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Bruce Ediger

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Pro-Skub. Passionate about Xiphactinus, and Big Boxes of Old Cables. I miss my 13W3. bruceediger.com github.com/bediger4000

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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/04/2026
I think it is important to always keep top of mind that a large part of the reason all the billionaires radicalized is because white collar workers wanted more mental health days during the height of a global pandemic
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Sin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The song Stacy's Mom is about the actor Stacy Keach. The singer was dating Stacy Keach, but the bisexual pull of Mrs. Keach was too powerful. Look man idk who this post is for but this is what you signed up for when you followed me.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now
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William H. Devereaux @whdevreaux.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/11/2024
Whenever people post "what job would you have in Star Wars" my answer is "I'd be writing memos to the Grand Moff explaining why we need more Microsoft Office licenses" and well here we are.
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Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sternberg museum is fantastic! Don't close it!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hello! The Onion is hosting Free Handouts parties in five cities over the next month! Free drinks, free snacks, and other free stuff for people who never seem to get that sort of thing. Onion members from New York, Seattle, Chicago, LA, or SF: Check your email for a signup link! It'll be fun.
A Party for the 99% with The Onion and Wealth Inequality in America.
9/29: New York
10/6: Seattle
10/14: Chicago
10/20: LA
10/22: SF
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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Pacific Antifascist Research Collective @pacantifa.is · 21/09/2026
Meet ICE agent Steve Rivas, of Chicago, IL. Rivas is one of the agents who brutalized the U.S. citizen in Evanston yesterday. Rivas has been involved in multiple questionable use of force incidents in Illinois and Minnesota. Rivas and his wife have been active in the local Chicago swingers scene.
An ICE officer with salt-and-pepper hair and goatee wearing a "Fugitive Operations" patch.Plain clothed federal agents including Steve Rivas (black beanie with glasses) tackle and arrest a man after a short foot chase in the lobby of the Hennepin County Government Center in Minneapolis, on Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2026. (Anthony Souffle/Star Tribune via AP)MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA - JANUARY 13: A federal agent [Steve Rivas] exits his car on January 13, 2026 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The Trump administration has deployed over 2,400 Department of Homeland Security agents to the state of Minnesota in a push to apprehend undocumented immigrants. (Photo by Stephen Maturen/Getty Images)AdultHub page

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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this doesn’t even rhyme
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Folderal Conspiracy, Esq @folderalconspiracy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Every FBI agent who joins the Bureau after this point should be referred to in this manner: John Smith, who joined the Bureau after they relaxed the rules against bestiality in 2026, said today that...
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s probably going to work out great for the reputation of the FBI now that you can just assume every agent is into bestiality
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WCVB NewsCenter 5, Boston @wcvb5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism | Click on the image to read the full story
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Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism
Sifting through hundreds of rolls of toilet paper, one Illinois police department has issued a warning following a recent uptick in pre-homecoming week vandalism.
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Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are these related to screwheaded dongwonglers?
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NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo @originalist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
under-appreciated dynamic is elite pundits "flat out just find the left interpersonally irritating in a way they do not find the right a lot of the talk of a vibe shift was wish-casting their irritants away. willing to acquiesce to democracy's being dismantled as a result bsky.app/profile/last...
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Brown Thumb Having Scientist @chillyhibiscus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had to explain the Harry Potter fanfic sex cult to my mother last night as we spoke on the phone. I also had to explain QAnon I am so tired of having to explain this shit to my mother.
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Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a good angle. That knowledge would be demoralizing. Also, suppose your friend got DQ'ed for bestiality, and now some obese MAGA chud gets accepted. Think of those who were rejected for bestiality? How do you think they feel?
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 15/09/2026
Holy shit, what the fuck is this and where did it crawl from
It's like two giant maggots fucking
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Grunch for Senate
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 14/09/2026
Trump has only declared victory in the Iran war once this month. Concerning.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NEW: CO GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx faces a potential record $51k fine for repeated campaign finance violations. The state is making closing arguments at a three day hearing now. The state says the problem started at the top with Marx's ignorance and nonchalance about the law.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gotta love Cam Skattebo man. He's like if Thomas the Tank Engine snorted cocaine and lost his emergency brake.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...
Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jon Husted’s staffer took part in “Nazi military exercises” & had a “Tales from Rhodesia” Spotify playlist. The fact that significant swathes of the media ignore the multiple major Republican campaign staffers outed as Neo-Nazis (to focus on Hasan Piker instead) is journalistic malpractice.
Nazi military exercise from 2018 that Husted's staffer took part in. Credit: The Libs are Resisting
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 12/09/2026
What are “Girls, Girls, Girls” if not the proletariat rising up against the bourgeoisie?
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Italian chef loading penne into a gun, preparing to commit pastacide
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So the GOP is celebrating a guy who created a darknet marketplace for heroin and meth, and put out multiple muder-for-hire contacts to conceal his crimes.
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Travis View @travisview.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two hundred years ago today, William Morgan was detained at this location, the former site of Danold’s Tavern in Batavia, NY, on a trumped-up theft charge. Freemasons were in the process of kidnapping Morgan as punishment for threatening to publish Masonic secrets. This scheme horribly backfired.
Batavia, NYWilliam Morgans Illustrations of Masonry
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Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is a good episode. You should listen to it.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reports say that Cage was protected from harm by the Portapotty in which he sleeps
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris
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ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 🌈 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
ZHUGE LIANG LONGZHONG PLAN LETS GO
BENEVOLENCE BENEVOLENCE EVERYWHERE
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Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hate that companies didn't learn the lesson of 2006, when Microsoft disbanded the Internet Explorer team because they essentially owned the entire web. Use Firefox.
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m a scientist, so I very rarely say that anything is 100% certain. It is 100% certain that no human being on this earth could defeat a chimp in hand-to-hand combat. I can’t believe this comes up periodically.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Odd that this is being framed as new. We've previously reported on Victor Marx's claim that while left alone in a prison cell with a juvenile girl, Satan spoke with him before he cast the demon off the child www.9news.com/article/news...
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Fietser Brandon @americanfietser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I gotta be honest, one reason I look forward to replacing our current car with an EV is to get away from the filthy gas pumps. They're disgusting.
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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
2. I've heard of 2. Good thing I'm retiring.
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Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Listening to Computer History Museum's 4:31 interview with Ken Thompson. He pronounces ed (The Standard Unix Text Editor) as "ee dee", not like the nickname of Edward. Also, Thompson couldn't divide 60 by 12, a true programmer!
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
whether or not AI is on the verge of super sentience or just a plagiarism machine i am still not sure i want either one plugged into everything. it's alive! it's so dangerous! it might kill us! it's a mechanical turk! it's just faking! and it's plugged into things that can kill us
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Protos @protos.com · 27/08/2026
Justin Sun is suing a movie actress for not giving him her eggs protos.com/justin-sun-i...
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Justin Sun is suing a movie actress for not giving him her eggs
Justin Sun is claiming that he wined and dined Jing Tian and offered her 30 million yuan for her eggs before she welched on the deal.
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