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Bugsy Hansen

@bugsyhansen.bsky.social
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i make dolphin wetsuits and sell mini coopers.

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
goodness the packers are ass. yuck.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
actually, what gausmann is doing is admirable. take the pressure off, allow the bullpen to pitch in low pressure moments. chess vs. checkers
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bullpen cant blow the game if you give it up early #cubs
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Big Brain Meme Gesture
ALT: Big Brain Meme Gesture
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I fuckin hate baseball
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
[real bad mood voice] i sure hope this garbage bag doesn’t rip on the way out to the garb oh well would you look at that
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Javy Assad > skubal. As the gods intended
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The Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🌲🇵🇸 @thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Man at party in corner meme

They don't know
I'm literally
Shitting on the floor

Oh my god
he literally just took a shit in my living room


What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cubs situational hitting is 👍👍👍
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sometimes all you need is a BLT 
B: Quit your job
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sick and tired of the government telling me how to live my life
How can you avoid this infection?
The CDC has two major tips.
First, avoid consuming food or water that may be contaminated with feces.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
you: I can't believe my favorite artist made a shitty song a Neil Young fan: yesssss this sucks so fucking much, he's still got it
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You can just be nice and people will like you for it.
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Jordan Bastian @bastianmlb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Pete Crow-Armstrong launches his 20th homer of the season. He now has a 20-20 season in back-to-back years. First Cub to do that since Sammy Sosa (1993-95). PCA is the 1st MLB player to go 20-20 before the All-Star break since Alfonso Soriano in 2002-03.
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Prof. Nicole Holliday @mixedlinguist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is the best of who we are and what we represent. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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In the United States, Every World Cup Team Is a Home Team (Gift Article)
At block parties, backyards and beer halls, an expanded tournament gave immigrant diasporas large and small the chance to revel in support of their home countries.
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
😁😁😁😁
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
baseball is such a dumb game.
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 25/06/2026
anyone else notice that Lindsey Buckingham looks like they yassified Beavis
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
bing bong (via sidetalk)
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Looks very ominous
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
rooting for both teams somehow.
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
our game tonight @cubsbot.bsky.social
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
You can't fool me I'm not paying attention.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The two best days in a boat owner's life are the day they buy the boat and the day they sail past an isolated island inhabited by bird-like women with hauntingly enchanted voices.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A dog is smoking along with his owner. Another man walks by and asks "hey man, should your dog be smoking?" The owner of the dog says "don't worry. They're dog cigarettes."
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
my favorite baseball team is very much ass right now. its not enjoyable.
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Mo Dakhil @modakhilnba.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
HOLY SHIT!
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i will just presume that the brewers have incriminating photos of the cubs players and are blackmailing them in this series.
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
kinda busy here at work...let me check in on the cubs game real quick..... no thank you.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
despite how great and poignant the Nirvana unplugged show was, the Alice In Chains one is even better. banger after banger stripped down and beautifully done. this version of Over Now is one of the best recordings ever
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
When the bartender apologizes for the wait.
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Bugsy Hansen @bugsyhansen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
oh thats a really dissapointing at bat carson. :(
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Jay Arnold @jayarnold.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A squirrel on the track has delayed the start of NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series qualifying.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
I’ve never felt more betrayed by my body than when I found out I snore. This is what you do when I’m not watching? You act rude?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
That’s the thing about Alex Jones. He spent 15 years saying, “There are going to be guys on the streets wearing masks, shoving you in the back of a van and putting you on a black site.” Then all that shit happened and he was like, “Amazing. Cool. Let’s go.”

Functionally, the stuff he was worrying about took place, and he liked it. That’s become an issue for a lot of his fans. They’re getting everything they want, and the world sucks shit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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