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A distended pile of bollocks, glistening in the sun.

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10h
This is also why I hate Jon Hamm. He beat and tortured a freshman in the process of hazing that included dragging him around by his genitals that were looped around the claw of a hammer. The pledge suffered severe injuries and dropped out of school. I can’t get over that
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 6h
NEW: ‘It’s an implicit threat’. Lord Tom Watson of Palantir writes to one of its biggest critics -Labour MP @labourlewis.bsky.social - to tell him the surveillance firm is watching him. www.thenerve.news/p/clive-lewi...
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They’re saying: we’re watching you’: MP Clive Lewis reveals Tom Watson has warned him over criticising Palantir
In a letter to his former Labour colleague, the peer, who joined Peter Thiel’s AI company this month, writes: ‘You have made the case against the company more or less continuously’. By Carole Cadwalla...
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OnlyFranz @protopigeon.lol · 20h
The Balrog with a speech bubble which makes it look like he's saying the quoted post, "Gandalf you cunt"
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 17h
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Skybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next time I've done a shit job of something, I'm just going to tell people it's too dangerous to show them. The PowerPoint that I threw together last minute could actually pose a risk to humanity at large
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's hard to imagine a world where Big Trouble in Little China was immediately and overwhelmingly successful (and didn't eventually become a cult classic.) But in the decades since its release, it's revealed itself to have much more staying power than its stiff-lipped adventure peers.
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
I THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING AT FIRST
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pictures of an 11 year old border collie fuckwit in some scenery
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP Alan, you sexy bastard
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Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber Smiling (Die Hard)
Alt: Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber Smiling (Die Hard)
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Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Islington Twins, Chuka and Dubem, owning the style of '79 📷 Janette Beckman
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Hoot Mahoney @chainicin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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Secret Drug Addict @scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be
Tom Morello - "UNCONQUERED (Feat. KNEECAP)" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Tom Morello
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is not great
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I watched this last night. It's terrifying, but hopeful. I feel it's my duty, as a human, to share it. I'd appreciate it if you shared it too. It's specifically made for people in the UK, but it's about everyone, and, the more people see it, the better chance we'll have. www.nebriefing.org/the-film
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National Emergency Briefing
A 50-min film centred around the National Emergency Briefing. The frank facts, but also the huge opportunity if Government steps up and leads a WW2-scale response. Designed to be watched by communitie...
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a total shambles of a human
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is... is he doing the squinty eyes on purpose? Also who the fuck is saluting?
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Red tickseed @redtickseed.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
UK MP dot mp4
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NotSoSunnyD @inherentvice35.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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Cllr Dr Alex Powell @apowelllaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So, just to be clear, Daniel Thomas was: 1- Carrying a knife contrary to section 139 of the Criminal Justice Act 1988 2- Used that knife to commit criminal damage (Criminal Damage act 1971) 3- likely engaged in the criminal offense of endangering Life at Sea (Merchant Shipping Act 1995)
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There’s another in the comments
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it pisses me off when the gangs of clueless racists pretend they're marginalised underdogs. the police, government and media are on your side, they will go to extremes to avoid punishing you, you are playing on easy mode
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Roel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Started watching Sky’s War Game last night where Michael Gove is the PM during the Russian attack and I’m afraid it is just very difficult to watch it without thinking of this, one of the great cartoons ever published
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble.
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just a few days ago this Brexit-supporting, tax-evading bigot was decrying the descent of the UK into international obscurity. Today he's helping to fast-track that decline. The worst kind of bastard on Earth, honestly.
Ratcliffe decries the decline of the UK
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Read thousands more definitions in the 700-page Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited – Viz’s biggest ever encyclopaedia of bad language (and handy for levelling wobbly tables). The perfect gift for yourself or someone you like. Get it here: bit.ly/4pcoTaU #Viz #Comedy #Humour
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cool pic but the first thing that popped into my head was "Tribal Jimmy Savile"
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Avery Hill Publishing @averyhill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fan of The Hard Switch by @odpomery.bsky.social? This is going live at some point today... www.kickstarter.com/projects/ave...
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Coming soon: The Arc Fall by Owen D. Pomery
The much-anticipated sequel to the acclaimed graphic novel The Hard Switch!
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Jsteve @jsteve.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Deep dive on the Ed Sheeran ting.........from DDN www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEbc...
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THE SECRET ULTIMATUM: Ed Sheeran, Macklemore & The Epstein-Linked Billionaire
YouTube video by Double Down News
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Mr Brown @mrbrownetc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LTJ, 1996. Incredible music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6jW...
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LTJ Bukem - KISS FM London - 28 February 1996
YouTube video by Mr Fredericks.
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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a cyclist on UK roads, you can follow every law, cycle responsibly at all times with consideration to others and still be routinely endangered by motorists. Partly because general driving standards are abysmal, but also because you bear the responsibility for other cyclists‘ misdemeanours.
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The whole David Henig *almost* getting run over twice thing serves as a timely reminder that polarisation of public opinion to deranged levels is not a symptom of social media but has been amplified by it.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 16/09/2026
cc: @davidheniguk.bsky.social
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Nick Turse @nickturse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Awkward Dog Stare Meme
ALT: Awkward Dog Stare Meme
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Photographers know what they’re doing with these shots, don’t they. JD working the Big Jim like a trooper
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What?!
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jesus wept “irresponsible cycling community”. Yes, we are a homogenous entity hell bent on causing minor inconvenience to everyone around us.
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Flintlock. Why do all these nerds follow me? I'm not a nerd. @flintlock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The fash in the video are: Stewart Ide. Steven Cassidy. Photos etc. over on the FLAF facebook page.
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