Reposted by 🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 5ha little louder for the cheap seats in the back 51374498
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 2hYou never shotgunned a beer and the hole was a little too jagged and it turned out into all foam and you burp the foam back up 120
Reposted by 🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 5hThis is how the Irish conquered Boston 071
Reposted by 🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 5hi dont think we need to keep doing mystery science theater 3000 or the ilk anymore frankly it should've stopped when it stopped the first time because it made you all insufferable to try to recreate it 7222
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 2hWeve all made that post at some point, let him cook 000
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 2hLadies if u built like this please DM me i will go feral on it 030
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 2hFrench chants are so funny "Les godarvie" "Preaudeaux stalles" Don't know what they're saying but it sure is fun to listen 🤼♂️ 120
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 7hThese are not those weak sauce modern home toilets Trump was complaining about, these are those industrial, riot control hose toilets. Dook was so dense the first flush took all the liquid and paper away and it just sat there in the bowl unmoved 030
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 10hAt the very least, for me, being conscious of how much of identity is performance allows me the space to choose intentionally when and how i perform, instead of blindly trying to perform an externally imposed identity. I can ask "how does this performance serve me and my needs/desires" 020
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 16hIs it too late to ask who Julie is so i can have fun julieposting too or am i chopped now 270
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm mostly machine these days. In my 20s I was more of an instrument. But I've always liked presenting as apparatus 230
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026At least twice a day i either see or see evidence of an incredibly stupid thing my cat has done and i like to remind myself and get that she is natures most efficient land predator 120
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How could someone have done that without disturbing the cats? 130
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Washing my saviors feet with the thick slippery saliva dripping from the corners of my mouth as i recieve the lord to my gag reflex 110
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Saw someone with that screenname and it's what inspired the post 010
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was pretty underwhelmed with what i saw on SNL but I spent my 20s in the punk and hardcore scene they're doing nostalgia for so I guess it's not really for me anyway. 010
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wish I could book a 5 minute massage just for this 010
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fuck you i vote bue like they tell me 0100
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I watched full metal jacket with my dad when i was like 5 and that definitely stuck with me 270
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My fellow Americans i have been fucked in the ass by the mujahideen 1100
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My freaking ex gf's apartment am I right 030
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Posting tiktoks of my spooky house with the crazy architecture would have me literally farming goth girls in my dms before I even mentioned the ghosts 040
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lust is the sin I'm just maintaining a healthy prostate by physically simulating my penis until I bust ropes 030
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jacking off the christian way this sunday (no porn OR imagination) 590
Reposted by 🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026taking note, nodding, sitting my white ass down & listening 3958
Reposted by 🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No it’s cool part of my brain is devoted to remembering ClassReduxKilla posts, I don’t need to know where my keys are 0101
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me on my way to go to the function and get absolutely zero pussy and scare alll the hoes 1140
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Don't know how my brain read "pastrami boobs" but I'd be excited for either 010
Reposted by 🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026eminem voice: chewbacca's cock is a showstoppin knot lemme see what that wookiee got im gonna slobber on it like salacious crumb gimme every last drop of that wookiee cum 2441975
Reposted by 🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you can feel the Tao flowing through all of existence after 2 beers 35512
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I went to middle school with a girl named aja for the same reason 020
🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Okay someone just posted Japanese paulie walnuts in an Instagram reel reply and it's all I'm gonna think about today after spending all day lifeguarding and listening to city pop 1120