men* sound worse than it is.
"Both groups of researchers reported that most of the infected men described having attended saunas before developing the rash. Though Descalzo cautioned that the possible role of saunas in transmission is still just a hypothesis, the bacterium is known to spread more efficiently in humid settings."The group from Lyon reported on nine cases, one of whom recounted having had multiple sexual partners at saunas in Paris. Bacterial samples from eight of the cases underwent genetic sequencing and showed close similarity.

“The combination of close genomic relatedness between the 8 sequenced isolates and shared sexual exposures suggest interhuman transmission within sexual networks,” wrote the authors, who work at the University Hospital of Lyon.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
????
"You do not know where to give head"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Finally trying to sit down and get some reference drawings for OCs 🫠 Here's Leonna, one of the characters who literally came to me in a dream after sleeping for two days straight.
a reference sheet for Leonna, one of my OCs. She's a gray-furred bat hybrid thing with dark blue hair tied into twin buns, with one stray iridescent ahoge stretching over the goggles perched on top of her head. She has three pinkish-red eyes, with the third eye blinded and scarred, a simplified flat bat nose, and one snaggletooth peeking out from her mouth. She's chubby, wearing an aqua crop top, brown pants with straps and belts looping around her legs, orange platform boots, and a translucent orange puffer jacket made from tardigrade skin sheds to protect from the harsh weather. Her ears have multiple piercings, and her claws are painted black.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
images are back post random bullshit
luigi ahegao captioned "oh wowser, bowser! mama mia!"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
squidward wistfully looking out his window, watching spongebob and patrick gleefully run past
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
shittily edited screencap of The Good Place captioned with Michael saying "Italy figured it out? Italy?"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
the funniest possible adjacent post
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
the funniest possible adjacent post
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Zohran Mamdani smiling with dark souls II themed text saying "HOLES FILLED" appearing on top of him
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
a picture of zohran mamdani with dark souls 2 styled text captioned "holes filled"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm neither joking nor serious but another secret third thing
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If bluesky or the feds nuke me for this one:
u r mr gay from super mario galaxy
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Thanks, Timmy.
Rep. Tim Burchett yelling about Bad Bunny captioned "ME WHEN I THINK ABOUT
THINK ABOUT RABBIT PENIS (I SAW A BROWN GUY ON TV)"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
choromatsu from osomatsu-san screaming "OBAMA?!" at the sight of legally-distinct-barack-obama on screen
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
he do be lookin like the hal laboratory logo
the hal laboratory logo, which consists of a dog lying down in a nest with three eggs.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Like okay buddy. Blame the poors. Don't look at the suburban, middle to upper-middle class communities, whatever you do! lwp.georgetown.edu/visitingscho... english.elpais.com/usa/election...
families making under 30k voted for Kamala over Trump, while families making between 30k-99.9k (aka middle to upper-middle class) leaned more towards trump. families making 100k-200k+ leaned slightly more towards Kamala.rural voters voted for trump, but make up only 19% of voters. suburban ALSO leaned to trump, and made up 51% of voters. urban made up 30% and leaned dem.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Didn't realize telling people to not wield classist--and frankly racist and ableist-- rhetoric was so controversial in leftist circles, but alright. But what do I know, we're just a bunch of dumb subhuman hicks who don't know any better, right?
orange cat with sunglasses because I don't have a suitable reaction image
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
lucy holding a football, once again trying to get charlie brown nominated for the prestigious "fell for it again" award
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
mmm yes of course, how did I not realize that saying "don't post videos of a half-naked guy to tiktok, that opens you up to legal issues and makes the case more complicated" is classic men's rights activist rhetoric?
[REDACTED] has added you to the "Men's Rights Activists" moderation list
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Every day I stay in this shithole of a state, my hatred for Andy Ogles, Bill Lee, and Marsha Blackburn grows stronger.
a tuxedo cat with its eyes closed smoking a cigarette while slow heavy metal music plays in the background. the cat looks clearly done with this shit.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
a monkey reading this stupid bullshit and facepalming
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
they're violating mpregs?
shrek with that weird robot child's face, looking too stunned to speak
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
dog with 👀 emoji face
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
....please be about bread. pleae be bread.
merriam-webster's your 2026 word: yeasty...
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
andrew johnson about to fucking deck jake paul, with johnson labeled as "the edible that 'ain't shit'" and paul labeled as "me"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
a tweet from @dril: "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
maga rn
An edit of a scene from community: "I can excuse pedophilia, but I draw the line at blowing another dude!" "You can excuse pedophilia?!"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
oh god, it's a real image.
tineye search results for the image of trump grabbing clinton's balls, the website has 286 results and it was first indexed on 09/09/2016
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
So how about those Epstein emails?
