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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet

@bradicality.bsky.social
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i'm just here to horse around. All statements and opinions are my employer's and they made me say them ☭

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Choire @choire.bsky.social · 13h
fresh stims [yeah]
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13h
TRINITY: Agents. URINAL: Load us in a big urinal to all piss in. NEO: No. Tank, get us outta here. URINAL: Override that command. Tank, unplug Trinity and Neo in the real world and load in a big disgusting urinal trough. I'm gonna let everything hang all out. MORPHEUS: (sotto voce) He's the One.
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 11h
Had exactly the same convo, i figured since they started this 2 years ago it was too late to make him a Shia 'terrorist' since they went with Isis; they would have LOVED to have tied this to Iran
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 12h
I was talking to my mom this morning and she asked what was going on with the terrorist attack they stopped up here. I said “it’s probably another one of those things the fbi loves doing where they convince a teen to plan an attack then arrest him so they can boost their number,” and lol yep.
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 12h
Yes… Hahaha… YES!!
Halloween themed Babybel cheeses, small and round with a jack-o'-lantern and ghost wrappers
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 12h
Unlimited khat for Southern Arabia
This post was fact-checked by real Yemeni Patriots
(image shows the "hope I don't get humiliated" meme with Saudi Arabia and Ansar Allah featured and a collage with armed individuals wearing headbands inscribed with Arabic text associated with the Houthi movement and a portrait of Abdul-Malik al-Houthi, the leader of the Houthi movement in Yemen, and a NO TREATS graphic)
TRUE
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 16h
maybe hyperbole but if the people don't hold politicians to account this is the type of shit that happens and one of the very obvious reasons we are where we are right now in general. Protesting is the polite option but libs just want everyone to sit down and shut up
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 16h
To: Boss Subject: Tired
Wojak-style meme comparing Kamala Harris and Zohran Mamdani, using an IQ distribution chart to suggest they are essentially the same.

Center: No, “Holocaust Harris” is a shitlib centrist while Zohran is literally a card carrying democratic socialist! Here’s some incredibly boring information about the DSA Convention

Left and right: Kamala and Zohran are the same
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 17h
HOROSCOPE: Take the high road. ME: Or suck my big fat chode you stupid bitch.
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 17h
It’s how I got the amulet
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 18h
not me with 30 wiki tabs open including List of Allegedly Cursed Objects and Western Esotericism
en.wikipedia.org
List of allegedly cursed objects - Wikipedia
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 18h
It's because it's a foundational text
(JK Rowling with wizard book) don't call yourselt a LIBERAL unless you read THEORY
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 20h
October 7 is a very serious date and mocking or downplaying it is really insensitive Anyway, here’s Netanyahu with an AI Lego video about October 7 x.com/israelipm/st...
Lego showing 3 lego men with green headbands killing lego people
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 18h
Ted Cruz's lil boots
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 18h
Those lil boots
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 18h
changing my first name to Dame so I sound fancier
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 19h
Shartwayne Mullin (roasted)
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 19h
D€ath to the KKKracKKKer €mpir€
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 21h
how it feels to be semi-anonymous on this webbed site
(little white kitten in big pink glasses on pink polka dot background)
U ONLY 
KNOW MY 
SWAG.
NOT
MY LORE
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𝕭𝖚𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 ™ @nova42069.bsky.social · 21h
Looking through my folder of inspirational joker quotes to show everyone I'm on my grind set
A picture of the joker smoking a coffee with the caption a girl asked me her favourite position I told her CEO
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 21h
I misheard a podcast and for a moment I thought JD Vance had named his other son Dybbuk (in reality it's nothing weird, they just named their son after Vivek Ramaswamy)
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 23h
Image of glen powell in top gun wearing military garb with a lil mustache "This post was fact 
checked by real 
volksgemeinschaft 
patriots TRUE"
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Democrats on their way to let you down and lose elections
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RELAX LIBERAL It's just Dinarposting
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DINAR REVALUATORS HODL
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah these people
A four-panel political meme based on a webcomic style.
Above the comic, social media text reads, "Guess who 🤭 He’s bright orange and his name rhymes with Dump. 🚹"

Panel 1: A character with orange hair and a yellow shirt asks a red figure with trump hair and a mask labeled "CAPITALIST," "Hey dude, why do you always wear that mask?"
Panel 2: A hand reaches in and begins to lift the "CAPITALIST" mask off the red figure.
Panel 3: The mask is fully lifted, revealing that the red figure's face underneath is actually labeled "COMMUNIST."
Panel 4: The orange-haired character quickly puts the "CAPITALIST" mask back over the figure's face and says, "Let's keep this on."
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wtf bluesky fix your vibe-coded slopsite, all I see is a black image. Let's try again
The image is a satirical depiction of a liberal's political journey, MY POLITICAL JOURNEY, and it's just bill Maher's book over and over on a stair case until hitler appears then it goes back to Bill's book SANITY NEEDS A SAFE SPACE
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hands up drop your weapons
Mourinho pointing a revolver at you (photoshopped)
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"The answer marks a retreat for Jackson, who announced Tuesday that he had been endorsed by the pro-Israel lobby J Street." Oh BROTHER the old 'defensive weapons only' trick, Nazi Germany has a right to defend itself etc
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Trump is a communist" libs
The image is a satirical depiction of a liberal's political journey, MY POLITICAL JOURNEY, and it's just bill Maher's book over and over on a stair case until hitler appears then it goes back to Bill's book SANITY NEEDS A SAFE SPACE
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you've heard of sink-pissers, but how about
r/MoralityScaling
-morality of pissing in the washing machine when our clothes are going to be cleaned anyways?
(Image of a urine stream going into a washing machine full of clothes)
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oosher fell off the helicopter and almost body slammed that baby and the troops didn't move a muscle lmao
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
luscious
image is a manipulated photograph of Adolf Hitler with a speech bubble saying 'I AGREE!' and big pink lips.
I AGREE! Adolf Lipler
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pup cup for man
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[me raising my hand at the town hall] My chud grandson won't leave me alone, what are you gonna do about that sir, this is an epidemic
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
>pillow tiny what happened >small pillow cases >half size pillor case >regular size pillow 1 day delivery
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would say "I will never vote for Corny Booker" but let's be real he'll never get far enough where that would be a possibility
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hell yeah (praying for you)
Close up of an orange and white cat with big prayer hand emoji in front of the mouth, looks like it's thinking
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Empty head, no thoughts
Close up of the deer face looking relaxed, just vibing
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they came to me with tears in their eyes and said "SIR," they said "Sir, would you like TikTok on a silver platter, it's giving a little place called Israel a very hard time" and I said Wow
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dude taking a skate video of his friend on a flock camera that they cut the head off of gnar gnar
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
free solar powered fisheye flock cams everybody
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I need an aloof wife
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They should invent a hard cycling trainer workout not called The Vomit Vortex
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After a harrowing plane crash, Special Forces veteran James Belmont has a psychotic break and brutally murders his drug-dealing rivals along with his whole extended family and his combat dog, Odin.
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Screaming and raving at my children at the dinner table for NOT VOTING, "guess you want an ORANGE DRUMPF, bet you love DOODOO DON you pathetic weasels!!!"
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'SHITE' NOTICED OPINION DISCARDED
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