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Wolf

@brighteyeswolf.com
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IT nerd, chronic daydreamer, music lover, and video game enthusiast • Low octane NPC energy • Sometimes I talk about whatever is my random hyperfixation of the day • "You think you did it bad? You just haven't seen me doing it first."

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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 1h
Mob Barley
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 15h
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
Everything I say is satire. Probably.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
Scam Altman is an art. AI is art. Everything is a Glizzy-sized piece of art. He, in his own man, is the second lover in line to get his art whooped by everyone on this world. One man or another. Including him.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
motherlover...
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
I typed him. Second person.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
No man someone did this to him
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
Art
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
I meant arthole
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
why tf is Milky Man the name of Glizzy on my Scamsung? I swear who tf did that is an arthole.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
The Milky Man Glizzy
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
Scam. Sung.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
why tf it says Glizzy when I type Glizzy!?
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
Scamsung Glizzy
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
wtf is this? who tf did this?
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
No, I mean when I type Scamsung it autocorrects to Scamsung
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
I meant to type Scamsung
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 6h
Tweeted from my Scamsung
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 7h
Follow me for more A+ life-changing revelations.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 7h
The absolute best time to tweet is 20 minutes before your bedtime while you are sitting on the toilet. We call it a shitpost.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 7h
The 2nd best time to tweet is when you are on the toilet.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 7h
The 3rd best time to tweet is 20 minutes before your bedtime.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 7h
Don't make me tap the sign again. www.euronews.com/2026/10/07/r...
euronews.com
Russia dismisses transparency calls amid reports of second plague case
Rospotrebnadzor said nearly 5,000 tests found no dangerous pathogens and saw "no epidemic risk," while the Kremlin called most media reporting "false" and said it had no knowledge of a US demarche for...
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 06/10/2026
Tay, are you saying it was uncool when you did it? Impossible.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 06/10/2026
So... anyone in for some fun time of the IRL version of Plague Inc.?
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 06/10/2026
Remember kids, if Russia denies something it usually means it is probably true. www.cbsnews.com/news/russia-...
cbsnews.com
Russia plays down plague fears and denies lab accident, says scientist died of "pneumonia of unknown origin"
A Russian plague lab worker died of "pneumonia of unknown origin," officials say, in response to initial reports that she was exposed to the deadly bacteria during a lab accident.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 04/10/2026
Yeah. I should have it somewhere as well, but I was on a phone and wanted to check a thing, so it was easier and much quicker to log in. I low-key wish I didn't. 🙃
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 04/10/2026
Oh, and of course, a lot of generative AI videos.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 04/10/2026
I logged into Twitter after a long time because I wanted to find something I had shared there some time ago. I saw racist, homophobic, and sexist content in that exact order on the "For you" section immediately. Very nice website to use of your own free will.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 03/10/2026
Jeanus Christ
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 21/09/2026
The "downside" of not using Twitter is that I can no longer switch to my follow-local-people-only account to tune in and see what's going on back "home". Usually, it's just the dude-walking-into-a-burning-room-with-pizzas kind of vibe. So, I am not missing out on much.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 19/09/2026
👍
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ezio Revelations: Hood Up
ALT: Ezio Revelations: Hood Up
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 17/09/2026
Manifested www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
European Union invites Canada to become first ever ‘associate member’
Commission president says EU must ‘urgently reimagine our partnerships’ as she makes unprecedented offer
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Plover chick: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 25/08/2026
I wish it were easier for Canadians to sell their goods to Europe.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 21/08/2026
Good for him.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cover art for doom, doom guy slayin demons in hell. Title says DOOMOLINGO in severe sharp mirrored symmetry doom font
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just saved you a $2,574 doctor’s visit.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 11/08/2026
Excuse me? A what size disc?
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Oh My God Wow: Amazed Reaction
ALT: Oh My God Wow: Amazed Reaction
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 03/08/2026
I can tell from the photo alone that must have been a 3-star Michelin homemade food tasting experience.
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Marie Vibbert @reasie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
No science fiction could have prepared us for just how stupid the end of the world can be. "The environment was on the brink of collapse, and so, rather than deal with that, we burned what fuel we had left getting computers to scam each other for money."
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Getting my girlfriend into the World Cup
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 09/07/2026
Yes, the same people also still don't know that Musk owns the platform because they don't care. But they sure know there's a thing called Twitter.
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Wolf @brighteyeswolf.com · 09/07/2026
I call it Twitter all the time. X doesn't mean anything to anyone who isn't chronically online, and I don't need to waste time explaining why a man in his 50s renamed the platform to his longtime single-letter obsession.
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