Reposted by Cadenthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about this again and smiling 3361601393
Reposted by Cadenmartha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug) 6610107
Caden @bigismoving2paris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Liberty Biberty must be ritually sacrificed. It’s the only way to appease the gods and return to the correct timeline 011
Reposted by CadenDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending. 8460521068
Caden @bigismoving2paris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my 9 (yes I do have a JRPG addiction) my9games.net/en 020
Reposted by Cadenheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026hope: my mother is dead... i'm on the run... and i'm going to die in mere days. my life is over and i'm scared lightning: kid listen to me right now. the only thing that will help your suffering is killing my sister's ugly husband with this knife. that i am give to you. am i making myself clear 18994306
Caden @bigismoving2paris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you catch me out in these streets wearing beaded falsies, mind your business 👁️👄👁️ 010
Reposted by Cadengamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169195727
Caden @bigismoving2paris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026new fitness hack: watching the Blue Jays game at the gym and getting so pissed I stop counting reps 000
Reposted by CadenKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this 26823900
Caden @bigismoving2paris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I am so tired of this discourse. There is no winning!!! Even if a candidate were to “fully disassociate” from Hasan, the following interview would consist of, “But why did you campaign with him?” No contrition is sincere enough, no distance great enough to absolve this “sin” for this media ecosystem 040
Reposted by CadenGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history. 50107392683
Reposted by CadenJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 117313038383
Reposted by CadenBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look 813475396
Reposted by CadenRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car 76774391117
Reposted by CadenJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Most transphobia, or so it seems to me, is about wanting culturally contingent hierarchies and identity scripts to be Inscribed in Nature in some deep way that obviates the need for reflective examination, and getting very anxious and angry about anything that makes it clear that’s a fantasy. 41955368
Reposted by CadenDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is the nut graf here to me. The MLB needs to be fierce and put on a full-court press here, and they almost certainly won't, which means it will be open season on a sports league which relies on Latin American players to make billions. 221705409
Reposted by CadenRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/08/2026Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC. 3338671088
Reposted by Caden💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2026it's her time 679181961
Reposted by CadenTie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 14/08/2026while rebuilding my PC, turns out I still have that video of the phone game with the greatest character lines you've ever heard saved reposting this banger here so people don't think im having a stroke when i quote it 6123271058
Reposted by CadenIt's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Like how the aliens in Childhood's End sent psychic reverberations back into humanity's genetic memory to create our cultural notions of what devils look like, I believe that trypophobia has been humanity presaging a psychic disgust at AI art 033232
Reposted by Cadenlilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026too late; i've already portrayed you as the shame faced crab and myself as the sexy anemone shrimp 5908175
Reposted by Cadenvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026dude turn on the news. any channel 5589373721
Reposted by CadenThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Sailor moon hitting her knee so badly her pain is depicted as her as a skeleton with hair bones is a perfect visual gag. 2838141029
Reposted by Cadenmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that 292807334
Reposted by CadenBiollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Telemachus: without me the throne will be lost Penelope: empty throne? I have been sitting on that empty throne for TWENTY YEARS Odysseus: 112622
Reposted by CadenBryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026LeBron James: (washes his hands) Bryce Harper: (inches over, curious, shrugs) I’ll try anything once! 023757
Reposted by CadenBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters 573111556
Reposted by CadenRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Sorry to be Uncle Marxism but employer-based healthcare is a tool of social control for the ruling class 1459221460
Reposted by Cadenstupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35. 1031211035
Reposted by Cadenlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/07/2026ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE 483294540
Reposted by CadenThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026What To Know About Cyclosporiasis theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyc… 252689536
Reposted by Cadendaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026first her madison square garden wedding, now this 13100881
Caden @bigismoving2paris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Okayyyy, I’m seeing the vision pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt... 0140
Reposted by CadenJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Someone said it looks like a suburban Thai restaurant lol 2035910740
Reposted by CadenCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing 8669531769
Reposted by Cadenjessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE ACKROOMS 125136402874
