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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇

@bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social
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cool nice person. communist labor agitator. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky

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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1h
That's right
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 5h
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1h
Hell yeah
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 2h
That's what Angie calls him
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 2h
You never shotgunned a beer and the hole was a little too jagged and it turned out into all foam and you burp the foam back up
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 5h
This is how the Irish conquered Boston
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 5h
i dont think we need to keep doing mystery science theater 3000 or the ilk anymore frankly it should've stopped when it stopped the first time because it made you all insufferable to try to recreate it
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 2h
Weve all made that post at some point, let him cook
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 2h
Ladies if u built like this please DM me i will go feral on it
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 2h
French chants are so funny "Les godarvie" "Preaudeaux stalles" Don't know what they're saying but it sure is fun to listen 🤼‍♂️
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 3h
Fanny is what British people call pussy
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 3h
Oi bruv me fanny stinks
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 3h
13 or 35
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 7h
These are not those weak sauce modern home toilets Trump was complaining about, these are those industrial, riot control hose toilets. Dook was so dense the first flush took all the liquid and paper away and it just sat there in the bowl unmoved
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 7h
New PB today at the gym: 5-flush dookie
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 10h
☝️
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 10h
At the very least, for me, being conscious of how much of identity is performance allows me the space to choose intentionally when and how i perform, instead of blindly trying to perform an externally imposed identity. I can ask "how does this performance serve me and my needs/desires"
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 10h
Gork is this true
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 16h
Is it too late to ask who Julie is so i can have fun julieposting too or am i chopped now
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm mostly machine these days. In my 20s I was more of an instrument. But I've always liked presenting as apparatus
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*and her
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At least twice a day i either see or see evidence of an incredibly stupid thing my cat has done and i like to remind myself and get that she is natures most efficient land predator
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How could someone have done that without disturbing the cats?
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Washing my saviors feet with the thick slippery saliva dripping from the corners of my mouth as i recieve the lord to my gag reflex
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saw someone with that screenname and it's what inspired the post
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What about ROI Orbison
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was pretty underwhelmed with what i saw on SNL but I spent my 20s in the punk and hardcore scene they're doing nostalgia for so I guess it's not really for me anyway.
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wish I could book a 5 minute massage just for this
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck you i vote bue like they tell me
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's rikthem now
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I watched full metal jacket with my dad when i was like 5 and that definitely stuck with me
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blocked me too it looks like
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My fellow Americans i have been fucked in the ass by the mujahideen
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My freaking ex gf's apartment am I right
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Posting tiktoks of my spooky house with the crazy architecture would have me literally farming goth girls in my dms before I even mentioned the ghosts
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beetlejuice house no question.
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The kids are gonna be alright
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lust is the sin I'm just maintaining a healthy prostate by physically simulating my penis until I bust ropes
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jacking off the christian way this sunday (no porn OR imagination)
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not me I'm sick from allergies
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
taking note, nodding, sitting my white ass down & listening
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Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No it’s cool part of my brain is devoted to remembering ClassReduxKilla posts, I don’t need to know where my keys are
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me on my way to go to the function and get absolutely zero pussy and scare alll the hoes
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't know how my brain read "pastrami boobs" but I'd be excited for either
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
eminem voice: chewbacca's cock is a showstoppin knot lemme see what that wookiee got im gonna slobber on it like salacious crumb gimme every last drop of that wookiee cum
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Snap in a pict
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you can feel the Tao flowing through all of existence after 2 beers
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I went to middle school with a girl named aja for the same reason
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay someone just posted Japanese paulie walnuts in an Instagram reel reply and it's all I'm gonna think about today after spending all day lifeguarding and listening to city pop
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