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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy cheese day to all who celebrate. And a good moment to remember that our political system is so broken that this woman, who is visibly inane, became prime minister.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only in Switzerland. Workmen having a cheeky fondue by the side of the road over the weekend. Identities obscured to protect the peckish.
Workmen eating fondue by the side of the road.Workman eating fondue by the side of the road.
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 26/09/2026
Control Resonant really is good fun. That is all.
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londonscallin.bsky.social @londonscallin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@vizcomic.bsky.social
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 25/09/2026
@josiahmortimer.bsky.social breaking pocock news if you're as obsessed with this guy as I am danielpocock.com/en/supporter...
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Supporters of winding-up process staking claims against Reform UK Party (CR-2026-007405)
Software engineer, Free, Open Source Software Consultant, Innovator, Fedora & Debian Developer
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy.
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 23/09/2026
@lemosfran.bsky.social I just downloaded Tales From Behind the Ferns and was trying to show a friend but lemos.itch.io/tales-from-b... isn't publicly visible. Is that intentional?
lemos.itch.io
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
your da shouts at hotels and your mum lives in Piddington
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Somehow this bluesky post now has a date of transmission (29th October) and official artwork.
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Stuart Langridge @sil.kryogenix.org · 16/09/2026
Actually LOL at this, which is rare
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 11/09/2026
Brits! I'm giving away five Rapanui/Teemill discount codes as I have a few too many to use. Anyway want one?
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Public service announcements appearing on the Tube (spoof ofc)👌🏼
Main sign (blue, centre):
Notice to users of smart glasses
Everyone thinks you look like a massive nonce
The sign shows an icon of a pair of glasses with a camera lens on the frame and a wireless signal symbol above it.
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yeah. Hell yeah brother. Here we go. Hit me with this content. Hell yeah. I can feel it.
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The idea that Heinlein's Starship Troopers were fascists is a lazy Leftist smear
Just because you don't like an idea doesn't mean it's Nazi
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reform UK has been removed from the Alliance for Proportional Representation. It comes after a Q&A at conference where Reform MP Danny Kruger said: “On PR there is a significant danger [Lab.] will try to introduce it...Reform’s position is we support First Past the Post.” Reform's 2024 manifesto:
Proportional Representation Voting for the
House of Commons
Large numbers of voters have no representation
in parliament and new parties are shut out of the
political system. Voter turnout could be some 10%
higher with PR. A referendum is needed.
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 08/09/2026
The RNLI don't get paid (at all) to put up with this shit. Donate if you can!
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Dr Seth Thévoz @seththevoz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Law of the Internet says that every time you see this story, you have to share it. And here we are again.
THRASHED BY A LADY CYCLIST.
WHO IS NOTED FOR HER ATHLETIC POWERS.
[SUBJECT OF ILLUSTRATION.]
An extraordinary scene was witnessed on Saturday morning in Peel Lane, a thorough-tare connecting Little Hulton with Tyldesley, in which the principal participants were a young lady cyclist and a youth of nineteen or twenty. The lady was riding at a good pace, and when in a quiet part of the road the young man, who-had apparently been imbibing, stepped into the roadway, and addressing some insulting remarks to. the cyclist, made as if he intended pulling nei off the machine.
She immediately alighted
caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him & sound thrashing, using her tists in scientific fashion, to the delight of several colliers who were passing.
The young man
made of and the list, who is believed to be a Bolton lady noted for her athletio powers, rode off towards Tyldesley.Picture of said scoundrel being thrashed by the lady cyclist, who is known for her athletic prowess. Several gentlemen stand in the background cheering her on.
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 05/09/2026
Just watched the original Terminator for the first time in decades and wow I’d forgotten about the stop motion animation at the end.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 04/09/2026
He didn't extend Angela Rayner any grace for not understanding how family trusts operate.
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Hardeep Matharu @hardeepmatharu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now James Orr has stepped down as Reform UK's Head of Policy after C4's report, questions remain for Cambridge – where he is Associate Professor. Byline Times revealed serious concerns about his activities there months ago. We all know there won't now be 200+ articles on him and his life don't we?
