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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
just one more bomb bro, please bro, just one more bomb dropped on some schoolkids and theyll totally rise up to overthrow their government, bro please
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16/08/2026
演出现场见! on.nyc.gov/broadway
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atelier @arainydancer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No Love 2 is animation complete!! Can you believe it?! Now it's time for the finalization process- clean up environment art and polishing animation and rendering all of that. It would be amazing if we can all watch this before the year ends!!
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Zeke Hausfather @zekehausfather.com · 02/08/2026
I'm not sure folks have realized just how crazy the second half of 2026 and 2027 will be for global temperatures – on the back of a record-smashing El Niño event. Here is my latest estimate of where both years will end up compared to global temperatures since 1850.
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Zeke Hausfather @zekehausfather.com · 17/07/2026
Climate change does not cause wildfires, but hot and dry conditions make them much more likely to spread. In Canada, 9 of the 10 worst wildfire years were both dryer and hotter than normal. And these fires are burning in areas that were historically not managed or suppressed.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.
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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
University admins two years ago: all opinions must heard on college campuses even if they threaten our students University admins today: no more student speakers at graduation, here are 40 emails about how to handle “disruptions” at commencement because we don’t want students using these two words
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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
University administrators two years ago: we can’t allow social justice movements to change the university as we know it University administrators today: in order to accommodate the new probabilistic bullshit generator no one likes we must change everything about the university
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agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The problem with how we draw maps is that countries near the equator appear 'small'. Iran overlaid on Europe. Imagine trying to dominate an area this size with just air power or contemplating putting troops in when it's spent forty years preparing to fight exactly the kind of war that results.
Map of Iran overlaid across Europe. It's effing huge. Germany, Austria, Poland, the balkkans, loads of Eastern Europe.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 11/03/2026
Our analysis, which shows that more women nearly bled to death during miscarriage after Texas banned abortion, adds to a growing body of reporting revealing that maternal outcomes have gotten worse under bans. (Published July 2025)
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Miscarriage Is Increasingly Dangerous for Women in Texas, Our Analysis Shows. Here’s How We Did It.
Using seven years of hospital discharge data, we found that the number of blood transfusions during emergency room visits for first-trimester miscarriage shot up by 54% since Texas banned abortion.
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Joshua Alan Doetsch @joshuadoetsch.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
*listens to focus music also labeled for ADHD relief* “But this is the sort of music I’ve always listened to while writing or trying to focu…ohhhhhhhh.”
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
For the same $6 trillion cost, you could crush child poverty with a child allowance and free childcare, fix unemployment insurance, do paid family, sick & medical leave, massively boost ACA subsidies, and eliminate child uninsurance with Medicare for Kids.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Shapiro on SOTU: First off, it was boring. It was poorly delivered, and it was too damn long. This dude, who’s the worst orator of our time, did two hours. He comes off as totally unhinged. He’s like spitting everywhere, and he’s lying constantly about things.
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Lynn Drake 🚴🏻 @lynnbikesinalki.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Petromasculinity: “of fossil dependence and pinpointed its three-legged mandate: restore fossil rule, restore patriarchal dominance, restore hierarchical racial orders.”
Saturday Alki Point Healthy street 

Could barely fit in the lane. Good!  With the old street design, this truck could take over the street and intimidate walkers and cyclists
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
INDOPACOM is dead
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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 02/03/2026
going on the computer looks like this now. i love the sony vaio-esque grey-lavender of the default kubuntu theme but didn't like the logo, so i made my own vista-inspired background to match. i installed a flat monochrome icon set as well.
computer screen, with a grey-lavender metallic and white theme, with minimal flat black icons, and a background in those colors with the kubuntu gear logo in 3dsame colors, swoopy gradient arcs and lines, with some sparkly lens flares
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Ryan Katz-Rosene, PhD @ryankatzrosene.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If the findings of this study are even remotely close to being accurate it would signify the *absolute incompetence* of the current Trump Administration’s decision to overturn the Endangerment Finding.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Every senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr owns this tragedy. Every single one.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 26/02/2026
Learning there's an AI data center being built that is 1/5th of the size of Manhattan and that the centers use so much electricity that they periodically limit how much housing can be built because utilities can't supply the centers and new housing simultaneously might be my joker moment.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
UPDATE: Manhattan Borough President Brad Hoylman-Sigal says that "ICE used a phony missing persons bulletin for a 5 year old girl," to lie and get into a Columbia residential building and detain a student. "It is unconfirmed at this time whether they impersonated an officer to do so," he adds.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This country is doomed.
Dubbed the “Warrant Officer Retention Bonus Auction,” the system will debut in March, an Army official said Friday. In the news release, Army officials said the new system represents a “shift from traditional, fixed‑rate bonuses to a more flexible, market-driven system and that the auction encourages warrant officers to bid their “true value.”

Here’s how the Army says it will work:

Senior warrant officers hoping to receive a bonus for extending their active duty service commitment will submit confidential “bids,” which represent the minimum monthly paycheck bump each soldier “would be satisfied receiving” to sign a new six -year contract.

