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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
When I make a class in Morrowind that isn't just a warrior in heavy armour with a sword
I think it's patton oswald that guy I remember from king of queens and he's throwing dice at shirtless guys with big swords
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"Ex-Infowars employees speak out on Alex Jones!" No. Shut up. I'm not listening to you. You were happy to enable his evil ass while he kept your bills paid, your condemnation of him now is meaningless. Leave, coward.
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Anarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 14/04/2026
Itch turning on the queer creators it built its reputation on is something I'll never be able to forgive them for.
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Scottie-Jar 🔞 - Commissions CLOSED @scottie-jar.newgrounds.com · 05/01/2026
#underswappapyrus #undertaleau
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Some guy tried to mock MGS2's Fatman, then people dug up that guy's self published novel and it's the funniest meme I've seen on Twitter in a while
this is how this guy's book starts
PROLOGUE
The Orc city smoldered, burned down in the wake of battle. The ground soaked in a knuckle's depth of blood and ash. The savage cries of its defenders now silent and still as its ruin was overseen by the archi- tect ofits very destruction.
The Orc Wars were finally over. "There S nothing more reviled than the Orc," said the elvish king,

John A. Douglas @J0hnADougl... . 22h Whenever someone glazes Hideo Kojima, emember he once made a boss character that's a lardass in a bomb disposal suit riding around on rollerblades and sipping wine from a wine glass with a straw..Photo of Garth Merengi, "The Orc city smoldered. It was full of Orcs, dead orcs, and blood, blood, orc blood, I blood. And sick, 2 although was unclear whether it was orc sick without closer inspection. It'so orc defenders now silent (they were dead).
'Over, he Orc Wars are said Elf Yoda." @White_Janissary

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"Orc City is a very complicated place. Every day you wake up you can experience everything from the savage cries of our defenders now silent as our ruin was overseen by the architects Of our destruction, to an orc celebrating a new small business about to open.'"Photo of Starship Troopers guy,
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I'm from orc city and I say kill em ALL
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Watching a documentary about a school pricipal who hypnotized students which possibly led to tragedy and whatever the truth may be, "people say the guy who hypnotized me is bad but that's just because they don't know him" is a very funny thing to say
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/05/2025
imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
There's still juice left in a decaying empire
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This smarmy ass is killing his own constituents. And calling them lazy while he takes away their food and healthcare.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/05/2025
House Republicans just approved a bill to take Medicaid away from 13 million people and Meet the Press is (not) on it
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@Blue_Fixer @blue-fixer.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
It's been a day, have a meme
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Worst Person You Know picture
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Le @lecharlescharm.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I only draw @enkiicatena.bsky.social some times 😗
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 12/05/2025
I really don’t understand how anyone who considers themself a good person can stomach working there at this point. I can’t even say this is a new low because it’s such a cesspit of bigotry over there that this probably won’t even be the worst thing they publish this week.
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
My pet peeve is monsterfucking but turning the monster into a boring white dude for boring vanilla sex. Like c'mon.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Told you I'd remake it
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I swear the received wisdom we're developing about how to clock AI is going to end up doing more harm than good. "LLMs don't remember what they've written before, so plot holes in fanfic are a red flag the author is using AI" yeah, and you know who else doesn't remember what they wrote last chapter?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/05/2025
it is fun to read profiles of this guy which play him up as some diabolical mastermind and then watch him in action and see a huge loser
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Only way to do it if you love your kid.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
With all the talk of product shortages , I think it should be said that products will first find their way to densely populated areas first and everywhere else, last This certainly will hurt all those red counties. How they react to their shelves being everything will define the midterms
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Celebelian 🦦 @celebelian.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Drawing my comfort character again
Himeno from Chainsaw Man lounging around with a cigarette in her hand.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The thing to understand is that an LLM is not in any sense reading and understanding your words. It is not interpreting and producing “factual claims”; it is interpreting and producing “completions that are possible.”
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Dorit Reiss @doritreiss.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
US at tipping point for return of endemic measles www.reuters.com/business/hea...
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US at tipping point for return of endemic measles
The United States is at a tipping point for the return of endemic measles a quarter century after the disease was declared eradicated in the country, researchers warned on Thursday.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
in these dire times i present to you HE'S GOING OVER THAT CLIFF in full hd
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Elon Musk privately DM'ed YouTuber Tiffany Fong and asked her to be inseminated by him. When she refused he unfollowed her on Twitter and cut off premium ad revenue payments of $42,000 a month
Tiffany FongElon Musk
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r/LetGirlsHaveFun @letgirlshavefun.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
from u/Bvork9731
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/04/2025
given the blatant human rights abuses and crimes against humanity, the most moderate position from the democratic party in this moment should be that they prosecute and lock up the entire trump administration and heavily sanction el salvador
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Undocumented immigrants paid an effective federal income tax rate of 5.27% in 2022. That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans…and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations. So let me ask you: who are the real freeloaders?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/04/2025
i'm watching a group of conservative law professors insist that there is a grand debate over birthright citizenship that somehow escaped generations of scholarship and only popped into existence after a right-wing president announced an effort to nullify the 14th amendment.
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The Diepod @thediepod.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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John Romero @johnromero.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Congrats on the release of the DOOM I and DOOM II remaster! I'm excited that SIGIL I and II are also included. www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/jo...
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John Romero's brutal megawad Sigil 2 has formally chainsawed its way into Bethesda's Doom + Doom 2 remaster
Doom's unofficial sixth episode is now considerably more official.
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enderman0125 @enderman0125.ca · 13/04/2025
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Some designs from "The Ghost In The Shell" anime series by Science Saru (2026).
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Mike Flanagan @mikeflanaganfilm.com · 14/04/2025
Pardon the interruption. Trailer tomorrow. @neon-rated.bsky.social
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
What the right wants, more than literally anything, is approval. They want to get approval for "making" AI art. They want approval for hurling slurs. They want to be acknowledged as winning arguments. They want their mother-wifes to have infinite patience to coddle them. They want their posts liked.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
"oh no, this'll make the right wing mad!" Buddy they get into a frothing rage over like, cereal mascots and cartoon characters and the mere existence of gay people and what oil a French fry is cooked in and women knowing how to read, etc. They'll get mad anyway, no matter what. Tell em to fuck off
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This is the 6th election in a row where I've pretty much listened to every press conference and the questions being asked. And cripes some journos who have been there the entire time, really have not improved.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Every single “investment expert “ is emphasizing diversification to include investment in other stock markets. And that will extend to private markets and start ups. It’s possible to export your smartest people, hire overseas , and fund their business at a fraction of costs you face here. Insane
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
it’s very funny to be like “democrats need to step back and let americans suffer and die so they get that living under a fascist regime is bad.” they were already doing that. you didn’t need to say anything
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
it is interesting how this was totally an elite fabrication. trans rights were on the path to general acceptance on the gay marriage coattails but nearly our entire elite culture including elite liberals decided to run a multi-year op against a tiny minority
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jakarta methheadless horseman @sweetmax.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years
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