An edit of a scene from Community, with two screenshots captioned: "I can excuse pedophilia, but I draw the line at blowing another dude."
"You can excuse pedophilia?!"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
it's literally this post
an ancient tumblr post consisting of a disgusting lime green background and a crusty, badly cropped jpeg of a hotdog wearing sunglasses with the word "NO" scribbled on in mspaint. the text reads: "teenager post #13727
to my ex: fuCK you
f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband
fuck his stupid sun-glasses and FUCK
the ketchup kids" at the bottom of the image, the words "AND FUCK THEIR SUNGLASSES" are barely visible and are nearly cropped out, as if the writer is yelling at their ex from a distance.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
making unhinged fanart for the work mascot that I definitely didn't spend too much time and effort on
a painted parody of "saturn consuming his son" consisting of a grotesque, humanoid meatball man tearing apart a slice of pizza with his bare hands and mouth. he's wearing a little green hat and white gloves, and he has a mustache.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
well, guess I'm adding another entry on my list of "reasons why I'm glad I never got too deep into homestuck"
vibe emoji staring at computer, red-eyed and done with the world
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
the King of All Cosmos smirking loke the hunter from Open Season, likely thinking about running over the cosmos with a katamari
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Wow, that sounds pretty bad, Politico, I wonder what the context was? ...It was the 2020 election. The cop was crying because Trump lost, you absolute fucking disingenuous rag of a news site.
shitter screenshot of Mamdani replying "nature is healing" to another user making fun of a cop he saw crying in his car, dated November 7th, 2020
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
many thanks to @punk4justicestudio.bsky.social for the kickass stickers! ...now to spend entirely too much time worrying about where to put them 💀
Two lovingly-made stickers, one is a rainbow speech bubble colored like the Harvey Milk LGBT flag that says "SAY GAY!", the other is a cartoon flame with "FUCK ICE" written in letters that look like melting ice cubes.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
raiden confronting senator armstrong from Metal Gear, but Raiden is a "vibe coder" after losing months of work, and Armstrong is ChatGPT
Raiden: "That's a nice argument, but why don't you back it up with a source?"
Armstrong: "My source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I keep saying "my seanoning" because of this stupid tumblr post
orcflorist: fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

orcboxer: [image of tai lung from kung fu panda looking shocked and crestfallen, like he just walked in on his spouse cheating on him with the mailman] my seanoning
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
tween frame of aladdin captioned "skate or die, dude
you either skate
OR YOU DIE"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
uhhhh what am i supposed to do with this information
idrlabs food choice test results: lower class and middle class are nearly equal, with lower middle class falling right behind. the test is confused and can't place me in a social class.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
computer, enhance:
a close up of a soldier forced to wear a revolutionary war cosplay for an overgrown toddler throwing a tantrum. he's staring straight at the camera, looking like he'd rather be anywhere but there.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
a comic where a dog labelled "GOP" refuses to let a hand, representing american citizens, take the ball from its mouth. panel 1: dog: "pls baby?" panel 2: the hand reaches for the ball, but the dog angrily says "NO HANDOUTS" panel 3: a zoom in on the dog's angry face "ONLY BABY"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
post your comfort album (two of them, because I can't fucking decide)
will wood and the tapeworms "the normal album"green day's "21st century breakdown"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
it's about them bragging about airstrikes they made in Somalia.
screenshot of an official white house tweet thread saying "simply put: we will find you-- and we will kill you" over a retweet of another tweet they made of a video bragging about airstrikes they conducted against "ISIS jihadis hiding in a cave complex in Somalia."
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I think Gerard did it better.
A picture of Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance, posing for a press photo with smudged eyeliner.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
dril tweet saying "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them'"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
the dem party rn
spongebob and patrick smiling and celebrating while bikini bottom burns down in the background, with spongebob exclaiming "we did it patrick! we saved the city!"
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
it the gizmo
a brown and white tabby cat with green eyes is rubbing on my leg and looking up at the camera
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Hello Mr. Jax, I believe I may have found a lost twin of yours... would you care to comment on this potential scandal?
an orange tabby cat standing on a brown tile floor, staring up at the camera and meowing.
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Nelle ☕️ @caffeineheadache.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
just this image will do
An ancient cringy-ass image of Elon Musk doing his best trenchcoat edgelord Neo impression, standing in front of a red, white, and blue striped poster that says "liberty." He's got anime-ass bangs and a long leather trenchcoat, and looks like he hasn't showered in weeks.
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