Once all eligible warrant officers submit their bids, Army officials will determine both the amount of the bonus payment and who will receive it by calculating the auction’s “market-clearing” rate, a concept used widely in economics and finance. In that process, the “winning” bid is the bonus amount that would spread all of the program’s funding for the year among the most soldiers who agreed to accept a payment that size or smaller with their bids (all soldiers who win in the auction will receive the winning bonus, even if their bid was lower).

Those who bid too high get nothing.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/02/2026
Trump: "I can do anything I want to do to them ... I'm allowed to destroy the country."
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 20/02/2026
Maryland had few mumps cases in 2025. This year is very different.
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Mumps cases are soaring in Maryland
State health officials say there are now 26 cases of mumps in Maryland, nearly double last week’s figure and more than six times the tally for all of last year.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/02/2026
Last week Donald Trump registered the trademark "Donald J. Trump International Airport." This week Florida Republicans voted to rename Palm Beach International Airport Donald J. Trump International Airport," putting taxpayers on the hook for licensing fees that go straight to him
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State House votes to rename Florida airport to Donald J. Trump international
The Republican-controlled Florida House voted 81-30 in support of the name change to President Donald J. Trump International Airport
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is an extremely common thing and a serious reckoning with informed consent needs to take it into account. Also the fact that *the child's interest is more important than the parent's right to be an idiot*
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 15/02/2026
A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.   This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.   Not one dime for this cruelty. www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
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Ofelia Torres, teen who fought to have her father released from ICE custody, dies from rare cancer
Ofelia Torres, 16, died on Friday from Stage 4 alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer, her father's lawyer confirmed.
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 15/02/2026
Did he go out and massacre some Native Americans after giving this speech?
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Good time to remind everyone that NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya, a right-wing economist, has made it a personal goal to make sure lockdowns can never return. Because in his mind, there is nothing that could ever justify shutting down the economy. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Exclusive: Key US infectious-diseases centre to drop pandemic preparation
Staff members have been instructed to scrub this topic and ‘biodefense’ from the agency’s website.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12/02/2026
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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Margo Gontar @margogontar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Omg . At Olympics they just banned a 3rd (!) Ukrainian athlete performance. THIRD! because of a helmet. Again ! You know what they found too political here? A line by Ukrainian poet . Line says ‘ Where there is heroism, there is no final defeat.’ POEM! Are they afraid of words now ?
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 09/02/2026
⚡️ BREAKING: International Olympic Committee has banned Vladyslav Heraskevych from using a custom helmet featuring images of Ukrainian athletes killed by Russia at the 2026 Olympics.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/02/2026
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Operation Matterhorn remains one of the most absurd military operations ever
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/02/2026
in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Yes: one of the things that has kept protests peaceful is that the insider/outsider dynamic was so pronounced. The feds were invaders; local and state police were separate and not really against us. What we’ve seen in the last couple days feels like the sheriff and state patrol switching sides.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/02/2026
BASH: Is this measles outbreak a consequence of the administration undermining support for vaccines? DR OZ: I don't believe so. Secretary Kennedy has been advocating for measles vaccines BASH: Oh, come on
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Concentration camps: “For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
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Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance.

But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain.

He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again.

He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.
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Andrew Perfors @perfors.net · 06/02/2026
This is an especially good article about why the Epstein files matter so much.
Being able to see their emails makes something very clear: The “anti-woke” movement was not a genteel intellectual inquiry, made by disinterested parties who cared deeply about free speech. It is a social circle of powerful people who feel threatened by #MeToo. Reading through the emails, it’s possible to see that Epstein himself coordinated pushback against #MeToo. Looking back, it seems obvious that sinking #MeToo also led to where we are now: a place where laws simply don’t apply if you have enough money and power. The same players are involved.
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Emperor J @emperorj.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this
Opinion page of the Onion Jan-Feb 2026 issue with a piece titled "Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?" by Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI
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Center for Climate Integrity @climateintegrity.org · 04/02/2026
Big Oil "purchased solar and EV patents to ensure others couldn’t use them, solicited control of renewable markets and then abandoned them, and funded powerful institutions to promote false solutions, all while using trade groups to downplay the harms of fossil fuels, according to the complaint." 😠
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A Secret Oil Cartel Might Have Killed Our Clean-Energy Future
In a landmark antitrust case, Michigan alleges oil companies colluded to “capture and kill” clean-energy and electric-vehicle efforts.
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Elly @invalidhandlebunny.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
bluesky didn’t make me gayer but it did make me realize there were way more of the gay in me than I initially thought
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
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Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13)
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I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.
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Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) 

But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.
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Steve @steve-bs.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
How many boxes need to be checked for a banana republic dictator wannabe to actually gain the oligarch throne? So far: • Became filthy rich robbing the US • Formed Führer's 'police' force • Invaded states paramilitarily • Elections takeover begun • Unchecked power sought • Executions begun
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