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Ryan Brister

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phylan @phylan.website · 08/10/2026
I don't get it he's still in the playoffs
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I assume without clicking the link that this is the longest post in the history of blogs
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In one respect, this is very obviously not ideal. But in another, perhaps more important respect, it is *the* ideal.
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
man eric adams really hit the ground running
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I applaud Aaron Boone for standing up to the haters and critics and standing firm in his ideological opposition to fielding practice.
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All the attacking talent in Gotham's side; it is sometimes mistifying that they don't score more. But the goals they score are beautiful.
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 03/10/2026
Good lord Radu lmao
A photo of Radu Dragusin with a quote from him after he was red carded and Fiorentina went on to lose the match: "I left at 0-0. What happened after that is between them and God."
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Union workers on Mars submitting their demands: 8 hours 13 minutes and 11 seconds for work 8 hours 13 minutes and 11 seconds for rest 8 hours 13 minutes and 11 seconds for what we will
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Cthulhootie & the Blowfish @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 30/09/2026
fair warning that this is about to become a deranged anti-yankee hate account and i cannot be held responsible for my words or actions
Sticker with Red Sox socks reading ANTI-FASCIST / ANTI-YANKEES
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way
Talkin’ Yanks: Austin Wells is engaged

AmericanMade: Instead of being in the batting cage and working on his hitting while batting .170 on the season, our catcher is doing this bullshit.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/09/2026
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Past me knew that present me would want exactly two (2) Sour Patch Kids, and kept them around accordingly
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's been a real boon for America's graphic designers that the number 11 looks like the Twin Towers.
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Defector @defector.com · 10/09/2026
The state of the U.S. Open is the state of us: defector.com/the-state-of...
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The State Of The U.S. Open Is The State Of Us | Defector
It’s being shouted from all corners: The U.S. Open has become an overcrowded, overpriced circus awash in influencers, aspirational influencers, corporate stooges, drunken buffoons, brand activations,…
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New York Transit Museum @nytransitmuseum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As you ride the train or bus today, think of the workers from the early years of the 20th century whose labor made your neighborhood and your commute possible. Their achievement is monumental.
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social not sure if this showed up on the broadcast, but Madison Keys slammed her head against her racket a few times after going behind 6-5 in the third
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
yeah that's just what i need... more distractions while i'm texting
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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Mr. Schwank said it was rare for students to fail out of the academy before the surge, but that about half of his students flunked out after the hiring push. This was after the academy made its tests open book" -- www.nytimes.com/2026/09/03/u...
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ICE Skipped Basic Checks in Rush for Recruits, Whistle-Blower Says
An official who oversaw the vetting of ICE recruits cited an “unprecedented lowering of standards” amid a hiring surge.
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Mike Konczal @mtkonczal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
BLS this morning, with revised 2Q data: "The labor share, which is the percentage of output that accrues to workers in the form of compensation, was 52.8 percent in the second quarter of 2026, the lowest level in the series, which begins in the first quarter of 1947."
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m reading Cannery Row. Jesus Christ is it amazing. So great to live in a world where I can be almost 50, have been an avid reader my whole life & have barely scratched the surface of the surface of spectacular books out there.
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bangers only at the record store today
The album covers for Wire - Pink Flag, and Flipper - Generic Flipper
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Players watching the ref at the VAR booth (which should be abolished, BTW)
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well. That’s not where you’re supposed to throw the ball to
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Disappointing, but also imo a little baffling that Brooklyn FC haven't managed to draw much of anybody out to games at Coney Island. They haven't lacked for marketing, but the Cosmos were drawing significantly bigger crowds here 10 years ago.
Wide-angle view of the field and stands for tonight's Brooklyn FC match vs. Pittsburgh. Attendance is sparse at the 7,000 seat venue, with the caveat that a couple dozen home supporters are just off to the left of this photo.
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In order to capitalize on the success of the World Cup in the US, the Premier League has placed Tottenham Hotspur in the most convenient timeslot for Americans to watch in 6 of the first 9 weeks. The country is catching Spurs fever.
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phylan @phylan.website · 22/08/2026
the absolute best way to state the most wildly untrue shit you've ever thought of is immediately following "insofar as"
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is the most real-life Mario thing I’ve ever seen
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Boston Red Sox, who won again tonight by the way,
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't know why everyone's mad at the Dodgers when they could just smack a bunch of dingers off them instead.
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Can we play Orlando every week? #RBNY
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Welcome to Sports Illustrated Stadium where the ticketing app the place is named for is not working. #RBNY
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/07/2026
Sports are very real, serious things that make millions of people have big feelings, but sometimes in the pivotal moment in the game there’s a hot dog that looks like a trollop hanging out
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
what
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
As best I can tell, this is a bigger audience than any non-Super Bowl men's sports broadcast in US history.
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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fox says its drew 42.5 million viewers for the men's World Cup final. The total audience will be over 64 million.
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Roey Hadar @roey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I feel like a local car dealer commercial but we've got A LOT of local club options: We've got USL, NWSL, USL League One, USL League Two! USL W, WPSL, Gainbridge Super League, and *of course*, MLS! Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Come on down to U.S. soccer-world today!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026
lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
a lot of articles are like "They Wanted A Vanilla Ice Cream Cone With Sprinkles. Instead They Got Murdered.''
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
First, we’d like to make clear we have no problem with the business of private ICE prisons. Second, how dare you question our commitment to immigrants.
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Jenna Tonelli @jennatonelli.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just passed by a dude smoking a cig like my guy that’s not necessary today
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16/07/2026
The beautiful game. The people’s game. Throughout this World Cup, we have been reminded of a simple truth: football belongs to everyone. So does the joy and community it creates. Yesterday, I joined New Yorkers on Rikers Island to watch England take on Argentina.
Mayor Mamdani greets detainees in Rikers Island jail for a World Cup watch party. A detainee on Rikers Island is served from a buffet.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 16/07/2026
I wrote about VAR
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VAR Is My Mortal Enemy and Should Be Yours, Too
The 2026 World Cup has been astonishingly good, with one nightmarish exception
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Did you know there's a deli owner named Johnny Gabagool? I assume this has been at the top of your radar www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia...
Screenshot from CBS Philadelphia article:
"A popular neighborhood deli in Camden County, New Jersey, that has been open for five decades is now temporarily closed after a brazen theft.

A dumpster full of spoiled deli meats and cheeses sits outside Somerdale Cold Cuts. The store's owner, Johnny Gabagool, says thieves stole the copper wires and pipes that supply cold air for the walk-in refrigerator and deli case at the family-owned business.

"They were in and out very quick," Gabagool said. "You can see it was a quick job because they did leave some copper behind.""
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 16/07/2026
Rose Lavelle knows EXACTLY who she is 🙌
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Ryan Brister @bristerical.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mexico-England did a combined 44.8 million viewers between Fox and Telemundo. Just bonkers numbers.
Telemundo press graphic showing 23.1 million viewers for Mexico's loss to England in SpanishFox PR graphic showing 21.7 million average viewers for the game in English
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