Reposted by Big CiabattaRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team 991759299
Reposted by Big CiabattaChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 01/01/2026Pope Gregory XIII in 1582: 3680130
Reposted by Big CiabattaOne Last Post 4: geno nation rises @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 11/12/2025you can't both conquer and live to see an old age anymore.. due to diadoch 192
Reposted by Big CiabattaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/10/2023I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer 553502598
Reposted by Big CiabattaRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 14/10/2025If you need a go-to Wikipedia page this is a great one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...en.wikipedia.orgList of inventors killed by their own invention - Wikipedia 60840141
Reposted by Big CiabattaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives 303487770
Reposted by Big CiabattaPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 09/09/2025/4 SCOTUS has lost the presumption of regularity -- the mandate of the legal heavens -- through its shadow docket actions, which by invoking SCOTUS' equitable discretionary powers have obliterated the pretext that SCOTUS is merely calling balls and strikes, merely calling lines where they see them. 132629460
Reposted by Big Ciabattadavy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 17/07/2025some bands just make the sound of a wistful moment you have alone during an 80 dollar uber ride 51219
Reposted by Big Ciabattaceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2024Thinking about waking up to a strange sound in the middle of the night and walking past all those empty windows to fill a glass of water you never see me drink 512510
Reposted by Big CiabattaNick @sregorn.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Hot take but if you get caught doing this you shouldn’t be allowed to practice law anymore 622343
Reposted by Big CiabattaBennett Hipp @bennetthipp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Preach, @actioncookbook.com. Needed this this morning. actioncookbook.substack.com/p/america-be... 02312
Reposted by Big CiabattaRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/06/2025picturing thousands of fans sadly walking home in this jersey after the Battle of Bosworth Field 31047
Reposted by Big CiabattaPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said. Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead. Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere 144112652264
Reposted by Big CiabattaChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 20/04/2025NEW: Alito issues his dissent, complaining, "Shortly after midnight yesterday, the Court hastily and prematurely granted unprecedented emergency relief." He then gives a bullet-point list of his opposition. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p... Law Dork background: www.lawdork.com/p/supreme-co... 110824176
Reposted by Big CiabattaDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17/04/2025New, from me: The Trump administration is killing Direct File, the free IRS e-filing tool. Users love it, and it creates incredible value for the public. It's the clearest sign that DOGE wants a government that serves private and not public interests. 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-death-...donmoynihan.substack.comThe Death of Direct FileTech for good not welcome in the Trump administration 271073466
Reposted by Big Ciabattajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/04/2025the classic burger king chicken sandwich — the long boy — is underrated in the fast food chicken sandwich game 4585906229
Reposted by Big CiabattaSilly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 08/04/2025The central & most important aspect of John Roberts’s jurisprudence is republicans must be allowed to do whatever they want *until* trial appeal and final scotus review admit they’re illegal. Democrats’ actions cannot be allowed UNTIL that same review says they’re legal bsky.app/profile/lawn... 361966585
Reposted by Big CiabattaNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025It’s crazy that America would rather end than let the Mariners win a World Series. 2347154
Reposted by Big Ciabattaae @aelkus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025no trans woman ever took my nintendo 234646915
Reposted by Big CiabattaBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 26/03/202580s spies going on spy ESPN to complain about how easy this spy generation has it. Espionage Charles Oakley indignantly pointing out that all the spy scoring records you see falling today were posted by spies who knew they’d get hammered any time they went in the paint 221144232
Reposted by Big Ciabattaonion person @junlper.beer · 15/03/2025we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them 4390671748
Reposted by Big CiabattaNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2025wtf, Jon Taffer just came into my house and told me that I’m losing a ton of money overpouring my booze. 3036028
