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Unhinged Headcanons is my middle name Okay, it’s actually Elizabeth

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Young Pine/Dianne @youngpine.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Text with tree and mountain silhouettes and a dark sky full of stars.
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Librarian Fella @librarianfella.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Every year on #PancakeDay we make a Peter Pancake.
A stack of different copies of Peter Pan stacked on top of a book titled Cake
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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Where are the country songs lamenting Long Covid? Where are the angry punk/hip-hop songs protesting our society's lack of action? Where are the folk ballads chronicling our healthcare workers' struggles? Why is there a hole where our culture's heart should be?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
everyone: wow being a librarian is so cool you just get to read books all day your local librarian: today I had to break up a knife fight in the encyclopedia section
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
My greyhound always wants to be in the Zoom meetings.
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NewsNut @newsnut.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Kim @kim4thebabies.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
THIS ‼️
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Y’all are out here like “What can I do? I’m nobody”, as if liberation hasn’t always come from little nobodies in little rooms with faith the size of a mustard seed and a yearning for freedom.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
finished showering, got dressed, turned on my computer, booted up my project, wiped my glasses, turned on some music, ready to take on the world to create some cool shit then I got a piece of hair in my eye and now I'm incapacitated. gravely ill. partially blind. ocularly dilapidated. in shambles
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
A couple weeks ago I taught my nephew how to edit a short story he wrote and then he arrived with 6 more a week later in wildly different voices and before you start congratulating me on my genius relative yes the little blighter is charging his classmates for edits he has promised I'll do for them
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
“Right Here Right Now” is my favorite song about being punctual.
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🎶not bronsautracks🎶 @bronsautracks.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Wow trying to cancel prime made me feel so confused. It’s like they made the process difficult on purpose or something 😩
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Etienne Bucher 🌾🧬🇪🇺 @plantepigenetics.ch · 02/03/2025
In these terrible times we are going through, I wanted to share this beautiful crocus defiantly growing between cobblestones in our garden with you. Take care! Stay strong!
Crocus defiantly growing between cobblestones. According to PlantNet app it’s Crocus tommasinianus. I am not a botanist…
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If you pretend that you're erasing evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job and it's more fun!
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
One way to discipline a teen is by grounding them. But I prefer to repeat "This ain't it, bruh. I'm spilling the straight tea. Your yeet is canceled" until they beg for mercy
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Actual question from reporter: "Why don't you wear a suit?" Ukrainian President Zelenskyy: "I will wear costume after this war will finish."
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🎶not bronsautracks🎶 @bronsautracks.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Husband set up hammock outside between two trees. So cool 😌 we snuggled up in it under the sun and it was so cozy
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Still fuming about my conversation with my dad. I'm fighting for you, dickhead. I called my senator about the cuts to Social Security staff. I tell you that this administration is fixing to take food out of your own granddaughter's mouth, and you won't even fight for her? Fuck you, dude, fuck you
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🎶not bronsautracks🎶 @bronsautracks.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Potty training tips for when a child is often too immersed in what they’re doing to pay attention to their body’s signals?
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Sentence I actually just typed in a text thread: "sorry to disappear for a sec there, was busy quietly radicalizing my mom"
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LuLuYam➡️ LLY LIVE 🪳🌷 @luluyam.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
IF YOU DONT LOCK IN AND WORK ON YOUR ARTISTIC ENDEAVORS, WHO WILL? NO ONE! YOU HAVE TO PUT IN THE WORK. YOU GOTTA DO THAT SHIT!
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/02/2025
i delete my posts a lot and wanted to give you some insight into why i do that: 1. i asked a question and got the answer i needed 2. vibes were off in the replies 3. i came back 10 minutes later and disagreed with myself 4. i reread it and thought i sounded annoying
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Word of the Day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (18th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 25/02/2025
shout out to whoever invented music, that shit slaps
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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✨ No Caller ID ✨ @scam1ikely.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You unfriend people bec of politics? Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
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mstattsyrup.bsky.social @mstattsyrup.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
#smallbeautieshour #becauseofClem #threadofgold
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Phone wet? Put it in rice. Add 1/2 tsp salt, two cups water, and your earbuds. Bring to a simmer.
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Oscar&Felix @oscar-felix.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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🎶not bronsautracks🎶 @bronsautracks.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Request to god to please finish my brain’s enemies to lovers arc bc I’m tired of hating myself 😭
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🎶not bronsautracks🎶 @bronsautracks.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
archiveofourown.org/works/632671... I heard about a pink manta ray and since we’re in the age of Aquarius I wrote a children’s version of the constellation.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
"can we stop shipping unless it's canon" is so insane it's funny. what's next? can we stop breathing air. can the world stop spinning.
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Textured Treasures @texturedtreasures.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I have a #FridayFinish - keep strong 🇨🇦 My mum didn't get it, but that's ok. My #Art, and it's going to be a daily reminder to stay strong. #ArtShare #FishyFeb #FebruARTy #CrossStitch #StitchSky #CraftiVerse
Photo of an original cross stitch design in a hoop.  The fabric is a 28 count warm milk mocha colour.  The top half of the design features an orange shark chasing a pool of random red and white fish, with the words underneath "DO NOT PANIC"
The lower half of the design depicts the orange shark fleeing from the organized red and white fish that have come together in the shape of a larger fish.  Moreover, the organized shape is in the colours of the Canadian Flag, with a sparkly red beaded fish in the centre of the white field where the Canadian Maple leaf usually is.  At the base is the large stitched word "ORGANIZE".
It's a reminder that as individuals sometimes tyranny seems insurmountable,  but when we band together, we are strong and will defeat the orange menace.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Unsolicited writing advice, no. #1614: Put down the thesaurus. Your readers don't need a wide variety of different words for the same thing. They want different IDEAS.
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🎶not bronsautracks🎶 @bronsautracks.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Plot twist, the king is a giant and has to wear the crown on his little finger.
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Congrats to Rookanis for making the 2024 top 100 ships on A03 by new works count despite only having like two months xD
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Mary Kenney @marykgames.com · 20/02/2025
holy shit you guys it feels so good not to be pregnant
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JaxBlade @jaxblade.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.
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🎶not bronsautracks🎶 @bronsautracks.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Before there was anything else there were two shining sphinxes in the sky and they danced and chased each other in circles til they laughed til they cried. Then they each thought the other smelled rank and grew distant. The further they got from each other, the more they realized they relied on each
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🎶not bronsautracks🎶 @bronsautracks.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I feel like we’ve been taught so well to read between the lines that we try to write between them too.
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oliviajulianna.bsky.social @oliviajulianna.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
THIS 👏🏻 Do you think AOC is right?
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
he is sitting and pondering
Illustration of a seal sitting upright like a person
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
nzsky underrated
three posts:

- suz from aotearoa: A kiwi is a flightless bird. The fruit is kiwifruit
- JessTerraformEarth: Tbf the fruit is also flightless
- Kieran: Not if you have a good arm.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/02/2025
I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s important: Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?
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Mark Darrah @markdarrah.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I've been keeping my shilling to the other, worse, place but if this is useful: youtu.be/0mkVfdbVAZE
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Your $70 Doesn't Buy You Cruelty
YouTube video by Mark Darrah on Games
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Pretend not to care about body count but I'm secretly relieved my girlfriend has only killed 5 people
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