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A distended pile of bollocks, glistening in the sun.

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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 21h
mockup wikipedia battle graphic - Battle of Fairford
w/dates, location Whelford just outside RAF Fairford
Result: Total rout of US forces

Belligerents infobox
One side: US Air Force, RAF, NATO
other side: 5 lads looking for red diesel
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 7h
"Other Mining Related Activities: Unknown" fair tickled me
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 10h
LOL, this is funny as fuck
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jasper, you wee fuck
A border collie named Jasper. He’s engaged in an exercise of futility involving my right arm, a stick and his weak arsed shit.
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Keir Mather?! Who the FUCK put him in charge of anything more than the school fucking tuck shop?! @keirmathermp.bsky.social
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh, having seen the state of U.K. politics recently Curtis, whilst I respect him, can stick that opinion up his arse. Turns out that a lot of these people are ignorant racist fuckers too. The bigger problem is an un checked media representing wealthy interests dictating politics by proxy.
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
good night
Beautifully restored. New springs will launch a baby 35+ feet.
$300 - LYNCHBURG, VA
Victorian baby yeet machine
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sigh. Another one for the logo graveyard
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve burst bigger plukes than that
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I took some peripheral photos of the current state of the world around the Anglia Square demolition. And it happening as well. It’s still fascinating, all the shapes and lines and alignments of a slowly degrading piece of city opening up and showing a bare layered soul as the world walks by.
The arm of one beast through the arm of another. Very black and white. I’m posting these here because Instagram is so utterly fucking pointless for photographers.
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mind back in ~00 when they tore down the old grain mill in Broomhill, Glasgow, and you saw these inside walls that probably no-one had seen for years and the graffitti etc. on the walls. Was one of the largest brick building in Europe at the time IIRC. These pics took me straight back
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Meadowside Granary - Wikipedia
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah yes, I see we’re doing “a Corbyn “ on Zack now. So fucking blatant.
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thick as pig shit?
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No got two Braincells between the four of them
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I storm into reception and adopt my best power stance as one of my bollocks slowly slips out. Women tremble, men cry.
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've hear of Jeans n' sheux, well now there's jorts n' sheux #jns #jeansnsheux
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not a poor workman... I'm a saboteur!
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She escaped her Nazi husband (disguising herself as her own maid became a Hollywood star, then co-developed a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes - the principles of which are incorporated into today’s Bluetooth & GPS technology. BOMBSHELL: THE HEDY LAMARR STORY (2017)
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Art
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Copyright? 🤷‍♂️
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The warning sign for the airbag + child seat is fabulously evocative.
The warning label for a car seat, with three pictures: 
1) a rear-facing car seat with a child in, in front of an airbag. This has a big red circle with a cross through it, indicating not to do this
2) the air bag pushing forward, shown by an arrow, flinging the seat into the air and yeeting the child upwards and forward, head first
3) a hand point at an instruction manual, presumably so you can find out more horrific ways your child can die.
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like panel 3 should be first in this sequence
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just learned that Adam Curtis cut his teeth on That's Life
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bosses who like AI: "Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck."
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is also why I hate Jon Hamm. He beat and tortured a freshman in the process of hazing that included dragging him around by his genitals that were looped around the claw of a hammer. The pledge suffered severe injuries and dropped out of school. I can’t get over that
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEW: ‘It’s an implicit threat’. Lord Tom Watson of Palantir writes to one of its biggest critics -Labour MP @labourlewis.bsky.social - to tell him the surveillance firm is watching him. www.thenerve.news/p/clive-lewi...
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They’re saying: we’re watching you’: MP Clive Lewis reveals Tom Watson has warned him over criticising Palantir
In a letter to his former Labour colleague, the peer, who joined Peter Thiel’s AI company this month, writes: ‘You have made the case against the company more or less continuously’. By Carole Cadwalla...
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 29/09/2026
The Balrog with a speech bubble which makes it look like he's saying the quoted post, "Gandalf you cunt"
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Skybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next time I've done a shit job of something, I'm just going to tell people it's too dangerous to show them. The PowerPoint that I threw together last minute could actually pose a risk to humanity at large
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's hard to imagine a world where Big Trouble in Little China was immediately and overwhelmingly successful (and didn't eventually become a cult classic.) But in the decades since its release, it's revealed itself to have much more staying power than its stiff-lipped adventure peers.
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
I THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING AT FIRST
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pictures of an 11 year old border collie fuckwit in some scenery
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP Alan, you sexy bastard
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Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber Smiling (Die Hard)
Alt: Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber Smiling (Die Hard)
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolute damage
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Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Islington Twins, Chuka and Dubem, owning the style of '79 📷 Janette Beckman
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My Greek malakes looking at my like I just crawled out of satan’s arse for insisting on a proper, hot, coffee in 35 degree heat as they suck on shitty frappes
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Final.pdf
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Hoot Mahoney @chainicin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Preacher?! Wow! That’s carrying some water for a coked up cannibal warlord.
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Secret Drug Addict @scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be
Tom Morello - "UNCONQUERED (Feat. KNEECAP)" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Tom Morello
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You just know who’s playing that guitar when you hear it
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is not great
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I watched this last night. It's terrifying, but hopeful. I feel it's my duty, as a human, to share it. I'd appreciate it if you shared it too. It's specifically made for people in the UK, but it's about everyone, and, the more people see it, the better chance we'll have. www.nebriefing.org/the-film
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National Emergency Briefing
A 50-min film centred around the National Emergency Briefing. The frank facts, but also the huge opportunity if Government steps up and leads a WW2-scale response. Designed to be watched by communitie...
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BUMRAGE @bumrage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/J5IJLIX2wmU?...
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Reebok- Bellys gonna get ya!
YouTube video by James Horseman
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