agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A+ preposterous yooper contraption today on US 2. Pulled up to the pump, hit the switches, and literally CLUNKED down onto the concrete. 000
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This old basket I made got unearthed earlier and I think Merlin has been inside it ever since. I should really make some more of this style. For the good of feline kind, if nothing else. 000
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Happy Turbo Hot Triangle Tuesday to all who celebrate. Some symbolic synergy that there happened to be a bright orange turbo triangle-engined die cast car next to my chalk pile 100
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026What’s the worst ever application of the classic Gulf livery? I’ll go first: 000
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Had a busy day and forgot to set my lineup. Welp. 000
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 11/11/2025The baby tracking app we used allowed us to add a note when logging sleep, feedings, diaper changes, etc., and I used that opportunity to christen every poop for the first 1.5 years of our son’s life with a clever name. Needless to say, predictive text now has some wild datapoints. 110
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Just another missed opportunity for the funniest possible brand collaboration for a US race- imagine those tortoise sections replaced by the sublime texture of “The Meats™️” 000
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Clockwise from top: Kareem Abdul-Jabbear, e e hummings, Snail Earnhardt Jr., William Floward Taft, Moose Springsteen, Ruth Bader Finsberg 010
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025A golden hour disc golf round may have fixed me. Also, look at these sassy little catalpa trees 020
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Hey guys, I brought in my favorite video game. Yeah, it’s called Excel, but I’m really engrossed in this solo campaign right now, so I’m just going to play at my desk. 010
Reposted by agilewalrusvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Rich guy named Ebenezer in Houston starting up a hip-hop record label. he calls it “Chopped and Scrooged” 4627
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 14/06/2025@spannersready.bsky.social had him sounding like Jimmy Consonants 000
Reposted by agilewalrusDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter 281718212
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Guys, they put @drkarenwog.bsky.social’s car in Gran Turismo. I drive our 3 year-old to daycare in this thing constantly. If you need me, I’ll be at Nurburgring. 120
Reposted by agilewalrusKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 19/04/2025[FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic] 432218376
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Don’t mean to alarm anyone but I just leveled up 000
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Mannheim Steamroller is fine, but life would be that much richer if Manny Fresh and Timbaland put out some Christmas instrumentals 000
agilewalrus @agilewalrus.bsky.social · 29/11/2024It burns me up that Lowe’s never did an ad campaign with Ludacris using a modified version of the “Area Codes” hook. Would have been knocking around in our heads eternally, and god damnit, it’s probably Bill O’Reilly’s fault. 000
