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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The reason Eggman can outrun Sonic in Sonic 2 is because he’s been injected with JENOVA cells.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wild that people are naming songs that aren’t “Hellfire”

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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Nothing but respect for MY Digger

Grant? You’ll never get him out of Montana. He’s like me. He’s a

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Actors may not want to weigh in on politics but I assure you politics will be weighing in on the entertainment industry

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

These people are optimization addicts. They’re not saving time for the things they care about, the thing they care about is saving time.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have roughly 7000 pictures of my sister’s very clingy girl cat being a clingy sweetie pie.

Overhead selfie of my sister's tuxedo cat laying on my chest while I look up at the camera

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Utterly vile. I wish the perpetrators a very [REDACTED].

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is the sort of inflammatory rhetoric that alienates key swing voters. Do better.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sam Raimi is the only horror director with the courage to drop an anvil on an old woman’s head, causing her eyeballs to pop out of their sockets into the protagonist’s mouth.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The short, punchy sentence fragments are very amateur screenplay-coded, which isn’t helped by everything being in present tense.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The right is starting to get better at fan fic and it's making lefties nervous.

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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tired: Avengers assemble Wired: Sully and Quaritch team up to fight the Big Bad

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Such a great villain Cameron yada-yada'd him back to life for the sequels.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

DR. STRANGELOVE is effective satire because it has a clear central theme (“These psychotic, sexually insecure freaks are going to get us all killed”) and devotes every minute of its runtime to that theme. Also it’s very funny.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don’t know if I’m on the spectrum, but growing up with this book (and the subsequent two) feels like Exhibit A.

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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Interesting reference points in that post. I wonder what party held the presidency at those times.

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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Top Ten of 2020s so far (in alphabetical order) Everything Everywhere All At Once The Fabelmans Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga Nope One Battle After Another Sinners tick, tick... BOOM! Wake Up Dead Man Wicked The Zone of Interest

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

sept 30 oct 1

nathan fielder in an oversized suit from Nathan For You

a grizzled, older nathan fielder from the trailer for You Can See Everything (2026)

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Please Mr President, my GOP gubernatorial candidate Vivek is very ill, he needs you to make at least twenty appearances with him between now and the election

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fantastic idea sir!

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh wow, you crunched the numbers and it turns out Democrats get off scot-free for losing elections *again*?! And it’s all actually the fault of this goat you found? What are the chances?!

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revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

imagine working your ass off to go to college imagine doing all the mind numbing little tests and filling out all the applications and writing all the essays and you get to cornell and they let a guy who gang raped a girl for 7 hours sit next to you in class.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It also has a MUSIC MAN-related smash cut that got me cackling in the theater.

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We've stolen a lot of young people's lives by telling them they have to be planning A Great Career when they're like 19

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just saw a pharmaceutical ad that included the disclaimer “Tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection” which, like, do you think I normally don’t do that?

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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You guys are getting job interviews?

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He sells the character as a guy who knows he's in over his head right up until something works out for him, at which point he immediately becomes so cocky you can't wait for it to instantly backfire.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you see that on a dating app profile, you’re definitely also gonna see “tacos and margs”.

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“The Brian That Wouldn’t Die” Horne 👻 @brianbhorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

All the over-the-shoulder bits in RESIDENT EVIL really put you in the passenger seat with a dumbass who's not great at video games but is just persistent enough to survive. This is a compliment.

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