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I ordered the jerk, she said you are what you eat. Louisville, KY

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Brian @bschnizz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Travis Kelce is a fantastic football player and by all accounts seems to be a decent enough guy. Still doesn’t change the fact that he’s cringe af and tries way too hard to be funny. But anyway, congrats to Taylor and Travis.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me getting mad thinking about Belgium for the next 4 days
Homer Simpson saying “stupid sexy Flanders!”
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Brian @bschnizz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is the energy I’m bringing to the midterms. I need the democratic politicians to follow suit.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
On the weather app, days where there is a small chance of overnight rain but it will otherwise be sunny during waking hours should not be represented by the little rainy cloud thumbnail. Bad for morale.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is … the best local TV political coverage I’ve ever seen
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2025
Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded theonion.com/ted-cru...
Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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Tess Owen @tessowen.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
cant believe that this response from a sitting member of Congress from Florida, to one of his Dem colleagues, is real
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If this Epstein controversy goes on much longer some Houthis are definitely getting bombed.
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Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸 @gaughen.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Kevin Durant is officially a Houston Rocket today. NBA Rainbow Challenge complete 😂 (via Mark Jackson’s Burner) #NBA
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Ed Poole @edpoole1975.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
When was the last time a party of the right was encouraged to select a leader that could appeal to the left? Yet every time a party of the left has a leadership race, being able to appeal to the right is supposedly massively important. Not having it. Let's stop watering ourselves down.
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Brian @bschnizz.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Thoughts and prayers as a response from our leaders regarding potentially avoidable tragedies really pisses me off. Unicorns and pixie dust to you too, sir. However, what actionable items are you going to pursue to prevent these tragedies? Vote them all out #ThisIsAmerica
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Just a reminder, you’re probably making a bigger impact than you think. For example, I’m willing to bet that basically none of you went to space for 11 minutes this week
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Andrew K. Gardner @akgardner.com · 03/07/2025
This is the funny thing to me. Older political pundits keep acting shocked that younger generations are seeing socialism and communism as a positive. But the right has been labeling just basic functioning society as socialism for decades! Of course it sounds good!
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Dammit, now I'm sad, too.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I can't be the only person who sees USMNT and sings U. S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
If you ever see John Roberts in person and don’t tell him to go fuck himself, you’ll regret it forever.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2025
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
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Brian @bschnizz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I’m honestly the only driver in metro Detroit today that drove on I-96 and decided NOT to get in a wreck. Jfc, you’ve gotta be kidding me. Both east and west bound. Spent the last 2.5 hours in the car
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Brian @bschnizz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I just recently relocated and started working in Detroit, and I am already so freaking tired of the traffic. Motor City? More like Standing Traffic City. Amirite?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
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Brian @bschnizz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
First base ump totally f’ed the Cards with that call. Garbage. Louisville Super Regional #LouMia
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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Guy Kawasaki @guykawasaki.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.” — Greek proverb
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This Is Embarrassing And Disturbing… 🇨🇦🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇩🇰🇳🇱🇫🇷 Canada, Germany, England, Denmark, Netherlands, and France all have travel advisory warnings for visiting America. Let that sink in.
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Brian @bschnizz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“The only thing Trump had in common with Jesus is that they both hung out with the prostitutes and the sinners. Only Jesus was trying to save the prostitutes and Trump was trying to sleep with them.” This is the greatest quote I randomly had fed to my Instagram feed. Lol, epic.
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Sunderland AFC @safc.com · 24/05/2025
SUNDERLAND AFC ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!! 😍😍😍
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Brian @bschnizz.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Rahm doing his typical municipal golfer impression on these last three holes. Dude is mimicking my game lol. #PGA2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Outside of Firefox I hate to admit it but Edge is actually quite good these days Edging hours at a time is amazing.
When you occiasinaly launch Edge on accident

Rita repulsa :ahh after ten thousand years I'm free"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Feels like just in my lifetime the tech industry went from solving problems to pretending to solve problems, to creating problems
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
ROBOPRIEST (2026)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2025
Trumpers celebrating the S&P breaking even for the year to date
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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
My day
Aqua Teen Hunger Force meme where Milkshake is talking to Nugget and says I Am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I respect all these password managers trying to alert me that my passwords have been found in data breaches but I’ve decided to just live and let live. Those passwords are free now
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
At least we have this to look forward to…
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
He's a 10 but he doesn't clack the tongs together a few times before using them
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents. What the fuck are we doing here?
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I  know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Skinner meme:

ARE WE OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE MEANING OF CHRISTIANITY?

NO, IT'S THE POPE WHO'S WRONG.*
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*
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Brian @bschnizz.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Dude. Some of the clips of the Kash Patel hearing circulating on social media today are alarming and down right scary. Dude is totally incompetent, as is this entire cabinet. They don’t give a fuck about the constitution or law. They simply don’t care & no one is holding them accountable.
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 08/05/2025
You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.
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