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Just keep cookin Chef, wrestling nerd, filthy casual

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14h
looks like the cowboys defense is going to make the top 100 list for yet another year
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pone Stemple Tilots
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They love to tell you to bootstrap Until you DO bootstrap Then they post multi-paragraph, pocket-watching dissertations about how "uncomfortable" your success makes them, and how ~something~ should be done (Cuz they never actually expected you to "Make It," FYI) Ask me how I know :)
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Breana Navickas @breanimator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do not Hate watch the new Harry Potter. Let it die. Leave it alone. In fact we don't have to let J.K be the monopoly on magic and witches and wizards. Support creators who aren't bigots making magical works independently like myself. Support a black queer creator and her teen witch of the Midwest
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So happy it is soup season again.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 20/09/2026
I swore I’d let my son grow and blossom into whoever he wants to be, but today he decided he’s a Cowboys fan, and I’m struggling.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Lisa/M @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Josh Jacobs 🤝 Matt LaFleur “I promise I’ll do better next time”
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🧀 bub 🎃 @gukububonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Alright, it’s now the next day after a loss. Time to shift my burning rage away from the Packers fuckups and back towards the genocidal state of Israel. Gotta keep my priorities straight.
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🏆 ⚾️ Brewers 2026 WS ⚾️🏆 @prideofcucamonga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Whatever you do don’t check on Dontayvion Wicks stats
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The amount of birthday parties being celebrated in the restaurant tonight is deeply unfortunate
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 11/09/2026
queen’s blood is back in revelation BAYBEE!!!
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/02/2025
i’ve got important STUFF to DO!!! 😤
FF7 gang reaches a new town
Tifa: “ok, we’re in a new town! let’s split up and survey the area-“
Cloud cuts her off: “yeah, yeah survey the area” “chop chop” *clapping*
Cloud runs off, Tifa eyes him annoyed
Aerith: “yeesh, what’s gotten into him”
cut to Cloud screaming and foaming at the mouth: “QUEEN’S BLOOD!!!!”
he thrusts a gameboard at an unexpecting npc who says “uh ok”
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They don't call Mina the GOAT for nothing
Mina Kimes in WIRED on why Bluesky is great and Twitter sucks shit: 

"Favorite social network: Bluesky
I post everywhere to try and get my work out there and get it seen and read. But I would say the one that I use the most is Bluesky. While it has its flaws, there's definitely the occasional sports ball person in my mentions. I’ve found the interactions on there are the most like interactions I have with people in the real world, which is a rarity on the social internet these days.