Reposted by Big CiabattaJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025MIKE WHITE: [creates a tense, incisive show about how wealthy people can never be happy if they keep ignoring their spiritual problems] ME: I wanna stay at da White Lotus 420710
Reposted by Big CiabattaDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Go ahead, take it for a spin. Read the hat aloud in the Vincent Hanna voice. 2158345
Reposted by Big CiabattaBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 02/03/2025i am begging local news to do three seconds of journalism or at least use google so you can avoid things like letting a founder (left) take free shots at the homeless to hide a move they’ve been planning for two years (right) 214525
Reposted by Big CiabattaLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Don’t ever say men do not have interior lives 593394
Reposted by Big CiabattaJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/02/2025Going from downloading Kendrick on Datpiff to seeing him in multiple top-five Super Bowl halftime shows. U2 could never do either of those specific things 721411
Reposted by Big Ciabattajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/02/2025"the high cost of free parking" is a book that legit rewired my brain. RIP to a great scholar 304312418
Reposted by Big CiabattaKendrew @kendrew.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Luka’s conditioning issues are gonna be worse when I show him what a California Burrito is 3224
Reposted by Big Ciabattarev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/02/2025matroyshka idiot 1074547
Reposted by Big CiabattaIan Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Just gotta make peace with the fact that I'll never hear AI and not first think of Allen Iverson. 1115314
Reposted by Big CiabattaNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I feel bad for my Bills fans friends, they don’t deserve this (to my knowledge). The only silver lining to the Chiefs win tonight was that it was also a big win for the Chainsmokers. 5593
Reposted by Big Ciabattaleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates 584535915
Big Ciabatta @bigciabatta.bsky.social · 15/01/2025It’s not ideal, but all my best work has an audience of one 000
Reposted by Big CiabattaTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/01/2025once upon a time broadcasters RESPECTED the Rose Bowl 1420112
Big Ciabatta @bigciabatta.bsky.social · 01/01/2025The playoff has completely devalued the regular season 100
Reposted by Big Ciabattajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/12/2024my armchair psychological diagnosis is that the drive to accumulate as much wealth as possible eats away at the drive for self-improvement or the internal desire to cultivate any skills or tastes. these people build huge mounds of treasure and then essentially just sit around looking at it, empty. 617151151943
Reposted by Big CiabattaHector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 22/12/2024We need a moratorium on playoff elimination graphics featuring players and we should use photos of the owners instead. I’ve worked social for a decade and can guarantee you that a Cowboys ELIMINATED graphic is gonna hit exponentially better if it has Jerry Jones’ face. 271031188
Reposted by Big CiabattaBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/12/2024culture 1443859
Big Ciabatta @bigciabatta.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Cannot imagine a circle of hell deeper or darker than the checked baggage waiting room at SeaTac 000
Reposted by Big CiabattaDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Strapping every reactionary tech billionaire into the Ludovico device from Clockwork Orange and showing them old episodes of Pardon The Interruption until one of them becomes normal and buys the Cincinnati Reds. 32104492
Reposted by Big CiabattaBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Can’t overstate a) how much this is the perfect opening to any work of fiction and b) how much it understands me, personally 642788429
Reposted by Big CiabattaRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/12/2024baseball is amazing because some of the owners are participating in the most expensive auctions of all time while others are like "if toppings are extra i should be able to give you pepperoni and get a discount on this pizza" 18973161
Reposted by Big CiabattaAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 09/12/2024My opinion on billionaires in general is directly related to the specific billionaire who owns the Pittsburgh Pirates. There is a decent chance I would at least toy with a whole different political ideology if a properly motivated rich person or sovereign wealth fund bought the Pirates 2361
Reposted by Big CiabattaJon Lewis @jonlewis.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Tim Allen playing a new character, a bad dad with a car thing? What a stretch. Next you'll tell me he's snitching on his coke dealers and customers. 37813
Reposted by Big CiabattaAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 07/12/2024I enjoy my Saturdays at my desk or at a stadium but there is no substitute for waiting for a $9 gin and tonic to arrive as you assess a fourth-down decision 91023