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Just keep cookin Chef, wrestling nerd, filthy casual

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15h
looks like the cowboys defense is going to make the top 100 list for yet another year
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 21h
Someone has to
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pone Stemple Tilots
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They love to tell you to bootstrap Until you DO bootstrap Then they post multi-paragraph, pocket-watching dissertations about how "uncomfortable" your success makes them, and how ~something~ should be done (Cuz they never actually expected you to "Make It," FYI) Ask me how I know :)
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't think they do. No part of a stone cold stunner involves driving someone's head into the floor. Paralysis is on the table though, depending on who's selling
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Breana Navickas @breanimator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do not Hate watch the new Harry Potter. Let it die. Leave it alone. In fact we don't have to let J.K be the monopoly on magic and witches and wizards. Support creators who aren't bigots making magical works independently like myself. Support a black queer creator and her teen witch of the Midwest
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes.
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All of the giants wins are at home and all of their losses (1) are on the road 🤔
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👆
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remove all of the foot parts of football, they're just here for the name branding
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So closigami
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Little Red Hen but as a storyline about a faction who doesn't help their member win the title, causing them to go solo
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok but imagine a read along promo segment?
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit Mystery Wrestling is going to capture the Narnia market?
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So happy it is soup season again.
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In overtime
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
6th highest QBR when not under pressure, 11th highest when pressured, give the guy an O Line and he will thrive. Good quarterback with no run game to compliment the throw and no protection to let the play develop
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
6 games of 4th quarter collapses, an overtime win against the Jets, and a home opener loss will radicalize many in a fanbase
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nah I think it behaves like the games pretty well, in terms of camera direction, item management, action choreography. I think where it falls apart is writing and pacing, but the direction is actually doing a lot of cool video game stuff behind the lackluster script
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's Fine:tm: for a video game movie, and it would make for a really really good cable tv movie that you put on at 8pm and then don't watch while you fold laundry, which I think is an important film genre that this film meets spectacularly. I have a lot of nitpicks, but it's a solid 6/10 horror
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 20/09/2026
I swore I’d let my son grow and blossom into whoever he wants to be, but today he decided he’s a Cowboys fan, and I’m struggling.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Lisa/M @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Josh Jacobs 🤝 Matt LaFleur “I promise I’ll do better next time”
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🧀 bub 🎃 @gukububonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Alright, it’s now the next day after a loss. Time to shift my burning rage away from the Packers fuckups and back towards the genocidal state of Israel. Gotta keep my priorities straight.
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
LaFleur is a better coach but I think a worse play caller. If someone else took play calling away from him I think the Packers would be in a remarkably better state
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MLF is allergic to holding on to a lead instead of blowing it as violently as possible
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🏆 ⚾️ Brewers 2026 WS ⚾️🏆 @prideofcucamonga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Whatever you do don’t check on Dontayvion Wicks stats
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
💜
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And he's team captain this year, he has the respect of the roster and of management
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The amount of birthday parties being celebrated in the restaurant tonight is deeply unfortunate
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As a chef, when someone with that vibe walks in during an interview we know we have a winner
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 11/09/2026
queen’s blood is back in revelation BAYBEE!!!
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/02/2025
i’ve got important STUFF to DO!!! 😤
FF7 gang reaches a new town
Tifa: “ok, we’re in a new town! let’s split up and survey the area-“
Cloud cuts her off: “yeah, yeah survey the area” “chop chop” *clapping*
Cloud runs off, Tifa eyes him annoyed
Aerith: “yeesh, what’s gotten into him”
cut to Cloud screaming and foaming at the mouth: “QUEEN’S BLOOD!!!!”
he thrusts a gameboard at an unexpecting npc who says “uh ok”
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They don't call Mina the GOAT for nothing
Mina Kimes in WIRED on why Bluesky is great and Twitter sucks shit: 

"Favorite social network: Bluesky
I post everywhere to try and get my work out there and get it seen and read. But I would say the one that I use the most is Bluesky. While it has its flaws, there's definitely the occasional sports ball person in my mentions. I’ve found the interactions on there are the most like interactions I have with people in the real world, which is a rarity on the social internet these days.

Least favorite social network: Twitter
Everyone says Twitter, right? Which is a bummer because it used to be really fun and essential for news. When breaking news was happening, it was a place you'd go to get on-the-ground impressions. You could meet friends, you could find new writers and comedians, and all of that feels lost just because Elon completely killed the vibe. And I say that because obviously he's done things far more serious in terms of poisoning the discourse, and the place is a cesspool for racism and misogyny and misinformation, but it's also just, like, a terrible fucking hang. Everyone either seems miserable or is determined to make other people miserable.
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#NFL #Seahawks ok who cursed the Seahawks this season? Sam Darnold deserved to play more than one drive this game before you did him like this
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/09/2026
Hi @support.bsky.team @joshuajfriedman.com @rose.bsky.team I was not aware this video limit is still a thing. Can someone please adjust this for me so I can continue posting the RNC event?
"You've reached your daily limit for video uploads (too many videos)"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Joe Hendry lost his smile...
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remember that the score is not the score. Do not trust your eyes and ears
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That's because they didn't care if what he was saying was honest or made any sense, they cared that cruelty against people who were different than them was being normalized
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She cod on my piece til I 1% random chance to speak sentiently
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spoilers for the end of 20021
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And people lost their *God damn minds* over it
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well you see Luffy puts hats on top of his straw hat. Zoro could put a hat on top of his bandana, but if he's already wearing a hat it's in the way of putting his bandana on. Now he COULD wrap a gaudier bandana around his normal one and tie them both around his head at the same time
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Zoro in a hat isn't easy to source because Oda wants him not wearing a hat so he can put on his bandana at any moment
Sanji wearing a hat as depicted in the WAKE UP opening
Zoro wearing a bandana as depicted by the cover to One Piece Volume 3
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's hard to tell how real a celebrity is. Unless you're close to them, you *don't* truly know them. You *can't.* But in lieu of that, the energy Dolly Parton radiated, her words of kindness and acceptance, her philanthropy, and her legacy as a whole painted a beautiful picture. Rest in Peace.
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Dolly Parton Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
ALT: Dolly Parton Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The browns are still weighing their options
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BlueJay @blue-jay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cleveland still weighing it's options for starting QB
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