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Chris Hilling

@cityonahilling.bsky.social
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Follower of Jesus. Watcher of sports. Facepalmer at modern US politics. 🏈:🐊🐆 , 🏀: 🪄

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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rooting for the Saints to block a punt for Steve Gleason tonight.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"ThE JaGs OnLy WoN CuZ ChAsE wAs oUt." Like Tee Higgins wouldn't be the top option on most other teams and Burrow wasn't throwing dots to Gesicki and complete unknowns.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Florida never should've been ranked in the top ten. Either their start to this season was fool's gold or they got cocky and thought they could beat Missouri easily. Sumrall has a LOT of explaining to do for an effort this poor.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What an ugly first half by the Gators. They came out flat on defense and had no answers once Mizzou took away Jadan Baugh. Let's see how they overcome the first adversity they've faced all season.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With every toy getting a movie, how long until we get Revenge of Furby starring Evan Peters?
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I ended up putting on the Westwood One broadcast and it's been fantastic.
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I SPECIFICALLY SAID I ONLY WANT THE YOGURT CUPS THAT HAVE THE LITTLE REESES PIECES IN THEM. I DONT LIKE THE ONES WITH THE M&MS. I DONT LIKE THE TEXTURE OF M&MS IN A DAIRY SAUCE. I SAID REESES. PIECES. AND WHEN I OPEN THE FRIDGE WHAT DO I SEE?
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Spanish broadcast just called him "Big Boy Darnell Washington" multiple times like they thought "Big Boy" was part of his government name. 😂
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to switch to the Spanish broadcast. I can't take this anymore.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Glazing an unrepentant sexual assaulter would've been bad any week, but it's especially tone deaf with Cornell still fresh in everyone's mind. I don't normally care that much about announcing teams, but this is unacceptable by Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit treating Deshaun Watson like any other QB, and nary a mention of two dozen sexual assault allegations as part of an already disgusting “redemption” arc they’ve spent all night trying to weave is really gross.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It feels gross hearing Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit describe Deshaun Watson as a victim who overcame adversity.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That was a LOUD "WTF?" from Rodgers. 😂
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aaron Rodgers looking at the sideline every time he gets sacked:
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me as a Jags fan thinking about what Trevor Lawrence can do to this Eagles defense if Case Keenum is carving them up:
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Shrek's Rizz Face
ALT: Shrek's Rizz Face
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Things I'll never take for granted again after this surgery: *Breathing through my nose. *Blowing my nose. *Sleeping on my side.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Cam Skattebo runs like Cocaine Bear, Matthew Stafford runs like Winnie the Pooh. "Oh bother, the pocket is collapsing."
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大変!プーさん
ALT: 大変!プーさん
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can believe that Jared Goff eats Little Caesars more than I can believe any other professional athlete endorsement.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Collinsworth: "Davis Webb needs to apologize to Bo Nix, Sean Payton, God, and my wife for ever thinking he could call plays at the NFL level." Tirico: "Second down Broncos."
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want Carrie Underwood to write a song about the WORST game every week. "All cool, afternoon, let's give it a try The Falcons and Titans gonna lay down and die..."
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Brent 3-1 @jagman13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trevor is undefeated in the Prowlers just saying
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For the Jags fans criticizing Trevor's kneel down: With the scoreboard the way it is, I wouldn't have cared if he pulled down his pants and took a 💩 in the end zone.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TUTEN WITH THE DAGGER.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trevor taking a knee at the one was almost more disrespectful than getting the touchdown. 😂
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Andrew Callahan @andrewcallahan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mack Hollins' taunting penalty after he set up 4th-and-1 inside the red zone is the cherry on top of today's dumbass football sundae.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How do you get flagged for taunting down 28-3?
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I CELEBRATED THAT TRAVIS HUNTER PICK TOO HARD AND HURT MYSELF!!!!!
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DAMMIT TREVOR.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I might need to trade my BTJ Rivalries jersey in for a Josh Cameron one. 😂
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Casey Ayers @casey.app · 27/09/2026
Pretty convinced at this point that they’re going to try to ship off BTJ before the trade deadline if the comp is right.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this rate, I expect every receiver the Jags draft in the sixth round to contribute.
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Brent 3-1 @jagman13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Run the ball Liam. Stop being an idiot
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Liam is a good coach, but he galaxy brains his play calls too much for my liking. He's gotta quit trying to outsmart himself if the Jags are ever gonna do anything meaningful.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I picked the Bengals in my survivor pool today. Uh-oh...
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN WE GET A SACK??!! This pass rush is anemic.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We really wasted a second round pick on a tight end whose only contribution through the first three games was a chop block. Is it too early to cut Boerkircher?
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need Boobie Feaster to make the NFL and catch a touchdown from Mitch Trubisky at some point.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Raiola was easily the most overqualified backup QB in college football and that's showing tonight.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm sorry. USC has a gentleman named Boobie Feaster on their roster?
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Man's Joyful Giggle
ALT: Man's Joyful Giggle
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NO GARBAGE TIME POINTS FOR YOU TRINIDAD!!!!
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
ALT: Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pete Golding just looks stunned
Pete Golding, looking stunned
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Ben Koo @bkoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This play is what is going bring College Gameday to Iowa. If so, ESPN avoids what would likely be 5 SEC schools in a row.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FIFTY BURGER IN GAINESVILLE.
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Albert Gator: Yes Thumbs Up! Daumen Hoch!
ALT: Albert Gator: Yes Thumbs Up! Daumen Hoch!
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's still a lot of season left, but I owe Jon Sumrall an apology for comparing him to Billy Napier. This Gator team looks SO MUCH better than it ever did under Sun Belt Billy.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'd eat deep fried dog turds before I trusted Burger King chicken nuggets.
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Chris Hilling @cityonahilling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Waving Florida Gators Flag
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OnlyGators.com: Florida Gators news @gators.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's a lot to like about Florida in Year 1 under Jon Sumrall. The defense, especially the secondary, is not one of those things. Ole Miss goes 76 yards in 81 seconds. #Gators lead down to 10.
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