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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 20h
Today is Nonidi the 19th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate sunflowers. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Sunflowers.
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the cringre of being known
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Turning Point USA’s production team joined alongside dozens of Border Patrol agents as they entered onto private property in Lochiel. Activists have been detained and the last standing grandmother tree in the area was destroyed. Here they are gleefully filming as people scream and the tree falls.
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the slimy oozing egg/cocoon things hatching in Gremlins (1984)
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Futurism @futurism.com · 02/10/2026
The Emperor has AI psychosis.
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Trump Was Reportedly Pushed Into Invading Venezuela by Conversation With Grok
Trump reportedly consulted with Grok for hours on his next course of action in Venezuela before launching a military invasion.
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Protection From Elephants (Abj; Wiz/Sor3; Comp: V, S, DF) @mxmarkargent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my intrusive thoughts
 during fall
 young man
 there r leaves all around
 i said young man
 eat a leaf off the ground
 r5h
 i said young man
 won't they make a cool sound
 when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im thinking about the Gom Jabbar Trial of Humanity and how it seems Only One Out of Fifty-Seven Men were able pass such a test. the rest may not be deceased but they are full of poison and not human(e)
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026
The idea is that, since USPS trucks are constantly traveling anyway, they can be used as a way to collect data, eventually potentially across the nation.
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USPS To Put Cameras in Trucks That Scan Roads for ‘Community Safety’
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i cannot fucking BELIEVE that qotsa revealed the secret of how goths are made 😤 youtu.be/eAOIpDUDGX4
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Queens of The Stone Age - "Where The Goth Girls At?" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Queens Of The Stone Age
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Lord, what fucking fools these mortals be!"
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i turned my life around
A drawing of a man with his head on fire saying “ I TURNED MY
LIFE AROUND BY RENTING OUT MY
HEAD AS A
DATACENTER”
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis
Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i just feel like. i mean i know the cons would probably outweigh the pros but. you gotta admit scrambling around everywhere on all fours like a goblin sounds like a pretty good time
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Probably the scariest and also most intellectually rigorous uncanny novel I have ever read. My review for the NYT. Free link. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/b...
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Book Review: ‘The Rouse,’ by China Miéville (Gift Article)
“The Rouse,” by China Miéville, is a decade-spanning epic about a secret military unit trying to raise and weaponize the dead.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this fucking rules
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what you’re missing is that guys are a structural problem
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
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Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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Uzza @uzzamodea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The attempt at a hate rally didn't go well for Tommy Allen & his crew of bigots. They ended up getting run off and were followed by community defense for several blocks until ducking into a Fred Meyers, where they were eventually escorted away by PPB.
Tommy Allen and his bigot crew retreating down a sidewalk with a large crowd of leftists following.
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
beige supremacy
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Greetings from the GOP midterm convention.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@imniceandsmart

Good morning everyone. The grief is immense but so is the joy. We are all fragile as fuck. Swag city
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't want to die a hero. I want to live. As a dipshit
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026
i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit
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Andromeda @ulveheksa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry

1. How much poison are you willing to eat for the success of the free market and global trade?
Please name your preferred poisons.

2. For the sake of goodness, how much evil are you willing to do?
Fill in the following blanks with the names of your favorite evils and acts of hatred.

3. What sacrifices are you prepared to make for culture and civilization? Please list the monuments, shrines, and works of art you would most willingly destroy.

4. In the name of patriotism and the flag, how much of our beloved land are you willing to desecrate? List in the following spaces the mountains, rivers, towns, farms you could most readily do without.

5. State briefly the ideas, ideals, or hopes, the energy sources, the kinds of security, for which you would kill a child. Name, please, the children whom you would be willing to kill.
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the iced out ammo belts are particularly sicknasty 😍
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
says here your mom got the first michelin star for farting. the michelin inspector say your mom cut a hot beef and said sacre bleu
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
cracking open a traffic camera and using a tiny fork to dip the succulent flockmeat in some melted butter
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
hachi machi
Dave Conte, responding to JCO mocking the idea that Real Time is "one of the best tv shows": Oh Lord. Out of touch on this one. Obama, Clinton, even Trump all watch his show. It’s not so much Maher himself but the way the show brings Dems and Repubs together to talk/debate intelligently and civilly. Again, 41 Emmy nominations. You should try giving it a watch. You might be surprised. 

JCO: yes, I have seen Bill Maher but don't recognize much of what you say here.  "talk/debate intelligently & civilly"---really?  I must have missed this.
his entire attitude toward "woke" is superficial, predicable, & unexamined; he seems scarcely to comprehend out of what extremities & desperation "woke" arose initially, & confuses the annoying pieties & cringe-worthy foolishness of peak woke with the actual/literal/killing policies & actions of the anti-woke MAGA reactionaries.   it's like equating an edgy Pogo cartoon with the KKK lynching civil rights activists in the 1960's. yes: they really did kill people! really, Bill.

you have to have a granite heart & head even to pretend that the two are in any way "equivalent" & that your reasoned position is to hover between the two like the Biblical Solomon.
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*extremely ferengi* EMAILS
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cask of Amontillado them shits
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"we should rename Mar-a-Lago something funny, make Google display that" My brother in Christ, the Ontario legislature can declare Google's workers in Ontario to be unionized and assign their collective labour rights to whichever union will be most militant, think bigger
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myrtle @bogbodies.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
youtu.be/7c-yHS7oD-I
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The Dolly Parton Lama
YouTube video by CharactersWelcome
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New: ICE plans to spend millions of dollars on Boston Dynamics dog robots. ICE says this is to improve "officer safety." The robots can open doors, pick up objects, have 360 cameras, infrared vision, etc. Boston Dynamics didn't respond to question on its stance on ICE www.404media.co/ice-plans-to...
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ICE Plans to Spends Millions on Boston Dynamics Dog Robots
ICE wants the robot dogs to improve “officer safety.”
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