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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 2h

it sounds like you confused sammy booble bobble instead of hookie dookie for the song you heard that was by the band van halen on the track title. liaten if this is what they want out there this is van halen

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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 3h

and? that’s good, to me

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 3h

its like hes trying to sing while squeezing his cheeks trying to hold a mud pie in

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 3h

im sorry but van halen sucks so bad. it sounds like a drunk guy on every song that has something either up or coming out of his ass

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 5h

its ableist to not also road rage at handicap plated cars

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 23h

i asked the google in my car to open snapchat and the new ai sounding voice said "sure opening snapchat" then nothing happened. i hope the ai doesn't start trying to complete this impossible task then reprogramm my car to mine bitcoin

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you're in your car driving and you gotta turn left thats fucked. at some point you did something wrong

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i got these usb-c wired apple ear buds now. i plugged them into my charger and listened to my house

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

no shit captain fuck balls are u kidding me? public appointed type financial advisor advice.

notification from credit karma "you may be overpaying on card interest"

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

best ways to get out of buying from a lemonade stand. ill start. "no thanks kid im a republican"

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what is a gender? i dont want it at my party

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i wish ads were more realistic debt got you feeling like kys? give us a call

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

its like a documentary but its a book

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my girl came home with something called the ick???

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

and my stomach is sick as hes touching her bread

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ive been here for almost 4 years and feel involved that we call them skeets. i no longer call them that because i simply hate what twitter is now. its actually crazy this is still a thing i love it

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ive made an album over the summer and its been so fun. ive only ever made music with other people as a drummer/singer. ive been creating non-serious fun little electronic songs for over 10 years now for myself and friends. im finally confident in my craft and have my own sound.

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

100° in late september is pretty weird for where im from. im not bitching im very used to the heat here its just nuts how i cant ever remember it being this hot this far after meteorological summer being over. we really are fucking up the planet quickly.

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

hi its me your favorite marjorie taylor greene on the internet

selfie: me an average white man sitting in my car gray shirt tortoise shell glasses, a brown mustache. Brown curly hair, brown eyes. Nose pierced, a can tab earring. A fake silver chained necklace.

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

your desire for fall and cute sweaters with pants is an indicator of how gay you are

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

this post was good man. it didn't deserve to flop like it did. im done paying for bluesky

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

are balls supposed to taste like that???

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

you ever wonder how many farts the britches you buy from the thrift store hold?

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

finally cooled off enough to wear this cool thrift find hehehe

crew sweatshirt that says eat right. Exercise. Die anyway.

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

theyre saying charlie kirk will be included in gta6

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

absolutely blows my neck its the first kirkiversary. today in his honor im going to debate special education students at my local middle school and call them dumb.

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

the throat singing rap songs about fishing and being a badass are exactly what those types of people needed. they can now exist outside of the rest of us in their own echo chamber. the type of people that have custom android keyboards that shoot bullets as you type the buttons with flames everywhere

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

social credit score? is that like how hot they are?

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

honestly that year flew by. charlie kirk reunion is already here. blew my mind a little bit

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i canceled plans with my friends and family to take care of my roomates dog because he told me 2 months ago he needed my help. now we are in a domestic violence type fight as two men because 4 days before he's leaving town he's leaving his animal with someone else. am i valid to be pissed off?

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last summer i tried being a runner and quiclly realized that shit is legit expensive. i went through 2 pairs of shoes in 2 months. thats 1 shoe a week.

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