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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
recently got a glimpse of intra-italian racism when one of my friends got called a “tomato italian” by a self-described “lemon italian”
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Tiffany W @tiffany.thetriibe.com · 29/09/2026
CASE KEENUM DAY IN CHICAGO!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
elon musk unveils new, difficult to describe torso shape
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Star @star.telstarcat.xyz · 29/09/2026
why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this
Screenshot of an ESPN halftime segment with Jason Kelce wearing a flat cap and a beige-patterned overcoat with a black tie and white undershirt. Chiron below reads "Jalen Hurts (PHI): Rush TD at end of half, ball was snapped with 1 second left"
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Andrew Hertzberg @andhertz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Casey Kasem!!
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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ @carfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me in the crosswalk at a stopsign to drivers daring them to drive into me
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Tiffany W @tiffany.thetriibe.com · 29/09/2026
Ben Johnson allergic to the 3 points 😩
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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ @carfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AHHHHH
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ @carfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bear down
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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I assume all of BlueSky is rooting for the Bears tonight considering Case Keenum is 38 years old
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(stepping in front of my garage freezer) Yeah, no. No, of course not.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 22/09/2026
Free newsletter: I estimate that ~50% of AI chip sales - $200bn to $300bn+ - are sitting in warehouses, with NVIDIA selling hundreds of billions of GPUs years in advance. Data centers take way longer to build than hyperscalers are leading us to believe. www.wheresyoured.at/wherere-all-the-ai-chips/
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can only buy a lotto ticket with cash
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Doc Zoggle 🦇 @drzoggle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
unexpected item in the bagging area
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
just had a look at Ed Sheeran’s tattoos and wow man I didn’t realize they were THAT bad, truly what he deserves
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bro, be straight with me: was it eldritch or merely uncanny?
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braiine @braiine-cell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NOT BOB MACKIE TOO 😭
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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ @carfire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bears cooked. 86 the whole season
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026
as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough
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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ @carfire.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There is a whole strain of people in the city that don’t realize what they really want is to live in the suburbs
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Andrew Hertzberg @andhertz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tomas Fujiwara 7 Poets Trio, wild wild set (with Jason Adasiewicz and Tomeka Reid)
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Andrew Hertzberg @andhertz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sound & Gravity 2026 thread here we go. Leroy the Poet’s second show ever
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Quick question: Which of those groups is raising ticket prices, concessions, and making it impossible to watch the teams without spending a small fortune?
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Sam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
But the owners will always complain about how they're losing money.
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am once again pointing out that even if Waymo cars are individually "safer than a human driver," what they will do to the transportation landscape will prolong the unsafety of our streets, leading to more harm in the long run than if we went all-in on traffic calming with no robotaxis at all.
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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey @ilsecofstate.bsky.social I thought you were being on tough on ICE. You seem to be everywhere in your campaign lately, how about going here?
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Nick Ulivieri @nuphoto.com · 11/08/2026
Thunderstorm watches/warnings have expired for Northern Illinois and Chicago. Rain isn’t done, but we’re out of danger #ILwx #WXsky
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E J Foxie 🦊 @ejfoxie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tornado warned storm front viewed from Navy Pier in Chicago, today
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tweet from good (@dril):

my slack friends all have jobs oppressing my discord friends
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
folks the California Post has done it again

CALIFORNIA POST
Mutant creature Jimothy with horrific disfiguration reemerges from the shadows
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/08/2026
me when someone i dont like leaves up a post i dont like: does the knave know no shame? he makes clear his unrepentant, beastly nature! victory is mine! me when someone i dont like deletes a post i dont like: ha! the coward retreats, acknowledging his foul crime! victory is mine!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/08/2026
Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@thomas_violence
committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)
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POTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
one of my favorite charts
chart showing how almost all americans think we need more factory jobs, but almost no americans actually want to do them
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
world cup discourse currently
In Bruges scene where Brendan Gleeson is about to shoot Colin Farrell in the back of the head but Farrell is also about to shoot himself in the head
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this is the closest thing to an age verification law i would ever consider supporting
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olivianicolai.bsky.social @olivianicolai.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
In awe of this attempted spelling of “aficionado”
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kit @awaykit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the devil in the particleboard city
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 23/06/2026
Not endorsing their politics, but the 3% "Not sure" are probably a decent hang
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Bike Lane Uprising @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In the wake of Riley O’Neil’s death, we’ve partnered with the Illinois Secretary of State to launch an education campaign to prevent doorings.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
kitty doodle saying “i hope i don’t have a long day”, behind kitty there’s a factory. a long day factory.
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Image from the film “synecdoche new york”, Robert anymore Hoffman in old man makeup sits on a stoop, a speech bubble extends down to make it look like he’s saying the quoted post
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"This would be the end of American science as we know it," said @colesci.bsky.social, a policy analyst from the group @standupforscience.net who has been organizing to protest the change. "We're gonna make sure that it doesn't fade quietly into the night." www.npr.org/2026/06/03/n...
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President Trump seeks control of science funding
The White House Office of Management and Budget is moving to take more control of billions of dollars in federal grants. Critics say the proposed change would jeopardize the integrity of U.S. science.
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Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.com · 01/06/2026
288 288 people inside Delaney Hall signed a letter this week describing medical neglect, illness spreading through the facility, and people held past their approved release dates with no notice to their families. This is a second letter like this in three months.
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