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Colin Girth

@bonuseruptus.bsky.social
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Smart dumbass, dumb smartass. 2025 movie watch feed: bsky.app/profile/bonuseruptus.bsky.…

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 8h
I'm sorry there's something so funny about knowing which actors from Monster High are Zionists
4 years ago 'Monster High: The Movie' premiered
They casted [sic] a yt biracial as a afro-latina and an Israeli as an Egyptian. AND they're both zionists. The jokes wrote themselves.
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 15h
We've gotta start Twin Peaks.
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 15h
Watching an episode of CSI from 2004 that has better trans politics than several Democratic candidates for senate this year, (and obviously the actual President, his party and half the population of the UK). How...did this happen?!
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 22h
We live in the dumbest timeline with the dumbest, greediest, worst people in charge. It’s incredible.
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Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 19h
She missed a spot shaving her legs 🦵 😩
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Evan @ereller.bsky.social · 20h
I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said
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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 19h
Listen I don’t agree with her actions but I am impressed by the commitment to the bit.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20h
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 19h
The new Bane sucks.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22h
Oh my god
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 19h
"Free parking" ass tweet
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 19h
It's on me.
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 20h
You're a saint. 🥰
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 21h
Show them the tacos. They'll understand you need to get away.
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 21h
I would never! I offered to take you.
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 21h
Any time you see white food nonsense, watch how much they focus on the hands, because it's hand fetish content.
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 21h
A showing of Digger all to myself and (allegedly) tacomogging my girlfriend makes for a pretty good evening.
Pastor, asada, and chicken tacos with rice and beans, homemade salsa, chips and queso, and lime agua fresca at a rural TX Mexican taco truck
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21h
Bantha poodoo is a complete food with good macros and probiotics but the New Republic doesn’t want you to know that.
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B. Justice @zefirotorna.bsky.social · 22h
The Woman Whose Software Guided the Apollo Missions Has Died www.nytimes.com/2026/10/07/o...
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Margaret Hamilton, Whose Software Guided the Apollo Missions, Has Died (Gift Article)
Margaret Hamilton, the first female programmer hired to work on the space project at M.I.T., was 90.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At this point if you are choosing a mid children's book over the lives of real human beings I regard you the exact same way as the men posting "retvrn" under a 1950's advertisement for laundry detergent that he's dumb enough to think is real
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
finally trying Andor and if you told me some old imperial guy was saying to juke the crime stats within 20 minutes i would have been here sooner
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Even though she didn't pay rent, you cannot visit a tenant without written notice. Also if he was planning on evicting her, he also would need to provide written notice, and if she doesn't move out he should've called the cops, at no point should he be visiting her apartment without notice
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Her sentence needs to be commuted ffs. They tried to place her IV for an HOUR, with her HELPING THEM, and still fucked it up and left her in agony
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You better be following her around playing Ludacris.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 07/10/2026
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The stock market hasn't reflected prosperity for the average American for a while now but I feel like it didn't use to be THIS bad.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is what we deal with😩
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Layoffs and subsidies? I bet it's layoffs and subsidies.
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Assuming you're not a fed encouraging us to go John-Brown-mode, what would you suggest? I'd suggest the Democrats run someone on slightly more than 11 out of 33 races on my last ballot. They left 2/3 of the seats statewide uncontested to the Republicans. They're not even trying, but expect my vote.
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Great work as always, Bad Dragon.
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czech hunter biden @conkrete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if they're not offering to let me eat popcorn out of godzillas foreskin im not interested
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2026 watch #143: Hope (2026) Incredible cinematography and action that kept me riveted for nearly 3 hours straight, only slightly marred by terrible creature CGI. The big woman they didn't put in Resident Evil is in here.
A Korean policewoman stands behind the door of her cruiser, surrounded by smoke, aiming a machine gun with grenade launcher attachment at an approaching monster.
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2026 watch #142: Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964) I loved the giant lizard, caterpillar, and pterodactyl taking time out to have debate club on whether or not to save the humans.
A giant lizard fights a three-headed dragon in Japan
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nobody's begging for pity, we're just saying you sound like an asshole saying "red states deserve whatever happens to them" while non-red voters are trying desperately to change things from within.
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Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a Texan, the surest way to get me to vote for your party is to tell me I should be abandoned and suffer because there were more of the opposition last time, and I just didn't vote hard enough.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just a reminder to Blue Wavers that this is how you sound when you say Red States 'deserve what they voted for'.
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jakarta methheadless horseman @sweetmax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
didn’t this country used to hate 9/11s
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 05/10/2026
if I'm ever somehow in a position where michael tracey is defending me I'm just gonna admit to whatever it is and kms
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god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We found a lump on my little guy's gums and are taking him to the vet, prayers up please
My grey tabby, Wolverine, is watching birds on TV
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called.
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me and @cari.bsky.social deliberately repeating misinformation to eachother over lunch
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kat excellence ✨ @katexcellence.io · 31/08/2026
this was difficult to read, but it's important to know people are currently in prison for 50+ years for attending a protest + one wasn't even at the protest, but got sentenced for 30 years for "concealing" anarchist zines
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How anti-ICE protesters became prisoners in Trump's war on antifa
“We are not terrorists.”
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't like the "they're so hard-working" line about immigrants as some sort of justification for immigration. I don't give a fuck if you come here and sit on your ass. All I do is sit on my ass, too. If you want to be here, you're as American as me and I welcome you.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I noticed in Control that there’s posters across town for a movie called Fix Your Heart or Die :’> cute
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