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What really struck me watching Channel 4 investigation into Reform is that the wilful breaking of electoral law isn’t an accident - it’s by design At every turn it’s Reform - Orr, Dan Jukes - saying how to break the law Exactly why I’ve been banging on about weak election law for so long
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 03/09/2026
There's a lot here to be sickened by, but for some reason the "do you understand what's happening?" really got me. What's happening, Zia? Explain it to us. Use your words. Say it out loud. No no, not "wink wink, nudge nudge, you know..." Why is it a problem she's nominated? Say it, coward.
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This now has a transmission date: 29th October! Obviously, I will be shouting more about this closer to the time.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Idea for a new policy idea to pitch to Defra "National Muntjac Week" - all children to be served free deer burgers at school to mark the start of the new school year. Properly maintained, must not, repeat, must not lead to CWD outbreak.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of the more interesting graphs I've seen, something that seems really counter-intuitive until you think about it. England only having about 15 percent forest coverage at the time of the Doomsday book (about half of what France and Germany have today) is wild, isn't it?
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
crashingly obvious thing to say, but surely if you had written the Father Ted “liars” speech you would then be quite careful not to actually write it again as yourself
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 29/08/2026
I mean it's nice that it's not a heatwave anymore but I've four suitcases of laundry to do this weekend, the heat could have just lasted a few more days.
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 28/08/2026
In honour of Michael Scott, tonight we’re eating at Chilli’s.
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 25/08/2026
How do I tell housekeeping to stop giving us clean towels?
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 22/08/2026
Unexpected upside to wildfire smoke drifting over the mountain: golden hour light at 1pm.
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
UK transit nerds are next level.
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 19/08/2026
Today I shall heartily recommend Three Bears Brewery from Banff, Canada.
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 14/08/2026
Back in my day these were everywhere.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Reclaim's accounts are a fun read (Laurence Fox's party). Reclaim raised £200,000 last year from just one person (Jeremy Hosking), has no members' income at all, and spent £436,000 - almost all on consultants (Fox?) to contest...no elections.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Weird watching the right-wing columnist cohort try to collectively pull the handbrake on ethnonationalism. Like the world's biggest hotdog man convention.
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Jen Keane @zenbuffy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm loathe to share this man, but this one is personal. My masters thesis was on the MMR controversy, so believe me when I say that this path of separation of the MMR will result in nothing but increased sales of too-small coffins, and children with life-altering medical conditions.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

(quoting:)
@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

(quoting:)
@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@MNateShyamalan
he look like stick (2/2)
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hahahaha. Farage now whining that he was badly advised by his overpaid team into calling his stupid by-election. Confirming then that he’s incapable of working it out for himself. Too busy counting his money. Honest to god, Clacton. Don’t be the constituency dunces he needs you to be. (Times)
One senior source said they believed Farage had been poorly advised over calling the by-election in Clacton.
They said that "young advisers" around Farage had not checked whether the standards' commissioner's investigation would continue in the event of the by-election and they had incorrectly assumed it would not. They also criticised "massive salaries" paid to staff who they said were "letting Nigel down".
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SomersetWhovian 💙 🇺🇦 @clairecopperman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Great reporting from Sunder on the Express outright inciting violence here. I've added alt-text to the "jaw-dropping" list of items asylum seekers are provided with.
Contents Details:
1 X Duvet (S)
2 X Pillow
2 X Face cloth
2 X Hand towel
2 X Bath towel
2 X Duvet cover (S)
2 X Pillowcase
2 X Fitted sheet (S)
1 X 1pc 10.5" dinner plate 
1 X 1pc 7.5" side plate 
1 X 1pc 5.25" cereal bowls
1 X 1pc 9 oz mug
1 X 1pc 8 oz glass tumbler
1pc stainless steel Dinner Knife 1X 1pc stainles steel Dinner Fork 1X 1pe stainless steel Dessert Spoon 1 X 1pc stainless steel Tea Spoon 
1 X 20cm Noa-Stick Frying Pan 1 X 16cm Non-Stick Saucepan 
1X Tea Towel
1 X Toilet Roll
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 06/08/2026
Weekend reading sorted.
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Sholto David @sholtodavid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A tool used to rephrase plagiarised text changed "final solution" to "mass killing of an ethnic group" in a chemistry paper. Now retracted thanks to a PubPeer user who spotted this. pubpeer.com/publications...
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Ross Burton @burtonini.com · 05/08/2026
Just got my renewal notice for my @404media.co subscription and absolutely their journalism is worth $100/year. Keep up the good work!
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