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@brighteyeswolf.com
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IT nerd, chronic daydreamer, music lover, and video game enthusiast • Low octane NPC energy • Sometimes I talk about whatever is my random hyperfixation of the day • "You think you did it bad? You just haven't seen me doing it first."

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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 14h
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 4h
Everything I say is satire. Probably.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 4h
Tweeted from my Scamsung
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 5h
Follow me for more A+ life-changing revelations.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 5h
The absolute best time to tweet is 20 minutes before your bedtime while you are sitting on the toilet. We call it a shitpost.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 5h
The 2nd best time to tweet is when you are on the toilet.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 5h
The 3rd best time to tweet is 20 minutes before your bedtime.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 5h
Don't make me tap the sign again. www.euronews.com/2026/10/07/r...
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Russia dismisses transparency calls amid reports of second plague case
Rospotrebnadzor said nearly 5,000 tests found no dangerous pathogens and saw "no epidemic risk," while the Kremlin called most media reporting "false" and said it had no knowledge of a US demarche for...
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 06/10/2026
Remember kids, if Russia denies something it usually means it is probably true. www.cbsnews.com/news/russia-...
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Russia plays down plague fears and denies lab accident, says scientist died of "pneumonia of unknown origin"
A Russian plague lab worker died of "pneumonia of unknown origin," officials say, in response to initial reports that she was exposed to the deadly bacteria during a lab accident.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 04/10/2026
I logged into Twitter after a long time because I wanted to find something I had shared there some time ago. I saw racist, homophobic, and sexist content in that exact order on the "For you" section immediately. Very nice website to use of your own free will.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 21/09/2026
The "downside" of not using Twitter is that I can no longer switch to my follow-local-people-only account to tune in and see what's going on back "home". Usually, it's just the dude-walking-into-a-burning-room-with-pizzas kind of vibe. So, I am not missing out on much.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ezio Revelations: Hood Up
ALT: Ezio Revelations: Hood Up
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 17/09/2026
Manifested www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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European Union invites Canada to become first ever ‘associate member’
Commission president says EU must ‘urgently reimagine our partnerships’ as she makes unprecedented offer
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Plover chick: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 25/08/2026
I wish it were easier for Canadians to sell their goods to Europe.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cover art for doom, doom guy slayin demons in hell. Title says DOOMOLINGO in severe sharp mirrored symmetry doom font
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just saved you a $2,574 doctor’s visit.
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Marie Vibbert @reasie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
No science fiction could have prepared us for just how stupid the end of the world can be. "The environment was on the brink of collapse, and so, rather than deal with that, we burned what fuel we had left getting computers to scam each other for money."
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Getting my girlfriend into the World Cup
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 09/07/2026
I call it Twitter all the time. X doesn't mean anything to anyone who isn't chronically online, and I don't need to waste time explaining why a man in his 50s renamed the platform to his longtime single-letter obsession.
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Archaeo - Histories @archaeohistories.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When you accidentally find your doppelganger on a painting made over 100 years old. 😀 🎨 : ''The broken Pitcher'' (1891 AD), by William - Adolphe Bouguereau. Legion of Honor Art Museum, San Francisco 🇺🇸 #archaeohistories
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 09/07/2026
Yeah, Sony's decision for sure is very... anal.
Physical discs of 007 First Light and Resident Evil Requiem. The shortened title/excerpt from TechRadar reads: "I sympathise with physical media fans, but Sony will not reverse this decision" - Anal...
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Paul’s Pics @paulspics.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ruby-throated Hummingbird #BirdOfTheDay #Photogenic #Birds #BirdPhotography
Ruby-throated hummingbird feeding in new spring growth.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Shout-out to the Bond movies for making an evil tech founder a super-villain back in 1985, at least 25-30 years before the rest of us caught on.
Chris Walken as Max Zorin in A VIEW TO A KILL
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this would fix the website
a dialog box reads:

Post reply?
You could probably just stay out of it.

The two buttons are:
- Mind my own business (default)
- Reply anyway
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/04/2026
The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 12/03/2026
not sure why everyone thinks this is such a big problem when an obvious solution exists
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
A frame showing the current blockage of the Strait of Hormuz with a curved red dotted line and Bugs Bunny sawing the ground above it. and the second frame shows a canal where the dotted line was and the ship on the other side of the land mass.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
2.5 million views
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 05/03/2026
> someone posts completely wrong about the company you work for > cant correct them them because then people would know where you work Ever wonder if it's like this, but for everything
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 28/02/2026
Schrödinger's Call is fantastic! Please try the demo on Steam while it's still available. store.steampowered.com/app/2090390/...
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Schrödinger's Call on Steam
When the world is coming to an end, who would you want to speak to one last time? Schrödinger’s Call is a visual novel that lets you experience the pain and salvation of human connection, as if you we...
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
congratulations on purchasing this small container of 16 raspberries. that will be $600
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"work from home" haters when they try to replace all their human employees with AI "agents" (they can never come into the office)
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Breaking Bad Walter White GIF
ALT: Breaking Bad Walter White GIF
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Olaren @olaren.dev · 24/01/2026
I should've bought that 9070xt last year
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 25/01/2026
They will, it is just going to be the same as in Russia for the past 25 or so years.
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Coo coo
We see two house sparrows drinking out of a puddle. The male says to the female: "Good puddle!" to which she replies "I love you but you have low standards". Pigeons arrive in the background, the female says "Ope! Here comes the herd" There is a long horizontal frame of the two sparrows in the midst of a bunch of pigeons cooing around them. The male then says "gentle giants" the female agrees "mhm" and then says "coo" and the male responds "haha. coo!"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/01/2026
oh HELL yes
you will receive:

SKELETON
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
🤯
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
product idea: comfort "ctrl z" keyset for digital artists trying out traditional mediums it doesn't work there's a little speaker and every time you press it, it just says "it's okay"
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