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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️

@budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol
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Not a zombie. Never been a zombie, so stop asking. Can bite you and it would be totally fine. Brains? Yeah I like em... for thinking! He/him PFP by @dsoart.com

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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 6h
Idk why, but I've been getting intense cravings all day. But we are LOCKING IN, folks. No mint flavored chemicals gonna beat MY ass, no sir.
Vape free for 13 days
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 13/10/2026
Oooo it has a bluesky link. Let's see what the robot is posti- HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 13/10/2026
When im hungry but it's still a couple hours til lunch
Dying knight with arrows in back
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 12/10/2026
Smug soyjack with speech bubble
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 11/10/2026
GOKU STOP! He can stay now. He's cool.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 11/10/2026
Days and days of this shit. Like you cannot be for real.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 11/10/2026
Like is this other account YOUR account and are you jerking yourself off day after day or is it someone else and you're just jerking each other off? Or maybe y'all are bots?
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 10/10/2026
Bzzzt, wrongo
Merriam Webster definition, plagiarism "to steal and pass off the ideas or words of another as ones own"
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 10/10/2026
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 10/10/2026
Burt Reynolds
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 10/10/2026
This is an 18 post thread in response to a 33 post thread talking about a Harry Potter anime fan thing that Twitter wont shut the fuck about, way overthinking porn and the right and feminism etc. If you find yourself writing anything like this: Stop. You have been online too long.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 09/10/2026
This u?
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 09/10/2026
Israel is fucking evil and should not exist.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 09/10/2026
Op's reply over Sephiroth
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 09/10/2026
Vape free for 7 daysThis shit ain't nothing to me man from Dracula Flow
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 09/10/2026
Scrib doon, idiot.
Biddy Blas
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 09/10/2026
Biddy Blas is single-handedly saving Star Wars as a franchise.
Biddy Blas from Galactic Racer with an arrow pointing to him and a border in the style of those scam ads that says "This ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicken and basically you are fucning stupid"
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 09/10/2026
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 08/10/2026
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 08/10/2026
If you act fast, get a cum top for your cum fit.
$385 (40% off!) Madison Margiela cum blasted hoodie
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 08/10/2026
But these are way cheaper and have way more cum?
Basketcase $130 pants that are absolutely cum blasted
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 08/10/2026
Oh wow, what an incredible deal! Save $185 off dirty cummed-on jeans!
Acne Studios Loose Fit Jeans, looking like absolute shit, $435 (30% off!)
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 07/10/2026
JESUS CHRIST
The freaky ass new poster for You Can See Everything with Elizabeth Holmes way too close to the camera and Nathan Fielder blurry and looking at her in the background
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 07/10/2026
I know why.
Loadsamoney
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 04/10/2026
They keep coming up with new and exciting ways for dudes to rock.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 04/10/2026
I am gonna have so much diarrhea.
Imos deluxe with hot wings and ranch
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 01/10/2026
So long, gay bowser
Vape with a white monster in the trash
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 30/09/2026
I think we need to build some of them fancy robits they had in War of the Worlds.
Newt Gingrich
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 30/09/2026
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 30/09/2026
I didnt even get to say "fuck you" one last time 😔
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 30/09/2026
YO. I didnt even get to say anything to him!
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 30/09/2026
He died for our sins 😔
Gabumon crucified
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026
Wait... is that middle guy the new Charlie Kirk or are all three of then Charlie Kirk because we are all Charlie Kirk?
Three assholes on Real America's Voice "The Charlie Kirk Show"
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/09/2026
DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE
M249 SAW Para with bipod with the Trans flag as a backdrop
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/09/2026
This is the guy that thinks you're an idiot about economics.
Stancil posted "Guys no one doubts that OpenAI and Anthropic are responsible if their models go rogue. 

The problem is that until VERY recently, it was not accepted that it was possible for a bunch of machines to escape virtual captivity, illicitly communicate, collectively strategize, and hack real-world systems"
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026
NO! NOOOOO!
Obi Wan "you were the chosen one" scene
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026
How many, motherfucker?
Orca giving a stank eye
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026
Ben Shapiro samurai sword dot jaypeg
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026
One of these but there's Xanax in every thingy.
Capsule machine
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026
Is he deleting replies now or what is going on here?
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026
Good effort with the bit, bud. You dont look mad at all.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 24/09/2026
Thomas the Tank Engine lookin ass
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 24/09/2026
This coffee tastes like shit.
Guy smiling at his coffee
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 24/09/2026
Belgium is a little slow on the uptake, I see.
Financial Times headline: "Trump's US no longer a reliable ally, warns Belgium in leaked document"
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 23/09/2026
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 23/09/2026
Its like a studio ghibli film wow wow wow
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 23/09/2026
You people are delusional.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 23/09/2026
This shit is indistinguishable from crypto bro nonsense.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 23/09/2026
They put fucking "Marijuana Use" under my "problems" right next to panic attacks and social anxiety. GUYS THAT THING HELPS THE OTHER TWO THINGS.
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