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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Survey Question
Relationships
Psychology
How do I know if I love my wife?
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Smile (2022)
Susan Dell curses you with a smile

Tagline "once you see it its too late"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
get you a quick shine
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Stevie @stevie-r.com · 10/10/2026
Me watching the Raiders through the late 2000s into early 2010s
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Dave Wakeman @davewakeman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hello darkness. My old friend. #COYS
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spurs will never win again.
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 08/10/2026
As a political science professor, I can confidently say: If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Red, angry stick man titled Los Angeles, pointing at a blue angry stick man titled San Diego. A third yellow stick man appears, titled “Trump telling Iran to kill us“

The angry stick men then shake hands
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Put it in campaign ads
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Best translation ever
A photo of a Mexican tamal
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bluejose.bsky.social @bluejose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
because they’re sissies. Next question.
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jaxson Dart and Donald Trump
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bluejose.bsky.social @bluejose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😂
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Pines2Palms @pines2palms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Abolish ICE
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AFL Godfather 👓🏴‍☠️🔥 @aflgodfather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Massesive turnover!
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AFL Godfather 👓🏴‍☠️🔥 @aflgodfather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Safe to say, Just Won Baby!
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 15/09/2026
happy national hispanic heritage month. abolish ICE
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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LL Cool Ade @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
We don’t believe in community no more?
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026
this motherfucker stuffed
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes popping an entire bubble with one line has to be added to his resume
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes: Should I buy a house... or... a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey

NFTea expert: Houses are often more of a liability than [text truncated]
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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stay safe, don't go anywhere alone, put yourself between ICE and your community, and, FUCK ICE!
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Eboni Navidad -Shirley Chisholm Fan Club @ebonic25.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An update provided by @trebtracy.bsky.social (who is trying to safely navigate while also getting info): ICE is set up at the USC parking structure by the museum with trucks. Stay together, and don't go if it's not necessary. Be safe, reach out if you have more info. And Sunset Deck is open
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm sorry but I just remembered this exists and it was very important I find and post it immediately.
Memorial 9/11 pin that uses the twin towers to make up the 11. Logo reads HOOTERS followed by Remembers Let Freedom Wing
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the Marriott mini muffin remembrance is now further away in time (13 years) than 9/11 was when Marriott offered the remembrance muffins (12) 🫡
sign reading "In remembrance of those we lost on 9/11 the hotel will provide complimentary coffee and mini muffins from 8:45 - 9:15am."
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/09/2026
Daniel Craig on SNL. ladies and gentlemen, 9/11
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
- dominic toretto in court
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Katelyn Oldham *Abolish ICE. Defund DHS.* @katelynstarrpdx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Join a union and stop voting for politicians who hate workers and court billionaires.
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️T'Lynn🦇David🦇Cooper🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oh My God No
A plane about to fly into the Double Hot Dog from Ikea.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
lmao
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me, a Space Force officer: "keep firing, Assholes!"
Picture of Col. Sandurz and Dark Helmet in Spaceballs.
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Stefan BC @stefanbc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Alright honey the NYtimes is doing a profile on us. Make sure your best Bo Jackson jersey is clean for the photo shoot.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton photographed by David LaChapelle (1997)
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bowie deschanel @raisingonebrow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"How can I make this about me?"
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Dad Suggests Beating Traffic By Leaving Game After First Inning
Dad Suggests Beating Traffic By Leaving Game After First Inning
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh
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Ted Nguyen @tednguyen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Loc’d In Lady @jessicafd.myatproto.social · 23/08/2026
Whatever happens at 35/40yrs when you can’t hear without closed captions…needs to be studied.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 23/08/2026
Fun fact: So convinced were white officials in 1963 that the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom on the national mall would bring lawless and violent hordes of Black people that they imposed an emergency ban on alcohol sales in all of DC and neighboring Montgomery and PG counties.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Don't get me wrong, I lift every morning. But being a man is not really about how you show up in the gym. It's how you show up for your family. It's about how you show up for your community.
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i already like the guy, you don't have to sell me further
CNN headline with photo of Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed (D) of Michigan and the text "‘Fireworks suck’: Removed El-Sayed videos urged getting rid of the 4th of July tradition, raised replacing 2nd Amendment"

it also says "For SubscrIbers" with that typo of the I incorrectly capitalized
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"small market teams" are run like ponzi schemes. they make no effort to get better, pocket $100 millions in revenue-sharing, cry poor for a decade or more then sell their franchise for an insane profit. Dodgers spending money are not the bad guys.
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