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@bumbledan.bsky.social
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Just going to hang out and take things easy. Disregard first sentence. Generally easy to get along with, but interact at your own risk.

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 6h
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/09/2026
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
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New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Buddy of mine asked me to post the drawing my youngest daughter, then age 4, made of a fart.
Child’s drawing in red marker of a little kid with curly hair, ridiculously protruding buttocks, from which is expelling a truly impressive amount of atmosphere, accompanied by the sound effect “plurt.”
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15/09/2026
Heavens keep him from these beasts!
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make sure the sound is up.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can't do a day on here about MAHA people being misunderstood. See ya guys tomorrow. Let's hope Tuesday is a better day
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look at this fucking idiot.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddamnit. Tim Curry too?
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Mouse and the Motorcycle, by Beverly Cleary. Started my lifelong love affair with motorcycles at a very young age.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This legit makes me sad.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think they should dig him up and kill him again
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yet another example in the seemingly unending line of reporters with large accounts on here who don't do alt text. And it's even worse when it's Twitter garbage being posted.
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Michelle 🦋 @michellesmoody.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
stole this banger headline from someone who didn’t use alt text
A headline from “them” publication, it shows a photo of Elliot page and his girlfriend on the red carpet what for what I assume is the odyssey. The headline to the photos right says “Elliot Page Is Three Things Transphobes Will Never Be:
Happy, in a Hit Movie, and With a Girlfriend.”
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Politicians just can't help it. I'm not saying they have to celebrate somebody's death, but kissing Lindsey Graham's dead ass is a step too far. Saying nothing would've been best.
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 09/07/2026
I think Platner’s failure to formally withdraw from the race shows exactly what happens when someone says no to him.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
It matters to mention that Philando Castile was killed while obeying a police officer & fully complying with the law.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is magnificent.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🤞🤞🤞
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wishing heatstroke on all the racists and neo-Nazis today.
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Saja Boy Hundo Park!!!
A large blond dog in a gat (Korean traditional hat)
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We can have democracy or the Supreme Court
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Millie has a plan for potholes, but it doesn’t involve fixing them.
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 29/06/2026
This is so utterly fucking stupid. Basically we have a monarchy except when the king tries to fuck with the money, then the bankers get to say no. Unprincipled garbage by a bunch of robed imbeciles
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Mika McKinnon @mikamckinnon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Venezuela quake: The most useful thing to give after a major catastrophe is cash. But it can be tricky figuring out where to send the cash where it’ll have the biggest impact. Local charities with known track records & connections work best, but… they’re the ones also struggling in the aftermath.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If you feel you need to go to Boot Camp to learn how to "pick up women" you have much larger problems going on, and you should probably go talk to a therapist about them.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not only doable, but mandatory.
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Whenever I see stuff like this it always tickles me because I immediately imagine the process of working on it.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's pretty simple. Voters have spoken. Either establishment dems perform, or their shit gets kicked to the curb. 🤷‍♂️
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I stand with every bit of this thread.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dammit this is good.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 21/06/2026
Be a gentleman, not a jackass.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My dad is deader than a door nail and has been for 31 years. He was an excellent dad who had a Masters degree in horse trading anything and everything. My scavenger gene is from his side of the family. I'm also a dad, with two daughters who have made me the happiest father on the planet.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Goddamnit I forgot. Alt text: a brown cake shaped like the Rosetta Stone with ancient writing writing, sitting on a white plate on the corner of a black table. A honey colored hardwood floor in the background.
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Outstanding.
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Polly Mackenzie @pollymackenzie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
happy father’s day to elon musk. enjoy checking your phone all day to see if notifications are on.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Also: LOL GET REKT SORBO
Image from the American Library Association poster auction of a poster with Xena that says "vanquish ignorance, Read". Current bid is $110. Poster of Gabrielle from Xena that says Share A Story Share the Legacy. Current bid: $110Poster of Kevin Sorbo as Hercules that says "conquer mythology, Read" current bid: $1
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fort Worth Zoo welcomed two orphaned black bears in spring of 2025, Cinnamon and Raisin. They have a big pool in their Piney Woods habitat & a smaller pool inside their enclosure. This video captures the difference between the siblings: Raisin is calm, Cinnamon is chaos. (📷: Keeper Cynthia)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 18/06/2026
Wonderful
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Woman deputy to the other nine deputies: "we can't take him to jail, he's naked." Me in my birthday suit standing handcuffed on my driveway while being surrounded by said deputies : "That's some fine police work there, Lou." All my neighbors standing in the street watching: "lmao"
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ずーいち.Zooich🍄 @zooich.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
wild drummer #drums #drummer #drum
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Win or lose, everybody goes home happy.
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
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