Reposted by Bruce EdigerListen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/04/2026I think it is important to always keep top of mind that a large part of the reason all the billionaires radicalized is because white collar workers wanted more mental health days during the height of a global pandemic 0445
Reposted by Bruce EdigerBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414468674
Reposted by Bruce EdigerGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 199181025064
Reposted by Bruce EdigerSin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The song Stacy's Mom is about the actor Stacy Keach. The singer was dating Stacy Keach, but the bisexual pull of Mrs. Keach was too powerful. Look man idk who this post is for but this is what you signed up for when you followed me. 2319511
Reposted by Bruce Edigerdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now 133747
Reposted by Bruce EdigerWilliam H. Devereaux @whdevreaux.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/11/2024Whenever people post "what job would you have in Star Wars" my answer is "I'd be writing memos to the Grand Moff explaining why we need more Microsoft Office licenses" and well here we are. 732228
Reposted by Bruce EdigerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hello! The Onion is hosting Free Handouts parties in five cities over the next month! Free drinks, free snacks, and other free stuff for people who never seem to get that sort of thing. Onion members from New York, Seattle, Chicago, LA, or SF: Check your email for a signup link! It'll be fun. 491005203
Reposted by Bruce EdigerThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-… 305117711
Reposted by Bruce EdigerCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.” 23845581211
Reposted by Bruce EdigerPacific Antifascist Research Collective @pacantifa.is · 21/09/2026Meet ICE agent Steve Rivas, of Chicago, IL. Rivas is one of the agents who brutalized the U.S. citizen in Evanston yesterday. Rivas has been involved in multiple questionable use of force incidents in Illinois and Minnesota. Rivas and his wife have been active in the local Chicago swingers scene. 10413247
Reposted by Bruce EdigerFolderal Conspiracy, Esq @folderalconspiracy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Every FBI agent who joins the Bureau after this point should be referred to in this manner: John Smith, who joined the Bureau after they relaxed the rules against bestiality in 2026, said today that... 1347
Reposted by Bruce EdigerSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s probably going to work out great for the reputation of the FBI now that you can just assume every agent is into bestiality 4487588
Reposted by Bruce EdigerWCVB NewsCenter 5, Boston @wcvb5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism | Click on the image to read the full storywcvb.comPolice in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalismSifting through hundreds of rolls of toilet paper, one Illinois police department has issued a warning following a recent uptick in pre-homecoming week vandalism. 32526967
Reposted by Bruce EdigerNYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo @originalist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026under-appreciated dynamic is elite pundits "flat out just find the left interpersonally irritating in a way they do not find the right a lot of the talk of a vibe shift was wish-casting their irritants away. willing to acquiesce to democracy's being dismantled as a result bsky.app/profile/last... 26316
Reposted by Bruce EdigerBrown Thumb Having Scientist @chillyhibiscus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I had to explain the Harry Potter fanfic sex cult to my mother last night as we spoke on the phone. I also had to explain QAnon I am so tired of having to explain this shit to my mother. 4725
Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is a good angle. That knowledge would be demoralizing. Also, suppose your friend got DQ'ed for bestiality, and now some obese MAGA chud gets accepted. Think of those who were rejected for bestiality? How do you think they feel? 010
Reposted by Bruce Ediger Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 15/09/2026Holy shit, what the fuck is this and where did it crawl from 14663
Reposted by Bruce EdigerDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 14/09/2026Trump has only declared victory in the Iran war once this month. Concerning. 61444328
Reposted by Bruce EdigerKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 14/09/2026NEW: CO GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx faces a potential record $51k fine for repeated campaign finance violations. The state is making closing arguments at a three day hearing now. The state says the problem started at the top with Marx's ignorance and nonchalance about the law. 31727171
Reposted by Bruce EdigerChris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Gotta love Cam Skattebo man. He's like if Thomas the Tank Engine snorted cocaine and lost his emergency brake. 0488
Reposted by Bruce EdigerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel... 6749131108
Reposted by Bruce EdigerMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 484297707654
Reposted by Bruce EdigerHunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Jon Husted’s staffer took part in “Nazi military exercises” & had a “Tales from Rhodesia” Spotify playlist. The fact that significant swathes of the media ignore the multiple major Republican campaign staffers outed as Neo-Nazis (to focus on Hasan Piker instead) is journalistic malpractice. 511657462
Reposted by Bruce EdigerSteve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 12/09/2026What are “Girls, Girls, Girls” if not the proletariat rising up against the bourgeoisie? 1301
Reposted by Bruce EdigerJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So the GOP is celebrating a guy who created a darknet marketplace for heroin and meth, and put out multiple muder-for-hire contacts to conceal his crimes. 14639421374
Reposted by Bruce EdigerTravis View @travisview.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Two hundred years ago today, William Morgan was detained at this location, the former site of Danold’s Tavern in Batavia, NY, on a trumped-up theft charge. Freemasons were in the process of kidnapping Morgan as punishment for threatening to publish Masonic secrets. This scheme horribly backfired. 212225
Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is a good episode. You should listen to it. 000
Reposted by Bruce EdigerBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that 292670273
Reposted by Bruce EdigerDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Reports say that Cage was protected from harm by the Portapotty in which he sleeps 10828
Reposted by Bruce EdigerBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris 372889354
Reposted by Bruce EdigerZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 🌈 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 24/03/2025ZHUGE LIANG LONGZHONG PLAN LETS GO 0264
Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I hate that companies didn't learn the lesson of 2006, when Microsoft disbanded the Internet Explorer team because they essentially owned the entire web. Use Firefox. 110
Reposted by Bruce EdigerClaire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m a scientist, so I very rarely say that anything is 100% certain. It is 100% certain that no human being on this earth could defeat a chimp in hand-to-hand combat. I can’t believe this comes up periodically. 142974116
Reposted by Bruce EdigerKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Odd that this is being framed as new. We've previously reported on Victor Marx's claim that while left alone in a prison cell with a juvenile girl, Satan spoke with him before he cast the demon off the child www.9news.com/article/news...9news.com 2935486
Reposted by Bruce EdigerFietser Brandon @americanfietser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I gotta be honest, one reason I look forward to replacing our current car with an EV is to get away from the filthy gas pumps. They're disgusting. 1529512
Reposted by Bruce EdigerJimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck 13498201832
Bruce Ediger @bruceediger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Listening to Computer History Museum's 4:31 interview with Ken Thompson. He pronounces ed (The Standard Unix Text Editor) as "ee dee", not like the nickname of Edward. Also, Thompson couldn't divide 60 by 12, a true programmer! 000
Reposted by Bruce EdigerStan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General. 13171281558
Reposted by Bruce Edigerdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026whether or not AI is on the verge of super sentience or just a plagiarism machine i am still not sure i want either one plugged into everything. it's alive! it's so dangerous! it might kill us! it's a mechanical turk! it's just faking! and it's plugged into things that can kill us 2177053
Reposted by Bruce EdigerProtos @protos.com · 27/08/2026Justin Sun is suing a movie actress for not giving him her eggs protos.com/justin-sun-i...protos.comJustin Sun is suing a movie actress for not giving him her eggsJustin Sun is claiming that he wined and dined Jing Tian and offered her 30 million yuan for her eggs before she welched on the deal. 2314