Reposted by Jess BeanOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/04/2025is Luigi Mangione the next pope yet? 171268159
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I don’t even know how to consume current events anymore because everything is BREAKING NEWS these days apparently 010
Reposted by Jess BeanBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Way to make Luigi look 1000% cooler and the rest of you seem like terrified dorks 661997253
Reposted by Jess BeanfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/12/2024avenged ben folds fivefold 1429080
Reposted by Jess BeanJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well 86106601936
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I knew Espresso would be my top song bc it was always on repeat during my summer workouts but I did not expect to be a top .005% Sabrina Carpenter enjoyer 000
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Black Friday sale emails are the perfect way to notify me to unsubscribe from a mailing list 010
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Love having the younger half of my family laying around playing Dress To Impress in a separate room after dinner just like the pilgrims intended 010
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Thinking about the time my grandma thought my tofurkey was bread for the thanksgiving table so she started pulling it apart like pillsbury biscuits to share with everyone 000
Reposted by Jess BeanDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Never let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t 17972233
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Got X-rays and an ultrasound done today just to find out my diagnosis is literally just gas bubbles 💔 000
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Using this Sunday morning to hold space for the defying gravity lyrics 010
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I was told it was SCARY. Unsettling!! Unnerving! But it is not any of these things 000
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I have never yawned more through a show than during Bly Manor omg 100
Reposted by Jess BeanJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/11/2024ok wow just saw the Wicked documentary and i've unfollowed Galinda. i had no idea 1864843
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Another day of remembering Pablo Picasso died in 1973 and not 1873 010
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I really wanted Olive Garden for dinner and now I’m laying in bed while my stomach hits whistle notes 000
Reposted by Jess Beaneric pointcrow @pointcrow.com · 22/11/2024a where's waldo audio book would go CRAZY 1484834263
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Now that Matt Gaetz’s schedule has freed up he can go attend a Robbie Rotten lookalike contest 021
Reposted by Jess BeanJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 20/11/2024*watches a single video on how to fix my toilet* YouTube Algorithm: THIS DUDE LOVES TOILETS 3194983
Reposted by Jess BeanGod @thegodshow.com · 21/11/2024are there any leftist WWE wrestlers who might wanna run for office 66710189563
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I’ve never been a competitive person but dress to impress is slowly changing that 000
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 20/11/2024There’s no way I’m the same age as Jack Schlossberg 000
Reposted by Jess Beanandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19/11/2024Q-tips are so named because of the quarters found in and around the ears 30810117
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 20/11/2024That’s exactly what inspired me to post this bc I can’t go 💔💔💔 110
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I can never spell Macaulay Culkin’s name without Googling it first and even when I typed it just now I don’t even know if it’s right 100
Reposted by Jess BeanGoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024if rfk jr tries to take taco bell from me he's going to learn a thing about the castle doctrine 072
Reposted by Jess Beansoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/11/20242025 white house cabinet meeting 540489697647
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I just saw a video on fb about a Matty Healy lookalike contest and it was a group of rats running around a city street 😭 031
Reposted by Jess Beanslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/11/2024[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber 140261134000
Reposted by Jess BeanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time 207119232348
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 17/11/2024My hottest take that everyone looks at me sideways for is my firm belief that entire families do not need to be in supermarkets at the same time 020
Reposted by Jess BeanZachary Ruane @zacharyruane.bsky.social · 17/11/2024So excited to announce I will be boxing Muhammad Ali’s bones in the next Netflix main event 412510
Reposted by Jess Beansoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys 1097932759801
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 16/11/2024This is what I’m actively seeking out so if you find some good accounts lmk 110
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 16/11/2024When the nap hits so different you end up cutting off your own oxygen supply 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 030
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I for some reason did not get around to watching Get Out until about a year ago and it really made up for Nope 100
Reposted by Jess Beansarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 16/11/2024be the rent-lowering gunshot you want to see in the world 121483318
Reposted by Jess BeanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it 452963244
Jess Bean @blckphillip.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Bluesky is a testament to how little pockets of humanity will always work to make something good come out of something rotten 010
