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Anti Christ Superstar Jr

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“That’s the most festive penis I’ve seen in years, eh Gorb? <indescriminent gurgling> Hahaaaa! Well said Gorb”

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 17h
Really excited for the YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING themed popcorn bucket this weekend
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Anti Christ Superstar Jr @boysef.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Planet Express where tomorrow is today and today is yesterdayy....yyyou heard me."
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Anti Christ Superstar Jr @boysef.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
beats is the only reasonable thing I will ever convert to in time currency
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
probably the funniest thing that's happened in vancouver since i moved here is when a couple totally unqualified italian guys trying to install a geothermal heating system drilled into an aquifer and then, with two million liters of water pouring out per day, immediately went back to italy
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Anti Christ Superstar Jr @boysef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@vincemancini.bsky.social Sunday from the archives edition:
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Smile (2022)
Susan Dell curses you with a smile

Tagline "once you see it its too late"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i...
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
them: do you have any plans this weekend? me:
http://olanmeows.com olan_meows on ig pic of a pug eating cheese
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 10/10/2026
We have such sights to show you.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm saying eat lettuce, have sex with men, live forever.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also, he's gay
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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@airbudddwyer.bsky.social
I don't let my kids watch YouTube and on the one hand I sort of feel like one of those parents from when I was kid who didn't allow The Simpsons or Beavis & Butthead but on the other hand I don't want to live with a Christian nationalist radicalized by a guy who does frisbee tricks
August 3, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
IT'S TUESDAY.
I DON'T KNOW.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lanterns (Series, 2026 - )
DC Studios

ACAB INCLUDES LANTERNS

One has a blue top and green pants and the other has a green top and blue pants. This means they are opposites (and wanna fuuuuuuck)

The distance between them means they disagree but also wanna fuuuuck
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Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some Isolation Man Printshop shirts I've dyed over the past couple years:
A "The bathing" T-shirt from Isolation Man Printshop A Sauron t-shirt from Isolation Man Printshop A Nazgûl t-shirt from Isolation Man Printshop that I dyed An Elden Ring t-shirt from Isolation Man Printshop that I dyed
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Twitter user VictorySlinger:
You don't need a tetanus shot for a puppy bite. 
Also, have you ever known anyone to have tetanus? 
8 years ago my doctor talked to me into getting the tetanus vaccine. One of the biggest regrets of my life.
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Anti Christ Superstar Jr @boysef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
cinema ass candy will not be tolerated on these streets
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Jeff Bakalar @jerf.xyz · 05/10/2026
just a preemptive fuck you to all the shitheads planning on putting out whoppers for halloween this year
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Wong Turn 2: Dead End @wonggifs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael wong monday 2
ALT: Michael wong monday 2
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there's a phrase cameron says at the end of this clip that risked breaking me and michael permanently. i could feel each of us trying to hold onto the railing for fear of spiraling away, off of the earth, forever
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Dr. Julius Hibbert holds up a knife, which is exactly half as terrific as two knives.

"Don't thank me, Thank the Knife"
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The fetid remains of Richard Jensen (No AI.) @theragingcelt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never met anyone from the David E. Kelly Series THE PRACTICE? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Dylan McDermott! [SMITH]: That is Dermot Mulroney, sir.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Out of curiosity I cut his body out in a photo editor and put that thing down flipped it and reversed it. He is somehow still the same shape, like some cursed Weeble Wobble
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horgus
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
wisn.com
Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
Dear Lord, thank you for this sacred, stupid task you hath appointed to me. Please give me the strength to finish this holy garbage
10:01 AM • Nov 27, 2023
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Eddy Tabone @eddytabone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Newman: they got a kicker named Dicker George: a kicker named Dicker? Newman: a kicker named Dicker! Jerry: don’t Google how old that one girlfriend was
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A rogue AI agent shit my pants
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to turn a funny story into a “teachable moment” should warrant prison time.
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Anti Christ Superstar Jr @boysef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Kenny Cody' HAHAHAHAH
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Should you wear your cell phone holster to a job interview?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
gdi
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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did i just argue with a joke?
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jesus, you really screwed up.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A freestanding shelf is filled with plushies and stuffed animals. Elephants, bears, dolls, little horses, etc. Everyone is wearing a pink bow on their head, except for one: A tiny man, smaller than the rest of the group, hiding on the top shelf without his bow. A woman, who is not tiny and wearing a matching bow, stands next to her shelf of stuffed animals. She looks at the floor and sees that one of the bows has been thrown to the ground. “Looks like someone’s not wearing their bow,” she says. Her cat looks up at the top shelf, giving away the tiny man’s position. 
Reader, we can’t be certain what happens next but there will likely be a punishment for bow removal. Also, let me tell you that while I like this piece, the line work bugs me a little. This is an older one and looking at it now I have to say that it’s too precise compared to some other drawings. Sometimes when I’m trying to add more details or multiple characters, I tend to slow down and be too deliberate with my lines. That’s not a bad thing but I prefer lines that indicate shape or at least feel spontaneous so there’s more energy. I’ve gotta trust myself when drawing and just let it rip. Of course it really doesn’t matter but at the same time it matters so much. We move on. We try again. Also, I’m going to make plush animals. I’m working on it.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 07/09/2026
Looking to get 12 more patrons to make this a sticker this month 👇 patreon.com/dsoart bsky.app/profile/dsoa...
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 06/09/2026
For the heavy meta/pro wrestling fans, both lost a good dude last night. A family friend managed Every Time I Die, so I have heard nothing but incredible thing about this guy, and my heart breaks for his family and friends. 48 is too damn young.
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Anti Christ Superstar Jr @boysef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wish I had gotten the chance to meet him... He seemed like such a gentle soul and funny as hell for sure. Massive loss... was really excited to hear more atomic rule
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