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court ^_^ the drawer... @crvptozoology.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
the work is mysterious AND important #severance
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
favourite thing to do on my lunch break is lounge around doing nothing within sight of a coworker as they send me one million slack messages
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Balatro's easy if you play your cards right
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Helvetica Bold @helveticaboldog.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
GRILLED THREESE
A three-sided grilled cheese made with white bread and American cheese, cooking in a cast iron pan. The visible sides of the sandwich are golden brown
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Severance good show
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
"It sure seems dumb of tiktok influencers to pin their livelihoods on an internet platform that could get taken down arbitrarily" this is how literally every job works
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
beat orange stake on balatro
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Phil Hester @philhester.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Lynch was a saint cloaked as a transgressor in a world full of transgressors cloaked as saints.
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
really am going to kill the part that cringes and start posting art soon. This time for sure!!
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
manifesting rhythm heaven on the switch 2 rn
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
When i saw deadpools saddest moment i nearly shit. Mediums are a way in which we are allowed to appreciate & look at various art
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
May they all fix their hearts or die
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
markhelly this markhelly that. Where are the Miss Casey lovers #severance
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Temporarily rotating Louis and Lestat out of my full time babygirls rota to make room for Severance old man yaoi
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Glug, but small, with a arrow and a question mark pointing to them
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to
wikipedia article "DEI (disambiguation)" says "Dei or DEI may also refer to... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, a fictional company in the Phineas and Ferb animated TV series"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I really hope at some point the rightwing victimhood thing rings hollow because we’re at the point now where they have the Supreme Court, 99.9% of billionaires, the house, the senate, the presidency, and they’re going “you know who is oppressing us now? The deaf”
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
All of the teachers at Abbot teaching Charlie how to read is exactly what I wanted from this crossover
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Lin Codega @lincodega.com · 07/01/2025
Showed Rolin this iwtv meme today.
Eric bogosian as daniel molloy from interview with the Vampire. The caption reads "good news, they let dumb sluts into pulitzers now"
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I love being the hottest bitch on a zoom call
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I am almost certainly gay
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
the switch up on ozempic is tragic honestly. It’s like twink death but for hot fat bitches
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Disco comic in black and white
A comic featuring harry dubois from disco elysium seeing the expression. The text reads: You can't stop. It's like it's not even voluntary anymore! You have worn that grin into your face and now it won't come out!
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Assorted weird monsters
An assortment of eldritch monsters from 2023.
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/12/2024
if you really dedicate yourself to an instrument you can, over many years of rigorous practice, become so skilled that you can only produce music that is completely unlistenable
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Ann lee’s gay brother @samcorb.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
blueberries are plant boobs
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Incredibly late to the party but I got the Book of Bill for Christmas. Bill just accused me of being poly
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natasha allegri @natazilla.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Mariah Carey Fortnite. Morrissey Fortnite. Mr. Bean Fortnite.
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This is genuinely killing me
A courtroom drawing of Luigi captioned: “why is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumbir fandom check my carrd before interacting”

Instagram post of courtroom artist: “Artist:
COMMISSIONS FULL (for now)!
Artist of everything everywhere all at once Van Gogh, Cats, Horror, LOTR, Taylor Swift
* pumpkin spice & rage www.emilyngoff.com”
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
mr evrart is helping me find my strap
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
hey sharks I’m luigi mangione and you’re not gonna believe what’s in this bag
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
is dante's inferno an isekai?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 19/12/2024
just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Superman, but Clark Kent is in a newsroom with six other people trying to cover three different beats and can’t save anyone’s lives because the private equity company keeps threatening to close his newspaper if he doesn’t keep producing enough content.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
predator handshake meme where one arm says "me not getting your joke" and the other says "you not getting my joke" and the  handshake says "your fault"
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breakfaster 🍳 @breakfastfizz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Gift giving IS a competition and I must always win
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 18/12/2024
karl marx
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller, February 18,1964
NANCY BY ERNIE Bushmiller 

DON'T YOU FEEL SORRY FOR POOR
HOMELESS CATS

YES, IT'S VERY SAD

THE POOR LI'L
THINGS HAVE A HARD LIFE

YES---SOMEONE SHOULD BUILD
А НОМЕ FOR THEM

I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT

SIGN IN THE BACK YARD-
NANCY'S HOME FOR STRAY CATS
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
idols and guardians sculpey, acrylic pain, handmade beads and hemp cord
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