Reposted by Donnie, the 0thA-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm not sure I like today's attitude 063
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thSam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What do you mean the boys are back in town? Buddy, the boys died exactly 50 years ago this very night, in this town. *haunting guitar riff echoes in the nigh-illuminated fields of wheat* 02311
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so. 1055011839
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thBrian Eno News @dark-shark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"It's amazing how quickly people get used to bad quality." - Brian Eno #quote 14818
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP to a legend 9104601948
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thBUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Lonnie is short for Lonald 051
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thBUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 22/08/2026why did they call them a trail blazer when pathologist was right there 152
Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Some of you have never had to smile for your life and it shows. 030
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thChris Dashiell @cdashiell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If you’re bored, consider whether you might be boring. 183
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thlerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026they're burying me with my shitposts like a pharaoh 81166
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 23/07/2026smh they’re doing shrinkflation on my idioms, now it takes one to know a half 011
Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Just watched Obsession and the real horror is the Reddit threads I read along the way. 050
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/07/2026there’s no way this is the same brain i used to remember phone numbers with 1614182
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thjessica BONEStown (goal met holy shit 😭) @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE ACKROOMS 125136422874
Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Time to grab an NA and spend the next 30 minutes liking all the posts I missed not logging in the past 2 months. 130
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 30/03/2026trying to figure out how to pass a message from my innie (me inside the shower) to my outie (me out of the shower) that we’re low on body wash 36611
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 10/04/2026why call it a union when “coworkers with benefits” is just as accurate 25812
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology! Me: Are there any jays? Host: No sorry Me: I'd like to buy an owl 351274366
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 30/03/2026every ai product now is like “hey you know how users are always able to clearly and correctly articulate what they want?” which is hilarious if you’ve ever been involved in product work before 0101
Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 27/03/2026If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious 041
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 10/01/2026ask not for whom the car honks; it honks for thee 021
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thSoren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab 3870461851
Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Depending on where you’re from, “may all your Christmases be white” could be considered a curse. 081
Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025What did Santa do about fog before he could exploit Rudolph’s fear of rejection? 050
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 16/12/2025the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music 111197185
Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 15/12/2025You are so beautiful* . . . . . . . . *to me 031
Reposted by Donnie, the 0ththe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Animaniacs please do something 734389
Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Me, cleaning up the blood and carcasses of 364 birds: OK six geese-a-laying for six days in a row was a HUGE mistake, I see that now, that’s on me 130
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 19/11/2025therapy is just someone going through the junk drawer in your brain going “why do you have this? what are you ever going to use it for?” while you go “we can’t get rid of it, I might need that for something!” 052
Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 30/10/2025You lose 100% of the fights that you don’t get in. 040
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thHump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2025This would fix me 04410
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 21/03/2025method acting at the escape room, clawing at the walls and screaming while my coworkers try to solve the fifth grade level riddle 062
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 21/05/2025juliet, from the balcony: it’s over romeo, I have the high ground 0145
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 22/01/2025“you look tired” it’s just that bad things started happening when I was a child and never stopped and now they’re more frequent every year and it’ll be that way until I die 051
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 23/01/2025sometimes I think about how it feels to be on the open road in the middle of the desert with empty land stretching away from you as far as the eye can see, which part of our prehistoric evolution do you think predisposed us to like that? manager: I guess I meant any questions about the project 062
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025putting a dollar into the dopamine vending machine and watching as the dopamine gets stuck on the way down 14762130
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 28/01/2025I’m actually great at multitasking, it’s just that one of the tasks is always “dealing with the crushing weight of existence” 0103
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 29/01/2025tried to unlock my phone while I was smiling and it said “face not recognized” 2376
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 04/02/2025any ball is a stress ball if you’re not good at sports 0114
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 07/02/2025for a nice gluten-free substitute try grinding the bones of your enemies for your bread 121
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 15/02/2025NATURE FACT: it is both safe and fun to feed the chipmunks. they will appreciate it. feed them. do it. chipmunks are kind and nice, feed please 152
Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 27/12/2023Blue Skies Butterflies youtu.be/v2-QygoB14g?... 020
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thWolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 12/12/2023Sleighbells ring -- are you listenin'? *not looking up from phone* That's crazy. 111526
Reposted by Donnie, the 0thWolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Remember, if you ask a secret Santa if they're a secret Santa, they have to tell you. 04811