Least favorite social network: Twitter
Everyone says Twitter, right? Which is a bummer because it used to be really fun and essential for news. When breaking news was happening, it was a place you'd go to get on-the-ground impressions. You could meet friends, you could find new writers and comedians, and all of that feels lost just because Elon completely killed the vibe. And I say that because obviously he's done things far more serious in terms of poisoning the discourse, and the place is a cesspool for racism and misogyny and misinformation, but it's also just, like, a terrible fucking hang. Everyone either seems miserable or is determined to make other people miserable.
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#NFL #Seahawks ok who cursed the Seahawks this season? Sam Darnold deserved to play more than one drive this game before you did him like this
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/09/2026
Hi @support.bsky.team @joshuajfriedman.com @rose.bsky.team I was not aware this video limit is still a thing. Can someone please adjust this for me so I can continue posting the RNC event?
"You've reached your daily limit for video uploads (too many videos)"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's hard to tell how real a celebrity is. Unless you're close to them, you *don't* truly know them. You *can't.* But in lieu of that, the energy Dolly Parton radiated, her words of kindness and acceptance, her philanthropy, and her legacy as a whole painted a beautiful picture. Rest in Peace.
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Dolly Parton Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
ALT: Dolly Parton Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
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Kam Dreesen @thekamdreesen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trey Smack nails his first kick from 58 in the NFL!
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BOFFY @boffymufc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fun fact: calling them the WNBA and MNBA is a fun and easy way to make some people really really mad.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
kind of a bummer to spend years trying to learn all kinds of cooking techniques only to eventually realize that the world’s best meal is just “pineapple with salt and cayenne pepper on it”
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
DOJ is now 0-20 in cases to obtain state voter files. Here is the list: Arizona California Colorado Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I can't imagine a world in which Dave Bautista would want to get jacked again to play the role of Kratos, but he is so very regularly one of my favorite actors on screen in whatever role he plays. I would eat up a more reserved Kratos portrayal from him
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🪖🥷🙅‍♀️🗺
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
huh the only fast casual restaurant that's thriving hates AI wonder if that means anything
Why Chili’s Isn’t Going ‘All In’ on AI
The restaurant chain has made a turnaround analysts call remarkable. A reinvestment in basic, foundational tech is part of the reason, says its CIO.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In a modern political system with proportional representation, DSA, establishment Democrats, Blue Dogs and Never Trump Republicans could each have their own party. In our system, we’re all forced to pretend we agree. We should all stick together against the fascists for now—but also push for PR.
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Proportional representation, explained
With proportional representation, parties don't win before elections even begin. And they can't manipulate the system to their advantage.
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yo the bar I frequent has switched from world cup replays to TNA impact, ayo!!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 02/07/2026
I finished Paranormasight yesterday and it was fantastic! Gorgeous art, engaging writing & characters, and a great soundtrack. The branching storyline was well done and the puzzles were innovative. Surprised by how dark it got at times. Sometimes I was too dumb for it, but it was prepared for that.
Key art for Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Real Butter doesn’t give a fuck whether you believe in it or not
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James Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me moving to the first console that announces it'll make physical copies.
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Bret Hart in the WWE/WWF Ring
ALT: Bret Hart in the WWE/WWF Ring
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
live view from the great american state fair
a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Big brother made sure to give his sister the ball, thrown by her favorite player (Jake Mangum of the Bucs). She was wearing his jersey at the time and Jake said it was the first time he saw his jersey in the wild.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 26/06/2026
that is not charmander that is darth maul
A bag of charmander edition goldfish crackerszoom in on the “charmander” shaped cracker, it is horrifying
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/06/2026
pretty devastating dunk at the end of this paragraph
But the tender sheen over the event quickly dissipated last month when a hodgepodge of musicians booked for live performances backed out at the last minute, saying they were not informed that the Freedom 250 festivities would have a political tilt. Several states also announced they would not participate. In the eleventh hour, the president declared he would headline the fair himself: He was introduced at a rally Wednesday night by transportation secretary Sean Duffy, who started by eschewing the "libtards that canceled on us." When Trump finally took the stage, he lauded America as the "hottest" nation in the world. "Nobody's laughing at us anymore," said the man filling in for Milli Vanilli.
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Oedipal Arrangements 🇵🇸🎃 @6to12elbow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day to this badass rack of ribs and not my piece of shit dad!
Ribs with the following seasonings used as a rub and the following sauce additions:

-cayenne
-chipotle pepper
-white pepper
-black pepper 
-Penzey's "Resist" blend
-Penzey's Galena St rub
-onion powder 
-garlic powder
-Sat

Sauce seasonings/flavorings:
-all of the above seasonings MINUS Galena 
-chicken broth 
-liquid smoke
-Worcestershire sauce
-apple cider vinegar 
-brown sugar

•Bake seasoned ribs (wrapped in foil, meat side down) at 275° for 3 hours 

•Unwrap and cover with seasoned sauce, add a few additional shakes of pepper and seasoning (any or all of the above listed)

•Increase temp to 400° and cook for 15 more minutes 

•Broil for 2 minutes 

•Remove from oven, cover pan, and let ribs rest for 10-15 min before serving
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DirtyBird4Life284 @dirtybird4life284.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is actually really cool but why did Raquel have to throw Lyra Valkyria like that? 😂 #WrestleSky
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i'm so glad this guy is behind the net. i've never seen anyone less ready for a foul ball
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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Why is "lunch debt" a thing that exists?

It's food. They're kids. Just give it to them.
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Dare 🔥 @darius1c.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm so hyped. Now i have to play these again and take it serious xD #FF7Remake #FF7Rebirth #FF7Revelation www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH3o...
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FINAL FANTASY VII REVELATION - Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by FINAL FANTASY
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It ends today
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s the Second Time he has done this for our State! Thank You Stephen Colbert….
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Digimon had the right of it: the Digital World is a place you can visit and learn about yourself, but you must hurry to escape it lest the monsters take you.
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